You vs. Your Dog

You're out walking your dog when all of sudden, Twilight Zone style, he turns on you and attacks you.

Would you be able to take him down?

He is not on a leash so you cannot use that to your advantage

No outside help. Winner by KO or death

i have a mastiff.i would die brutally.and a pit bull.same thing

My dog is like, 2 months old and a foot big. He bites like a bitch though, (ba dum tss).

I can incacipitate him pretty easily.

I really wanted to make some sort of Michael Vick joke, buts its to soon.

@Gambler: it might be too late.

I have a Northern Inuit Dog, and he's the best dog I've ever owned.

Extremely docile breed, but if Fenris ever got really pissed at me for kicking him off of my bed (yes, I named him after Fenris of Norse mythology)

It would likely be an even fight. I'm not a pretty big guy, and I outweigh my dog by a good 130 or so pounds, (He's right at 95 lbs) but if he were to catch me in an artery or major area with those sharp teeth of his.....

It'd likely be game over...

My dog doesnt even like to wrestle with me.He knows i am the boss

My dog is 6 weeks old plus i wouldn't ever kill my dog even if he attacked me .

Don't have a dog. I have cats.

I have a sword.

My cat would kick the crap out of me.

If my dog turned on me i'd get owned....Unless I could get into a grapple and pin him.......but he's got really big teeth O.O

@HellionVulcan said:

My dog is 6 weeks old plus i wouldn't ever kill my dog even if he attacked me .

Well yeah, at 6 weeks you could just BFR him

My dog died awhile back.  
So, already won.  
 

I have a German Shepard who is the most sneaky and manipulative dog I have ever seen. He's very smart, strong and can be dangerous if under attack. I'm dead after 5 minutes.

I'd kill myself after how brutally I'd beat my dog up in this fight out of guilt.

all my dogs are dead, but im pretty sure theyd whup my butt

We have a Bichon Frise. I'm not sure who'd win.

I win . . . my dog's a maltese.

I Have cats and A Guinea Pig.

All I have to do is blow in his face and he'll freak out and run away. He attacks again, I do it again.

@space_coyote said:

@HellionVulcan said:

My dog is 6 weeks old plus i wouldn't ever kill my dog even if he attacked me .

Well yeah, at 6 weeks you could just BFR him

I laughed hard but no lol .

He'd kill me

Well, I guess I could kill him, but I wouldn't.

I have two Elkhounds so well dealing with the 1st the 2nd would most likely get the death blow.

I'd let my dog kill me. She's too cute to ever hurt. Look at her; 
 

@ZombieBigfoot said:

All I have to do is blow in his face and he'll freak out and run away. He attacks again, I do it again.

Winner by KO or death . . .

@VictorGrey said:

@ZombieBigfoot said:

All I have to do is blow in his face and he'll freak out and run away. He attacks again, I do it again.

Winner by KO or death . . .

I can get him to run into a post. It's easy enough to make that dog do anything that way.

I don't have a dog.

INSTANT WIN!

@ImmortalOne said:

I don't have a dog.

INSTANT WIN!

Me either.

My dog is a mix of Pitbull/Golden Retriever

But she's not a fighter, my cat would put up more of a fight. My cat runs the household.

my dog is german shepard mixed with labrador but I think I can take him

i have a cute 16 lbs Shih-Tzu and i'm a 188 lbs guy who's almost 6 feet tall,, so i guess i win..

but i also have a Chow Chow.. so that made me think again.. lol

I win but not without wounds.

@darth_brendroid said:

We have a Bichon Frise. I'm not sure who'd win.

Is that a vicious breed?

My dog's a Jack Terrier and Rat (or Fox) Terrier mix, so I'd win rather easily.

SAY BON APETIT!!!! OM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!!

Which dog? I have four.

My Irish Staffie I would take a majority against.

My Rottweiler cross Dogue De Bordeaux Mastiff would be closer.

Either of my Utonagans could go either way, but I would be hurting like hell after.

And if we're talking other pets:

My eldest cat is getting a bit senile, so insta-win for me.

My younger cat spends its time eating anything slower than it, so I would get clawed quite bad.

My hamster...I win.

@PowerHerc said:

I win but not without wounds.

This! :)

With morals on I can't even hit my dog.

So my bloodlusted dog wins.

My dog is tiny enough to contain if I needed to, but it'd be difficult since I'm not going to beat him up just for the sake of a battle.

I win

I dont have a dog

:p

bumpy