You vs your dad

You don't get it... On a corner you got a dude who made the cadets, a man whose dad was in the army before him and who were the freaking goon of his Hockey team(Before his motocycle accident who killed his friend but made him a survivor) and on the other end you got me. You can't ask the skinny man that i am to even scratch his back... I swear he could pwn me even if he tryed to make me look good.

This.

Pilasy:La Voix d'un homme

I'd make my dad run a fade.

I hae trained MMA since i was 15. Im in good shape but nowhere near my prefight shape.

Me dad in his prime played football so im sure he was stronger than me.

I think I'd be able to edge out a win but it won't be s stomp

my dad was a coal miner who once stared down a guy who pointed a gun at him while unarmed and used to fight all the time last fight i was in was in the 8th grade and i sit around a computer all day i get winded checking the mail or taking out the trash my dad in his prime would beat my ass

My dad in his prime, 5'11" 220 pounds and was fat.

My dad now, 5'11" 245 pounds and fat.

Main difference is he used to have hair. I'd rekt that fa**it

me old man is a true man

So is mine.

If I get a decent hold on him, I'd probably win. If not, he'll break my legs.

My dad is in a pot of ashes 6ft underground.

I win easily

Assuming all the people on this site are extremely fat or really scrawny its easy to tell who wins.

My Dad would kick my ass. He's big, he's been in a lot of fights, and I have low testosterone. I'd be dead. If guns were involved, he'd likely outshoot me too because he was an insanely good shot in the day regularly hitting bullseyes at a hundred yards with a pistol. Granted, his eyes are going now, but I'm still guessing I'd be dead.

Still, he's getting old. A few years more and he'll be too decrepid too do anything, so maybe I can come here and adjust this post in a couple years.

I just realized this was me fighting my dad in his prime. Now, I'm really dead. He used to lift motors out of cars so he could work on them.

6'2 240+ vs 5'10 140+

....I think my pain tolerance is enough to ward off a one-shot, but the second punch would certainly KMTFO.

@dboyrules2011 You finna believe we can take him together?

KEK.

@dccomicsrule2011: Lulz. Possibly, possibly. But that's only if we play our chips right.

Cute.

14 years old... I'm pretty big and athletic for my age, but in his prime like 20's I get curbed.

My dad. After all, I'm just a discount version of him.

My father is 45, Karate expert and a Judoka, i only trained Shotocan Karate for 10 years men, im 20.

Haven't seen him in 20 years...he dosent show up for the fight so I when by default

I destroy

He's still strong now(But age is catching up with him), and he was probably too strong for me in his prime.

I don't know if I could win.

I have a pocket knife.

He doesn't.

I would probably still lose in this situation, if my dad doesnt exagerate.

@rouflex: Lol

@earthangelo: Why laugh at me? I might be taller than he is, but he's a skilled son of a gun while i'm only a skinny unskilled human D:

My dad beats me again

My dad is extremely fit so he may beat me though I haven't seen him in years.

so easy

My hate would give the win no matter what.