Your mama... Comicbook insults

Heres how it works...  
you use a Your mama joke but make it about a comicbook character, team, device, event,  
Example:Your mama sofat, Blob said "dam shes fat". 
Fat, Ugly, Stupid are the 3 most basic ones, Can use others 
3 rules: 
1. One post, one insult. you can post again but 1 is the maximum 
2. No using the same thing twice. I do not want to see 50 Blob jokes, once somebody has used it, they can be no other Posts about it (and me using Blob in the example counts).  
3. Make them FUNNY

Oh the things i could do with toad =]

Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks Iceman is a drug dealer

"Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks Iceman is a drug dealer "

Hey Bruce yo mamma is dead  
 
/thread 

Yo mama so ugly she makes Mojo look like Gambit.

 Yo momma is so stupid, she entered a DC vs. MARVEL:Karate Kid vs. Iron Fist thread, and started posting the latest movie scans of Jaden Smith, from her monthly subscribed tween magazines.

 Yo momma is so right-wing, she discovered Blue Beetle was brown, and had immigration interrupt a quinceneara and deporting his entire family living in Arizona.

Yo momma is so left-wing, she wants the government to take over Stark Industries and have it turned into a welfare agency.

Yo mama so fat, Galactus had to get a doggy bag.

" Hey Bruce yo mamma is dead   /thread  "

" Hey Bruce yo mamma is dead   /thread  "

" @Sha: Then do one  "

Yo Mama So Dumb, She Sided With Scarlet Witch During M-Day! 
Yo Mama So Fat, She Was The One That Made Krypton Explode! 
Yo Mama So Ugly, She Made Zeus Faint!

" Yo mama so stupid, Aquaman caught her trying to drown a fish! "

Yo mama so ugly, she made Deadpool speechless.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Weapon X was the new military plan in Afghanistan.

Yo Mama So Dumb, She Used The Miracle Machine To Destroy The Earth! 
Yo Mama So Fat, Slug Fears Her! 
Yo Mama So Ugly, She Killed Doctor Strange With Her Ugliness!

Yo mamaso fat she's swaps outfits with Amanda Waller.

Yo mama is so dumb that she gave the Elelktra movie a thumbs up

Yo mama so dumb, she said she never saw Jean Grey's death coming.....

Yo Mama so ugly, she makes Deadpool look like Ryan Reynolds 
Yo Mama so dumb, she thought Iron Man was the guy who owns the dry cleaners 
Yo Mama so fat, she makes the Blob look skinny 
Yo Mama so ugly, the Justice League attacked her house cause they thought she was Gorilla Grodd
Yo Mama so ugly, her face CAN stop the Juggernaut  
Yo Mama is so slutty, she opens her mouth and KNEELS BEFORE ZOD

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Yo Momma's so stupid, she thought Jean Grey would die permanently

It sucks when you try these at school and no one understand them

@whacknasty said:

@Primmaster64: LOl, that was great. I need to buy that, whatever it is.

Amazing spiderman #611

Your Momma is so ugly Arnold didn't come back.

Yo Momma is so ugly,

Ben Grimm wants Reed to focus on curing her looks.

Yo Momma is so ugly,

Molecule Man doesn't even know how to help her.

Yo Momma is so stupid,

She thinks Star Wars was a real war.

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Here's a real stupid one:

Yo momma is so stupid,

She makes Solomon Grundy look smart.

Yo mama is so ugly in the morning that in comparaison, Swamp thing, should win a beauty price.

Yo mamma is so stupid she wrote countdown.

Yo momma so dumb she thought Batman&Robin was the best movie ever.

/end of thread