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#1 Edited by Cybrilious4 (1766 posts) - - Show Bio

Rules: - You have 1 month prep for this fight.

- Ammo is limited to 5 magazines

- Weapons of choice

Fight Zone:

ALL 30 PITBULLS ARE BLOODLUSTED!!!!!

THEY SURROUND YOU FROM A 150 FOOT RADIUS!!!!

WHO WINS?????

#2 Posted by Floopay (8721 posts) - - Show Bio

I can take them. Dogs are one of the things I know very well.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

#3 Posted by jashro44 (21491 posts) - - Show Bio

Not gonna lie but my aim is pretty horrible. I probably die....

#4 Posted by ImTheDamnBatman (3548 posts) - - Show Bio

Meh, Only 4 or 5 could attack you at a time. With prep I win.

#5 Posted by Qpzmg (976 posts) - - Show Bio

I just shoot couple of bullets in the air and they will run away like little bit**es.

#6 Posted by Kevhunt (113 posts) - - Show Bio
@Qpzmg: you hope
#7 Posted by superman69 (334 posts) - - Show Bio

Taking on 30 Pitbulls at once would be pretty odd. Even for one cop armed with several guns.

You can only shoot so many at a time and hold so many weapons at a time while the other dogs bits your arms half way off....

I would say, I would be screwed and this is a mismatch in the Pitbulls favor.

Pitbulls would stomp me.

#8 Posted by Kevhunt (113 posts) - - Show Bio
@Cybrilious4: What caliber is the gun? 
#9 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20231 posts) - - Show Bio

I die.

#10 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio

Spite.

I'm a robot with eye lasers, I don't care how many pitbulls you have, I win.

#11 Posted by SupermanWins465 (218 posts) - - Show Bio

Pitbulls solo 

#12 Posted by Cybrilious4 (1766 posts) - - Show Bio

Bump

#13 Posted by k4tzm4n (43146 posts) - - Show Bio

Not a comic battle. 
Moving to Off-Topic.

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#14 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17132 posts) - - Show Bio

I would blow a dog whistle.

#15 Posted by spetsnaz_gru (235 posts) - - Show Bio

I'll die. It won't even help that I look so delicious.

#16 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio

I just noticed the month of prep thing.

Really? Really?

#17 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (17993 posts) - - Show Bio

@Glitch_Spawn said:

I would blow a dog whistle.

#18 Posted by BumpyBoo (9140 posts) - - Show Bio

I would perish quite quickly, and without dignity.

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#19 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo said:

I would perish quite quickly, and without dignity.

You have a month of prep.

I'm sure you could think of something to take down the pitbulls. :P

#20 Posted by BumpyBoo (9140 posts) - - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite said:

@BumpyBoo said:

I would perish quite quickly, and without dignity.

You have a month of prep.

I'm sure you could think of something to take down the pitbulls. :P

You would think so, but I know me too well. Arch procrastinator. I would put off prepping till last minute, would not even realise I was doing it, and then have 10 minutes O_O And I would spend that time most likely running frantically in a circle and swearing, realising that I have wasted the past month and am about to die a gruesome bloody death.

Or not. But that seems the most likely scenario XD

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#21 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (17993 posts) - - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo said:

@Decoy Elite said:

@BumpyBoo said:

I would perish quite quickly, and without dignity.

You have a month of prep.

I'm sure you could think of something to take down the pitbulls. :P

You would think so, but I know me too well. Arch procrastinator. I would put off prepping till last minute, would not even realise I was doing it, and then have 10 minutes O_O And I would spend that time most likely running frantically in a circle and swearing, realising that I have wasted the past month and am about to die a gruesome bloody death.

Or not. But that seems the most likely scenario XD

lol

#22 Posted by BiteMe-Fanboy (7822 posts) - - Show Bio

30 pitbulls attacking at once? I don't think anyone would survive that.

#23 Posted by The_Lunact_And_Manic (3286 posts) - - Show Bio

I get a freaking bazooka.

#24 Posted by Enemybird (3222 posts) - - Show Bio

OP says 5 magazines but revolvers dont have magazines...

#25 Posted by TheMultiverse (141 posts) - - Show Bio

lol You can get the bullet holders that hold the entire spindle. Basically a clip, but there's no way in heck you'd get to reload. not happening. Might as well save one for yourself.

Even with great armor you'd get knocked over, and with such a crap gun you'd be done for. Maybe with an AR 15, or a good shotgun.

Pitbulls 10/10

#26 Posted by BiteMe-Fanboy (7822 posts) - - Show Bio

I take it he means 5 reloads for the revolver.

That's 30 shots. You better not miss. A bloodlusted pitbull will only go down on a kill shot.

#27 Posted by XLR87T3 (2760 posts) - - Show Bio

Can you wear armor? That will be rather important for survival.

#28 Posted by Kevhunt (113 posts) - - Show Bio
@Enemybird: the magazine would be the cylinder
#29 Posted by _Hawk_ (2058 posts) - - Show Bio

with a revolver......everyone dies

#30 Posted by minigunman123 (3116 posts) - - Show Bio

There's no way you can shoot fast enough to kill all 30 of them in that much space, unless you're a world class shot and speedshooter.

Nobody on the site would live through this challenge.

#31 Posted by Nefarious (20233 posts) - - Show Bio

I get mauled to death.

#32 Posted by White Mage (18740 posts) - - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo said:

I would perish quite quickly, and without dignity.

HA!!

#33 Posted by Pyrogram (38011 posts) - - Show Bio

I stomp, just get antii-Dog biting body Armour that trainers exist and just stabby away.

#34 Posted by Cybrilious4 (1766 posts) - - Show Bio

New editing: You can only wear heavy jackets n' Sweat pants as armour!

#35 Posted by Enemybird (3222 posts) - - Show Bio

@Kevhunt said:

@Enemybird: the magazine would be the cylinder

So 6 bullets times 5 "Mags" means you cant miss a single shot. which means everyone dies

#36 Posted by umbrafeline (5300 posts) - - Show Bio

oh whoa is i

why are the dogs bloodthirsty?

#37 Posted by The Stegman (24306 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd be lucky to take down two

#38 Posted by Kevhunt (113 posts) - - Show Bio
@Enemybird: Yeah pretty much impossible. The revolver is a top break so it likely a weak caliber.
#39 Edited by SpideyPresence (1906 posts) - - Show Bio

With a month of prep i think i can take this challenge 5/10

#40 Posted by JediXMan (30547 posts) - - Show Bio

You said 5 magazines...

You posted a revolver...

... 'kay.

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#41 Posted by JediXMan (30547 posts) - - Show Bio

@Kevhunt said:

@Enemybird: the magazine would be the cylinder

I figured, but still.

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#42 Posted by MonsterStomp (17815 posts) - - Show Bio

@Kevhunt said:

@Qpzmg: you hope

Lol. I'd pray it works too.

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#43 Posted by Bruxae (13821 posts) - - Show Bio

I dont know what good the prep will do if you are gonna be on that open field with the provided gun no matter what?

Maybe if you spend the month training your aim you could take down 6 dogs, but no way in hell you have time to reload, lets say you get lucky and also take out 1 dog with the knife, thats 7 dogs out of 30.

Either way, you are dead with tops 1-10 kills, I dont care if you are freaking Chuck Norris.

Now if I could use the prep to make myself a bunker and get a machine gun, no problem.

#44 Posted by Jean199999 (548 posts) - - Show Bio

My death makes the 9 o'clock news.

I'm a trending topic on the internet for quite a while as millions of people are wrinkling their brains trying to find out how on earth a man finds himself surrounded by 30 pitbulls.

#45 Posted by Jack Donaghy (1016 posts) - - Show Bio

Hmmm 1 month of prep, well since I have no great prep feats I say the pitbulls maul me to death.

I'd have a lot better chance however against 30 clones of the rapper Pitbull.

#46 Posted by VictorGrey (13465 posts) - - Show Bio

Prep is irrelevant.

#47 Posted by KnightRise (4785 posts) - - Show Bio

You vs animal threads are getting worse....

not as bad as you vs professional fighter, though

#48 Posted by SC (13077 posts) - - Show Bio

You win. The fastest dog to get to you, you jump on its back and ride it. The other dogs will see this as a sign of your superiority as Alpha and bow to your rawness. Then you command them to fight each other to show their loyalty to you. You keep forcing them to fight until only three are left. Then you slit their throats and were their heads as necklaces and their spines as skis. Then you ski away to normal society keeping your gun to sell for candies and socks when you return. Sell your story to the tabloids and then star in a reality TV show where you show other people how to survive 30 Pitbulls. Then get killed when you turn 75 when the grandpup of one of the original 30 Pitbulls finds you after hunting you down and kills you in the name of his grandfather!

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#49 Posted by Lance Uppercut (23245 posts) - - Show Bio

Even in off-topic this is a bad thread.

#50 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17132 posts) - - Show Bio

@Lance Uppercut: You and must be friends.