Your a boss of many henchmen. You have henchmen that work in the fanfic, Marvel, and DC universes. Now you have brought before you three henchman and have to decide what to do with them, what do you do?
Henchman One: Called Batman a freak to his face and pulled his cape too. Batman broke his legs and now he's in crutches. He will heal eventually.
Henchman Two: He hit on Mary Jane after he robbed a bank to get money to pay YOUR bills. Octospidey chased him and tried to kill him. He managed to escape but his car (your car that you loaned him) didn't make it. Spidey trashed it to bits.
Henchman Three: He was buying groceries at the store for you. He bought you everything you wanted except the one thing you needed most (you know what that is). He forgot about it because Batman showed up out of no where in broad daylight. He was stalking him, thinking he was henchman one. Henchman Three escaped but only after taking a batarang to the leg. He's been limping ever since.