Your moms so stupid she failed a survey. Your moms so stupid she cant read an audio book. Your moms so fat she wore high heels and struck oil. these are the only ones I can think of right now
Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!" Yo mama so poor I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying - "Who knocked???" Yo mama so smelly that when she spread her legs I got seasick. Yo mama so fat that when she walks across the living room, the radio skips
How does it feel that your mom has a p#nis and its bigger than yours? Never fails ;) and yes I'm immature (if I have to delete tell me and I will)
@facelessshadow: No problem I just thought you were making a joke that I didnt get. @Prince CortSether: Nice like the first one
Yo mama so short when she get on the bus she gotta slam dunk her change. Yo mama so ugly she gotta trick o treat over the phone. Yo mama so skinny she can hoola hoop with a cheerio . Yo mama so skinny she use floss as toilet paper. Yo mama so fat she sweat grease. Yo mama so big, she on both sides of the family. Yo mama so big, when she put on a yellow jacket people holla taxi! Yo mama got one big breast and one small breast, they call her biggie smalls. Some off the top of the dome.
They dont have to be your mom jokes. they can also be like this one Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing. or Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
Your mom is so fat, When she do the tai chi. SHE TOO SLOW yo mama so fat she had to use tickle me Elmo as a vibrator! Yo' momma's so ugly, she scares the roaches away!
yo momma is so fat that when she walks outside in a yellow coat, the sun says "Screw this, I give up"
"Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks" - Bo Burnham
Yo momma so stupid when I told her she's going threw menopause she said well then ill just press play..
your mama is so poor she cant afford to pay attention your mama is so fat people run around her for exercise your mama is so stupid she once climed over a glass wall to see what was on the over side your mama is so fat when she jumps in the bath .... the water jumps out your mama is so ugly she once looked out of her window and was arrested for indecent exposure
Your Mamma is so mildly attractive she doesn't look half bad, but nothing to stunning in appearance. Your Mamma is such a nice woman that I enjoy her company. Your Mamma looks soo pretty with flowers that I enjoy her appearance
Your Mamma must be homeless... Because she f$cked me last night, like she was looking for a place to stay!
@Omarpool said: " Your mother is so fat and old she appeals to my secret fetish! BURN! "Oh crap. Did I say that out loud?...
''your mom got activated by me, That's right i've activated her so you can can stop searching because im your daddy''If somebody knows where the quote came from then good job
@kuchiku said:Yo momma so stupid when I told her she's going threw menopause she said well then ill just press play..Yo momma so stupid that she gave birth to a son who can't spell 'through'(just joking)
Your Mom is so dumb that...uh...um....argh I can't think of anything right now!But when I do it will be awesomeness!
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