#1 Edited by Doctor_Alchemist (73 posts) - - Show Bio

If a small army of alien cyborgs were to invade the world, what non-firearm, handheld weapon would you like to learn and use to defend yourself with?

I personally would learn how to use a long scythe...

#2 Posted by _Gaff_ (3407 posts) - - Show Bio

Cyborgs? Going with the blunt force. A metal bat.

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#3 Posted by The Stegman (24487 posts) - - Show Bio

Katana

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#4 Posted by Xwraith (18362 posts) - - Show Bio

Am I allowed to say "three-dimensional maneuver gear?"

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#5 Posted by TotalBalance (742 posts) - - Show Bio

I would have fire arms!

"what non-firearm......"

Dammit........

#6 Edited by SpitfirePanda (882 posts) - - Show Bio

Gimme a short sword and kite shield.

#7 Posted by War Killer (20223 posts) - - Show Bio
The Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver

#8 Posted by Yokergeist (12355 posts) - - Show Bio

A gun.

#9 Posted by Eisenfauste (8300 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm going to go with a suburban flail, so I'll fight with a toaster with an electrical cord attached.

#10 Edited by Orician_Seis (491 posts) - - Show Bio

A piece of cooked pork

#11 Edited by DoctorXander (1133 posts) - - Show Bio

Lightsaber count? If not I'd go with a battleaxe

#12 Edited by Cloakx14 (3159 posts) - - Show Bio

machete.

#13 Posted by Strongarm (5857 posts) - - Show Bio

Chainsaw

#14 Posted by MetalGOD (378 posts) - - Show Bio

Brass Knuckles

#15 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (33495 posts) - - Show Bio

a hose

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#16 Posted by PrinceAragorn1 (17523 posts) - - Show Bio

The Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver

doesn't mame, doesn't kill! but it's really good at opening doors!

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#17 Posted by SHAZAM117 (3031 posts) - - Show Bio

Favorite weapon against Alien invasions = Will Smith

#18 Edited by Jokerpoker (2963 posts) - - Show Bio

A "non-alien" button.

#19 Posted by Omega Ray Jay (7823 posts) - - Show Bio

Lightsaber

#20 Posted by Ostyo (7999 posts) - - Show Bio

Nothing, they aren't real.

#21 Posted by Bruxae (13947 posts) - - Show Bio

Screw weapons, I have fists.

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#22 Edited by swordmasterD (2244 posts) - - Show Bio

IF YOU REFERENCE RWBY BEFORE I CAN POST CRESCENT ROSE ONE MORE TIME!

Oh I would use a master sword

@shazam117 said:

Favorite weapon against Alien invasions = Will Smith

Perfect

or hopefully these cyborgs can be take down by EMP's

Maybe a White lantern ring if not Infinity Gauntlet

#23 Posted by RogueShadow (10790 posts) - - Show Bio

A teacup.