It's a tie between three:
"Hi there neighbor, I hope you don't mind if I change my shoes, I'll be rocking sneakers till this battles over, cuz I don't want blood from your ugly face, on my penny loafers."
Or:
"I would not, could not, on a boat, read any of the boring @$$ plays you wrote. Even Horton doesn't wanna hear you, and Cindy-Loo-Who is afraid to go near you!"
But then again, there's always a special place in my heart for the one that made ERB famous:
"You can't rhyme against the Dark Side of the Force, why even bother? So many dudes have been with your mom, who even knows If I'm your father?"
Jmarshmallow
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