#1 Posted by space_coyote (1132 posts) - - Show Bio

You're out walking your dog when all of sudden, Twilight Zone style, he turns on you and attacks you.

Would you be able to take him down?

He is not on a leash so you cannot use that to your advantage

No outside help. Winner by KO or death

#2 Posted by karetaker (1565 posts) - - Show Bio

i have a mastiff.i would die brutally.and a pit bull.same thing

#3 Posted by nickzambuto (13656 posts) - - Show Bio

My dog is like, 2 months old and a foot big. He bites like a bitch though, (ba dum tss).

I can incacipitate him pretty easily.

#4 Posted by The_MVPs (84693 posts) - - Show Bio

I really wanted to make some sort of Michael Vick joke, buts its to soon.

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#5 Posted by karetaker (1565 posts) - - Show Bio

@Gambler: it might be too late.

#6 Posted by steelhound56 (1074 posts) - - Show Bio

I have a Northern Inuit Dog, and he's the best dog I've ever owned.

Extremely docile breed, but if Fenris ever got really pissed at me for kicking him off of my bed (yes, I named him after Fenris of Norse mythology)

It would likely be an even fight. I'm not a pretty big guy, and I outweigh my dog by a good 130 or so pounds, (He's right at 95 lbs) but if he were to catch me in an artery or major area with those sharp teeth of his.....

It'd likely be game over...

#7 Posted by Sherlock (7258 posts) - - Show Bio

My dog doesnt even like to wrestle with me.He knows i am the boss

#8 Posted by HellionVulcan (3768 posts) - - Show Bio

My dog is 6 weeks old plus i wouldn't ever kill my dog even if he attacked me .

#9 Posted by JediXMan (30592 posts) - - Show Bio

Don't have a dog. I have cats.

I have a sword.

My cat would kick the crap out of me.

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#10 Posted by Strider92 (16443 posts) - - Show Bio

If my dog turned on me i'd get owned....Unless I could get into a grapple and pin him.......but he's got really big teeth O.O

#11 Posted by space_coyote (1132 posts) - - Show Bio

@HellionVulcan said:

My dog is 6 weeks old plus i wouldn't ever kill my dog even if he attacked me .

Well yeah, at 6 weeks you could just BFR him

#12 Posted by OmegaDynasty (9190 posts) - - Show Bio

My dog died awhile back.  
So, already won.  
 

#13 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (2899 posts) - - Show Bio

I have a German Shepard who is the most sneaky and manipulative dog I have ever seen. He's very smart, strong and can be dangerous if under attack. I'm dead after 5 minutes.

#14 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17132 posts) - - Show Bio

@OmegaDynasty said:

My dog died awhile back.
So, already won.

Jesus...lol

#15 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29500 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd kill myself after how brutally I'd beat my dog up in this fight out of guilt.

#16 Edited by umbrafeline (5300 posts) - - Show Bio

all my dogs are dead, but im pretty sure theyd whup my butt

#17 Posted by darth_brendroid (1717 posts) - - Show Bio

We have a Bichon Frise. I'm not sure who'd win.

#18 Posted by Gambit1024 (9890 posts) - - Show Bio
Are you kidding? I will end him.
#19 Posted by VictorGrey (13465 posts) - - Show Bio

I win . . . my dog's a maltese.

#20 Posted by _Cain_ (23670 posts) - - Show Bio

I Have cats and A Guinea Pig.

#21 Posted by _Zombie_ (10442 posts) - - Show Bio

All I have to do is blow in his face and he'll freak out and run away. He attacks again, I do it again.

#22 Posted by HellionVulcan (3768 posts) - - Show Bio

@space_coyote said:

@HellionVulcan said:

My dog is 6 weeks old plus i wouldn't ever kill my dog even if he attacked me .

Well yeah, at 6 weeks you could just BFR him

I laughed hard but no lol .

#23 Posted by ssejllenrad (12847 posts) - - Show Bio

He'd kill me

#24 Posted by ShootingNova (17011 posts) - - Show Bio

Well, I guess I could kill him, but I wouldn't.

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#25 Posted by Crimsonlord53 (1332 posts) - - Show Bio

I have two Elkhounds so well dealing with the 1st the 2nd would most likely get the death blow.

#26 Posted by FadeToBlackBolt (23334 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd let my dog kill me. She's too cute to ever hurt. Look at her; 
 

#27 Posted by VictorGrey (13465 posts) - - Show Bio

@ZombieBigfoot said:

All I have to do is blow in his face and he'll freak out and run away. He attacks again, I do it again.

Winner by KO or death . . .

#28 Posted by _Zombie_ (10442 posts) - - Show Bio

@VictorGrey said:

@ZombieBigfoot said:

All I have to do is blow in his face and he'll freak out and run away. He attacks again, I do it again.

Winner by KO or death . . .

I can get him to run into a post. It's easy enough to make that dog do anything that way.

#29 Posted by ImmortalOne (3443 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't have a dog.

INSTANT WIN!

#30 Posted by Ms. Omega (4469 posts) - - Show Bio

@ImmortalOne said:

I don't have a dog.

INSTANT WIN!

Me either.

#31 Edited by HBKTimHBK (5242 posts) - - Show Bio

My dog is a mix of Pitbull/Golden Retriever

But she's not a fighter, my cat would put up more of a fight. My cat runs the household.

#32 Posted by Dark_Vengeance_ (14683 posts) - - Show Bio

my dog is german shepard mixed with labrador but I think I can take him

#33 Posted by lord_oraculous016 (9282 posts) - - Show Bio

i have a cute 16 lbs Shih-Tzu and i'm a 188 lbs guy who's almost 6 feet tall,, so i guess i win..

but i also have a Chow Chow.. so that made me think again.. lol

#34 Posted by PowerHerc (83461 posts) - - Show Bio

I win but not without wounds.

#35 Posted by space_coyote (1132 posts) - - Show Bio

@darth_brendroid said:

We have a Bichon Frise. I'm not sure who'd win.

Is that a vicious breed?

#36 Posted by blackadamFTW (7867 posts) - - Show Bio

My dog's a Jack Terrier and Rat (or Fox) Terrier mix, so I'd win rather easily.

#37 Posted by SithLantern93 (2155 posts) - - Show Bio

SAY BON APETIT!!!! OM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!!

#38 Posted by Marksman (1364 posts) - - Show Bio

Which dog? I have four.

My Irish Staffie I would take a majority against.

My Rottweiler cross Dogue De Bordeaux Mastiff would be closer.

Either of my Utonagans could go either way, but I would be hurting like hell after.

And if we're talking other pets:

My eldest cat is getting a bit senile, so insta-win for me.

My younger cat spends its time eating anything slower than it, so I would get clawed quite bad.

My hamster...I win.

#39 Posted by BumpyBoo (9203 posts) - - Show Bio

@PowerHerc said:

I win but not without wounds.

This! :)

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#40 Posted by The_Lunact_And_Manic (3286 posts) - - Show Bio

With morals on I can't even hit my dog.

So my bloodlusted dog wins.

#41 Posted by Dracade102 (8167 posts) - - Show Bio

My dog is tiny enough to contain if I needed to, but it'd be difficult since I'm not going to beat him up just for the sake of a battle.

#42 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (18041 posts) - - Show Bio

I win

I dont have a dog

:p

#43 Posted by space_coyote (1132 posts) - - Show Bio

bumpy