Your superhero origin?

If you were a superhero, what would be your origin story?

I'm going with alien abduction and experimentation.

-Racob has spoken

My superhero origin. =)

Shot through the heart.

And you're to blame.

I've got a pretty original one. Get this. A baby from a near extinct race of aliens that look like humans gets sent to earth, is found and raised as a human, then turns out to be abnormal but in a good way, and grows up to be a hero :)

Radioactive vitamins

Darlin' you give love, a bad name

@blade_r: Oh, like Goku.

Start of as a self-trained, gun-wielding vigilante/eco-warrior and become so feared by criminals and land developers that I get a Sinestro Corps ring.

Asgardian father and Atlantean mother. She gives birth to the most handsome, strongest, bravest child ever conceived.

"Show Bio"

@The_Deathstroker: You still haven't given up on the Geist thing?

Or Superman

@allstarsuperman: But you'll be dead....

Eating Canadian ham and becoming the unstoppable Hamboy, who has the power to feed the masses delicious Canadian Ham

I was a special child from the beginning. A new hope. Born by two god like entities and sent to be humbled by my experiences on Earth. I quickly rose to be Earths savior. Because of my godly origin I am immortal and all-powerful. and the true Space Jesus this world needs.

Something similar to Power Rangers, but working for the US government as their own special squad of heroes.

@racob7: That Bio has been up for months, and it took me months to make. I will not tear it down so easily. Besides, it is one of the last surviving memories.

If need be I shall take the word -Geist out of it.

nonsense, if Peter Parker isn't dead and the Fantastic Four aren't dead, then I am not dying.

Ain't nobody got time fo dat.

While surfing Comicvine I argue with a Batfan who insists that he can beat Doom, Galactus and Spectre with prep, I rage quit and toss my laptop against the wall. It bounces back, hits me in the face, and the resulting physical trauma causes me to become the Mighty Neckbeard!

Radioactive kryptonian spider bites me under a blue sun.

@greatcaesarsghost: Only a truly bad Batman fan would state that he would beat Dr. Doom, Galactus and Spectre with prep, smh.

They're out there.

Well they seriously need to recheck their facts, Batman doesn't need prep against such puny foes.

Im a God with unimaginable power

i was born special with the ability to have hyper intelligence and the ability to move objects with my mind and reads others people mind.

@greatcaesarsghost:

*Gives super Fedora hat*

@greatcaesarsghost said:

@papinacho said:

@greatcaesarsghost said:

@papinacho said:

@greatcaesarsghost: Only a truly bad Batman fan would state that he would beat Dr. Doom, Galactus and Spectre with prep, smh.

They're out there.

Well they seriously need to recheck their facts, Batman doesn't need prep against such puny foes.

Now go my son, fly and become the Neckbeard you were always meant to be.

@allstarsuperman: Everybody got time fo dat.