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#1 Edited by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio

This is alternate-universe style time-travel, so you can kill your past self and future you will remember nothing

you are fighting you 5 years ago

#2 Posted by Frocharocha (2301 posts) - - Show Bio

Me from the past was being backed by Ghosts. He wins via mind rape :P

#3 Edited by joewell (6375 posts) - - Show Bio

I stomp, i was 8 5 years ago.

#4 Posted by JackKnight (2969 posts) - - Show Bio

I stomp.

#5 Posted by 616Vulture (1470 posts) - - Show Bio

I stomp I was 9 5 years ago and like 40 pounds less and 20 inches shorter.

#6 Posted by Cgoodness (4778 posts) - - Show Bio

Why would I want to fight a 14 year old? I strongly appose hitting children

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#7 Edited by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio

Me from the past was being backed by Ghosts. He wins via mind rape :P

Darn

how did you lose those?

@joewell said:

I stomp, i was 8 5 years ago.

your 13?

I stomp.

Why?

I stomp I was 9 5 years ago and like 40 pounds less and 20 inches shorter.

what if past you had scissors?

Why would I want to fight a 14 year old? I strongly appose hitting children

Cause if you didn't the universe would implode

#8 Posted by 616Vulture (1470 posts) - - Show Bio
#9 Edited by MisterWhisper (1920 posts) - - Show Bio

The sheer amount of psychologic issues this could both start and resolve are mind boggling.

I will not get into my own issues if I was given the chance to beat seven shades of merciless crap out of an alternate me...

I feel WAY too old to be here now. 5 Years ago is not that different than I am now. Give me a shot at myself 15 years ago and oh the beating would be... the beating would be so grandiose, so inspirational to those who would be able to witness it that it would be whispered about in legends and be the basis of peoples lies they tell others online.

The picture of the victim would become an internet meme about how no one has ever been so thoroughly and completely owned.

#10 Posted by StrictlyAnime (904 posts) - - Show Bio

LOLSTOMP, I was 11 and like 9 inches shorter.

#11 Edited by Dratini1331 (7028 posts) - - Show Bio

Me from 5 years ago? It could go either way. I'm out of practice currently, and me from 5 years ago was just a beginner at Martial arts.

#12 Posted by Frocharocha (2301 posts) - - Show Bio

@frocharocha said:

Me from the past was being backed by Ghosts. He wins via mind rape :P

Darn

how did you lose those?

@joewell said:

I stomp, i was 8 5 years ago.

your 13?

@jackknight said:

I stomp.

Why?

@616vulture said:

I stomp I was 9 5 years ago and like 40 pounds less and 20 inches shorter.

what if past you had scissors?

@cgoodness said:

Why would I want to fight a 14 year old? I strongly appose hitting children

Cause if you didn't the universe would implode

Long and unbeliveble story. Anyway, wouldn't kill me back when i was 5 would erase myself from existence because of the time line messing up?

#13 Posted by joewell (6375 posts) - - Show Bio
#14 Posted by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio

SCRUB!!!!

Hey, Today is Scrub Drag Day, Scrub!

@betatesthighlander1 said:

@frocharocha said:

Me from the past was being backed by Ghosts. He wins via mind rape :P

Darn

how did you lose those?

@joewell said:

I stomp, i was 8 5 years ago.

your 13?

@jackknight said:

I stomp.

Why?

@616vulture said:

I stomp I was 9 5 years ago and like 40 pounds less and 20 inches shorter.

what if past you had scissors?

@cgoodness said:

Why would I want to fight a 14 year old? I strongly appose hitting children

Cause if you didn't the universe would implode

Long and unbeliveble story. Anyway, wouldn't kill me back when i was 5 would erase myself from existence because of the time line messing up?

read OP

#15 Edited by AngryHulks (3001 posts) - - Show Bio

@betatesthighlander1 said:

@frocharocha said:

Me from the past was being backed by Ghosts. He wins via mind rape :P

Darn

how did you lose those?

@joewell said:

I stomp, i was 8 5 years ago.

your 13?

@jackknight said:

I stomp.

Why?

@616vulture said:

I stomp I was 9 5 years ago and like 40 pounds less and 20 inches shorter.

what if past you had scissors?

@cgoodness said:

Why would I want to fight a 14 year old? I strongly appose hitting children

Cause if you didn't the universe would implode

Long and unbeliveble story. Anyway, wouldn't kill me back when i was 5 would erase myself from existence because of the time line messing up?

The OP said you're entering alternate universe, which you in the past isn't actually the same you in your timeline.

#16 Posted by Cgoodness (4778 posts) - - Show Bio

Instead of fighting myself, I would tell my younger version to invest in Twitter and the snuggie :)

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#17 Posted by FrozenPhoenix (1722 posts) - - Show Bio

I was a fat bastard 5 years ago. Current me stomps!

#18 Edited by Shadowseeker2 (106 posts) - - Show Bio

I win by bringing a knife with me and bam!, assasinationn

#19 Edited by TheTrueBarryAllen (5226 posts) - - Show Bio

I stomp me from the past.

#20 Posted by Cooldes (4111 posts) - - Show Bio

Me?

I'd still somehow find a way to lose...

...but wait, which me?!?! *mind blown*

#21 Posted by MisterWhisper (1920 posts) - - Show Bio

My original post was about wanting to fight myself 15 years ago... I just thought about the fact that even 15 years ago I would still be older than a lot of the people here.

I might want to fight myself from 20 years ago. Teach that punk a lesson... what a D-Bag.

#22 Edited by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio

Instead of fighting myself, I would tell my younger version to invest in Twitter and the snuggie :)

but you wouldn't get the money

I win by bringing a knife with me and bam!, assasinationn

and past you wouldn't think the same way?

I stomp me from the past.

how?

@cooldes said:

Me?

I'd still somehow find a way to lose...

...but wait, which me?!?! *mind blown*

yes, quite the conundrum

#23 Posted by TheTrueBarryAllen (5226 posts) - - Show Bio

@betatesthighlander1: 14 year old me was nonathletic & couldn't throw a punch for the life of him, 19 year old me can.

#24 Posted by Cooldes (4111 posts) - - Show Bio

now that i think back...

12 y/o me was a football star and starting receiver. current me hasn't been outside in years and is too lazy to even go to fridge and get food.

yup i get stomped. highschool has made me a lazy nerd.

#25 Posted by SlimJ87D (9976 posts) - - Show Bio

5 years ago I weighed 150 lbs and benched pressed 250 to 255 lbs maximum one time.

Now I work a office job, can probably only bench maybe 200...

My younger self is definitely in much better shape. But my older self has had about 2 years of martial arts training.

I think I would have to end the fight in 2 minutes. Anymore than that, I would be winded and taken down by my younger self.

#26 Posted by dccomicsrule2011 (25014 posts) - - Show Bio

Current me SLAUGHTERHOUSE. I was only 13 years old 5 years ago.

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#27 Posted by Date_Masamune (168 posts) - - Show Bio

I was 16 same height but only 20 pounds lighter, however I would say I'm a little stronger than I was back then so I should win with little difficulty.

#28 Posted by TheArtOfRuin (135 posts) - - Show Bio

Old me would win. Out of shape now and I smoke too much. Old me would tire me out, then go for the KO

#29 Posted by xlab3000 (3282 posts) - - Show Bio

I stomp

#30 Posted by Tohoma (1444 posts) - - Show Bio

Five years ago I was 5"7 and now I am 6"3 I am pretty sure I would massively curbstomp the hell out of me.

#31 Edited by spiderbuck (2454 posts) - - Show Bio

I was probably a more explosive wrestler 5yrs ago, but my submission game has improved and I've since incorporated alot of judo throws into my repertoire.

New me takes this 7/10.

#32 Posted by HyperViper97 (1342 posts) - - Show Bio

Didn't know shit five years ago. Was also 14. Yeah I win

#33 Edited by AllStarSuperman (21892 posts) - - Show Bio

current me stomps. i grew like a foot in the past year alone

#34 Posted by UndinehunterTitan (203 posts) - - Show Bio

This little piece of spoiled shit is me? This arrogant little pricks? Prep time given? Because I'll gut myself open if yes.

#35 Edited by green_skaar (4415 posts) - - Show Bio

Wow we have a lot of young pups in this thread! I stomp my prior self from working out more now than I did then.

#36 Posted by dondave (37634 posts) - - Show Bio

I was 12 five years ago and much too skinny to fight my present self

#37 Posted by Cgoodness (4778 posts) - - Show Bio

I hope I don't offend anyone by saying this, but I think some of you need to reflect on your pasts...sounds like some of you really hate your past selfs..

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#38 Posted by NighThunder (4042 posts) - - Show Bio

I feel bad beating up a 8 yre old........

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#39 Posted by Immortal777 (7608 posts) - - Show Bio

I win comfortably since I know more martial arts styles now then I did 5 years ago.

#40 Edited by RisingBean (3999 posts) - - Show Bio

Old me fresh from a deployment and battle toughened, vs me now....It's youth and vigor vs age and treachery.

Old me probably wins. I seem to be getting meaner as I age so current me might take a few but I doubt I get the majority.

#41 Posted by Batman242 (4860 posts) - - Show Bio

5 years ago? I stomp my past self.

#42 Posted by Sherlock (7259 posts) - - Show Bio

5 years ago I was in much better shape and more in practice fighting.... I was also fully grown and only weighed 5 lbs less than I do now

#43 Posted by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio

I feel bad beating up a 8 yre old........

your 13?!

#44 Posted by MonsterStomp (18135 posts) - - Show Bio

So I'd be fighting me when I was 16. I stomp.

#45 Edited by TheCheeseStabber (8112 posts) - - Show Bio

Young me wins he was extremly fat and body slammed everyone

#46 Edited by NorrinBoltagonPrime21 (5912 posts) - - Show Bio

I stomp. I have wrestling and karate under my belt. 13 year old me only has karate.

#47 Posted by Wolverine08 (42516 posts) - - Show Bio

I beat 9 year old me.

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#48 Edited by comic_book_fan (5654 posts) - - Show Bio

I win because 18 year old me was to nice a guy and way to full of himself he would knock me down then try to walk away while making some kind of really corny joke then I would knock his ass out from behind with something.

#49 Edited by MisterWhisper (1920 posts) - - Show Bio

... I feel so old.

#50 Posted by TifaLockhart (14051 posts) - - Show Bio

He's stronger and nearly as tall as I am. I haven't been training either. I think he wins.