Posted by _Gaff_ (3097 posts) 5 months, 6 days ago

Poll: Your nation is under attack! What would you do? (39 votes)

Join the Infantry 13%
Join the Navy 8%
Join the Air Force 5%
Sneak into occupied land and join the resistance 21%
Sneak into a neutral nation and live there 41%
Defect 13%

Your nation has been invaded by its rival. The enemy now occupies half the country and your government is issuing a draft. What would you do?

#1 Posted by Orician_Seis (480 posts) - - Show Bio

Go back to sleep, then when I wake up I would just leave the country

#2 Posted by Frocharocha (2175 posts) - - Show Bio

Wait for my death by a bomb or something. Life is boring.

#3 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (32093 posts) - - Show Bio

Get recalled back to the army since I'm on still on the reserves

#4 Posted by Transformers1024 (1654 posts) - - Show Bio

Suit up like Red Hood and go kick some ass!

#5 Posted by Illuminatus (9480 posts) - - Show Bio

Depends on everyone's country. If Russia invades Kazakhstan tomorrow, there ain't going to be much of a naval battle.

#6 Posted by Manchine (3859 posts) - - Show Bio

My nation has been under attack since Obama been in office.

#7 Posted by Wolverine08 (38029 posts) - - Show Bio

@manchine said:

My nation has been under attack since Obama been in office.

Oh boy.

#8 Posted by Perethorn (3212 posts) - - Show Bio

I defect. Mexican government is useless and our weapons are pathetic. Seriously, drug dealers are the ones who stand a better chance.

#9 Posted by modernww2fare (922 posts) - - Show Bio

hide under Joygirl's bed!

#10 Posted by _Gaff_ (3097 posts) - - Show Bio

Depends on everyone's country. If Russia invades Kazakhstan tomorrow, there ain't going to be much of a naval battle.

Why would anybody want to attack Kazakhstan? It is a proud and glorious nation. Not like those @$$ holes Uzbekistan.

#11 Posted by DoomGuy (772 posts) - - Show Bio

I would join the the armed forces.

#12 Posted by russellmania77 (14403 posts) - - Show Bio

Navy Because im a better swimmer than flyer

#13 Posted by Edamame (27887 posts) - - Show Bio

@manchine said:

My nation has been under attack since Obama been in office.

Oh boy.

lol

hide under Joygirl's bed!

lol

What?

@_gaff_ said:

@illuminatus said:

Depends on everyone's country. If Russia invades Kazakhstan tomorrow, there ain't going to be much of a naval battle.

Why would anybody want to attack Kazakhstan? It is a proud and glorious nation. Not like those @$$ holes Uzbekistan.

Natural resources.

#14 Posted by modernww2fare (922 posts) - - Show Bio
#15 Posted by Experio (13363 posts) - - Show Bio

Go to my basement and build an Iron man suit.

#16 Posted by VoraciousSouls (168 posts) - - Show Bio

Looks like I'm off to Canada to live in the woods until I die.

#17 Posted by Racob7 (5205 posts) - - Show Bio

hide under Joygirl's bed!

There isn't enough room for both of us.

#18 Posted by modernww2fare (922 posts) - - Show Bio
#19 Edited by M3th (2032 posts) - - Show Bio

Infantry. WHy is tHe Navy winning? Act of Valor fandom/dreams?

June'sVeryOwn

#20 Posted by _Gaff_ (3097 posts) - - Show Bio

@m3th said:

Infantry. WHy is tHe Navy winning? Act of Valor fandom/dreams?

June'sVeryOwn

If I had to be in the military, I would wont to serve on a submarine. I just think they are cool.

#21 Posted by Xwraith (14508 posts) - - Show Bio

Sneak into occupied land and join the resistance.

My choice may have been influenced by the fact I just started watching Attack on Titan.

#22 Posted by JetiiMitra (8076 posts) - - Show Bio

None. Go Rambo on they mofo @sses.

Oddly enough I watched the Red Dawn remake last night. Joining a resistance sounds good.

#23 Posted by M3th (2032 posts) - - Show Bio

@_gaff_: I ain't madatcha. I was just curious is all. And, hey, in the Navy you'll always Have a warm bed.

June'sVeryOwn

#24 Posted by Nothing2Lose (37 posts) - - Show Bio

Sneak into occupied territory and join the resistance; that's what Lord Byron would have done!

#25 Posted by _Gaff_ (3097 posts) - - Show Bio

Sneak into occupied territory and join the resistance; that's what Lord Byron would have done!

You Greek?

#26 Edited by SSJDarthPlagueis (2260 posts) - - Show Bio

Canada here I come!

#27 Posted by NorrinBoltagonPrime21 (5376 posts) - - Show Bio
#28 Posted by King-Stranglehold da first (3215 posts) - - Show Bio

Bomb shelter?

#29 Edited by Rouflex (14171 posts) - - Show Bio

Pee in my pant and ask @deadite if my nation and i would survive or not, if the answer is no than i would feel what the Palestinians are feeling on a permanent base.

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#30 Posted by LiquidEmpires (5 posts) - - Show Bio

I would run to Canada so Wolverine could protect me...

#31 Posted by RogueShadow (9752 posts) - - Show Bio

Then, unfortunately, it would be time to reveal my true Identity to the world.

#32 Posted by Epicbeast3000 (956 posts) - - Show Bio

Join the armed forces and solo the evil army trying to attack us.

#33 Edited by mikethekiller (8282 posts) - - Show Bio

Engage the enemy in one man guerrilla warfare.

#34 Posted by Yokergeist (12355 posts) - - Show Bio

Go on Comic Vine.

#35 Posted by Nothing2Lose (37 posts) - - Show Bio
#36 Posted by silkyballfro94 (1494 posts) - - Show Bio

I go to a nice neutral country in South America or Iceland. I then proceed to get a job and have babies with multiple hot chicks. Or I could join the infantry and probably die horribly.

#37 Edited by superstay (9623 posts) - - Show Bio

Dude, I have the Beatles

ds^Sb

#38 Posted by Chibi_cute (4386 posts) - - Show Bio

Is my country worth defending at all.?

#39 Edited by TastyBloodIsTasty (30 posts) - - Show Bio

Move to Canada.... No one messes with Canada

#40 Posted by DoctorXander (918 posts) - - Show Bio

If Australia is invaded we have at least a week before they bother coming to my town, so I have time to gather supplies and prepare my defenses

#41 Posted by Vortex13 (12221 posts) - - Show Bio

Join the resistance in enemy territory, and customize some arrows to go special things. Like flint tips and a magnesium based arrowhead with a hollowed weakened center that broke open on impact and the hollowed center would be filled with thermite powder. Instant crippled vehicle if struck at the right spot.

#42 Posted by laflux (13688 posts) - - Show Bio

@wolverine08: Have you got a Nigerian Passport? I have, even though I was born in England, so I guess that answers the OP's question :P

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#43 Edited by Wolverine08 (38029 posts) - - Show Bio

@laflux: Naw, but I do got a Canadian passport since I was born there. I'm bouncing to the land of maple syrup if any crazy sh%t goes down!

#44 Posted by laflux (13688 posts) - - Show Bio

@laflux: Naw, but I do got a Canadian passport since I was born there. I'm bouncing to the land of maple syrup if any crazy sh%t goes down!

Haha, no Jollofrice for you then :P

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#45 Edited by AweSam (7360 posts) - - Show Bio

Move to Canada.... No one messes with Canada

I'd avoid Quebec, you don't wanna deal with their border guards.

#46 Posted by RisingBean (3546 posts) - - Show Bio

Even though my days in the IRR are behind me, I'm sure I'd be drafted due to my experience with the Infantry. Actually under the circumstances I'd be looking to volunteer.