You vs Jack Torrance

• Battle takes place at the White House, with all the doors unlocked.
• You start at the Oval Office, Jack at the front door.
• Jack has an axe, you start unarmed.
• Jack knows you're in the Oval Office; he has standard knowledge of the White House.
• Your knowledge of the White House is limited to what you can find on Google.
• Jumping or breaking out of the fences before killing Jack will result in getting shot dead by the National Guard.

Can you beat Jack Torrance?

Bumper car

Nope, I die a horrible, painful and slow death at the hands of Jack.

@feral_nova: Lol, with all the space between you and Jack?

@mandarinestro: I would be screaming the entire time cause any rustle, or squeak, or anything would freak me out, he would find me in a heart beat lol and I have no sense of direction, I would get so lost so fast xD if he knew exactly where he was going, he would be able to find me without problem.

Me, I will just continue to throw everything that isn't bolted down at him. Eventually I am bound to wear him down get the axe and then HERES REV *whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack*

@rev_sulphur: Lol nice strategy.

All I have to do is throw crap on him then when he falls I steal his axe and boom, he's dead.

And way too much space in the White House, I would be surprised if I didn't find a gun or some sort before I confront Jack.

Bump because of Halloween

He can suck my ass. Honestly if a person came at me with and ax and I had a large knife, the person with the ax is gonna have a hard time....Hell I'm more skilled than him even if he has an ax and I have nothin.

Id throw his type writer at his noggin.

...You know what, I'd like to think I actually could...get that ax away from him and then I'm thinking we'd have some even footing.

I would bleed Jack Torrance.... Believe me, I've faced even worse people than him. Nice thread, anyways

This is pretty easy.

It is the White House and the doors are locked. He will never get to me.

If by some miracle he does, he will be so dead tired I could just beat him with whatever is handy.

Me. I've been fighting all my life and the White House has hundreds of rooms to find stuff in. Not to mention a decent sized lamp is a good counter to an axe wielded by a man who couldn't even hit a woman who was panicking the entire time.