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#1 Posted by warlock360 (28050 posts) - - Show Bio

Well? list some lines :D


#2 Edited by warlock360 (28050 posts) - - Show Bio

lol anyways, "you know your a redneck when you get into an argument with your wife, and you end up losing the fight because your wife knocked you out stone cold with a frying pan!"

#3 Posted by brainiac 1.0 (4150 posts) - - Show Bio
Voidheart said:
"lol anyways, "you know your a redneck when you get into an argument with your wife, and you end up losing the fight because your wife knocked you out stone cold with a frying pan!"
"

What the hell how are we going to know.
#4 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio

You know your a redneck when you go to work without your shirt on and so does your husband.

#5 Posted by Static Shock (47329 posts) - - Show Bio

Voidheart must be a Blue Collar TV fan. Anyway....

You know you're a Redneck when you and your friends argue over who's 'deck' is bigger.

#6 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio

You know your a redneck when you use empty shotgun shells as christmas tree ornaments.

#7 Posted by Static Shock (47329 posts) - - Show Bio

You know you're a Redneck when you don't believe in birth control...

#8 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio

You know your a red neck when your best freinds gets the nicest house in town, and you have to go over to take the wheels off.

#9 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

You know when you are a redneck when you get in a pile of men sex.

(South park)

#10 Posted by Vance Astro (91191 posts) - - Show Bio

F#CK REDNECKS.

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#11 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio
Copy said:
"You know when you are a redneck when you get in a pile of men sex.

(South park)"

LMAO.

I love that show.
#12 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

You know you are a redneck when you say: "They took my JOOOB!"

#13 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio
Copy said:
"You know you are a redneck when you say: "They took my JOOOB!""

They took my JOOOOB

They took your JOOOOB!

They took my JOOOOOOOB!

lol.

I love that show.
#14 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

Same here. lol.

#15 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

You know your a redneck when your name is "Andferne"

#16 Posted by The WeatherMan (3214 posts) - - Show Bio

You know you're a redneck when you go to Wal-Mart to pick up chicks.

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#17 Posted by aztek_the_lost (28224 posts) - - Show Bio
Copy said:
"You know your a redneck when your name is "Andferne""
LMFAO! that's my favorite line so far...
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#18 Posted by Static Shock (47329 posts) - - Show Bio
The WeatherMan said:
"You know you're a redneck when you go to Wal-Mart to pick up chicks.

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I know black guys that do that. LOL.
#19 Posted by Vance Astro (91191 posts) - - Show Bio
Static Shock said:
"The WeatherMan said:
"You know you're a redneck when you go to Wal-Mart to pick up chicks.

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I know black guys that do that. LOL.
"

Agreed.
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#20 Posted by Static Shock (47329 posts) - - Show Bio

You know you're a Redneck when you, everyone in your family, and everyone in your neighborhood owns a pickup truck....

#21 Posted by Vance Astro (91191 posts) - - Show Bio

You know your a redneck when someone in your family is related to you in more ways than one.

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#22 Posted by The WeatherMan (3214 posts) - - Show Bio
Vance Astro said:
"You know your a redneck when someone in your family is related to you in more ways than one."
That's just WRONG!

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#23 Posted by aztek_the_lost (28224 posts) - - Show Bio
Vance Astro said:
"You know your a redneck when someone in your family is related to you in more ways than one."
yep, that's me *shudders*
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#24 Posted by Static Shock (47329 posts) - - Show Bio

You know you're a Redneck when you don't have a problem with driving your tractor on the road....

#25 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio

You know your a redneck when your family tree does not fork.

You know your a redneck when you go to the family reunion to meet women.

#26 Posted by Vance Astro (91191 posts) - - Show Bio

You know your a redneck when you can count the number of teeth you have on one hand..

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#27 Edited by Static Shock (47329 posts) - - Show Bio
TheDrifter said:
You know your a redneck when you go to the family reunion to meet women.


LOL. Disgusting.
#28 Posted by Paragon (7293 posts) - - Show Bio

If your satalite dish is bigger than your house, you might be a redneck.

#29 Posted by Static Shock (47329 posts) - - Show Bio
Paragon said:
"If your satalite dish is bigger than your house, you might be a redneck.
"
LOL.
#30 Posted by King Saturn (224001 posts) - - Show Bio
Wow. Redneck jokes... nah I just leave that alone right now
#31 Posted by Hawk (15833 posts) - - Show Bio

.....when you get kicked out of a little league game.

#32 Posted by Shanana (53023 posts) - - Show Bio

you know your a mexican when.......


the last 4 dinners has had beans in it lmao

#33 Posted by Hawk (15833 posts) - - Show Bio
Sha said:
"you know your a mexican when.......


the last 4 dinners has had beans in it lmao"

when there is a traffic accedent that kills thousands
#34 Posted by Shanana (53023 posts) - - Show Bio
Hawk said:
"Sha said:
"you know your a mexican when.......


the last 4 dinners has had beans in it lmao"

when there is a traffic accedent that kills thousands
"
?
#35 Posted by Hawk (15833 posts) - - Show Bio

lol......can't believe you never heard that before.

#36 Posted by Shanana (53023 posts) - - Show Bio
Hawk said:
"lol......can't believe you never heard that before."

nope i havent
#37 Posted by King Saturn (224001 posts) - - Show Bio
Hawk said:
"Sha said:
"you know your a mexican when.......


the last 4 dinners has had beans in it lmao"

when there is a traffic accedent that kills thousands
"
Ha Ha Ha  !  Good One
#38 Posted by Hawk (15833 posts) - - Show Bio
Sha said:
"Hawk said:
"lol......can't believe you never heard that before."

nope i havent "

There was a traffic accendient in mexico killed thousands.................. no? ok Maybe a Texas thing.
#39 Posted by Shanana (53023 posts) - - Show Bio

folds arms


it's definatly not a mexican thing

#40 Posted by King Saturn (224001 posts) - - Show Bio
Wow. Rednecks and Mexican jokes now ?  Nah, I think I will still leave it alone
#41 Posted by warlock360 (28050 posts) - - Show Bio

You "might" be a redneck, if someone asks you if you have kids and you give him this answer: "Incest is the best, put your family to the test!"

#42 Posted by Resonate (15054 posts) - - Show Bio

If you stare at a bottle of orange juice because it says "concentrate" you might be a redneck.

#43 Posted by Resonate (15054 posts) - - Show Bio

If your twelve year old daughter smokes at the dinner table in front of her children, you might be a redneck.

#44 Posted by warlock360 (28050 posts) - - Show Bio
Resonate said:
"If your twelve year old daughter smokes at the dinner table in front of her children, you might be a redneck."
LOL
#45 Posted by Octagon Freak (11158 posts) - - Show Bio

You know you're a redneck when you make a "You know you're a redneck when" thread.

#46 Posted by _Obsidian_ (5028 posts) - - Show Bio
Octagon Freak said:
"You know you're a redneck when you make a "You know you're a redneck when" thread."
But Voidheart is German o_O
#47 Posted by Octagon Freak (11158 posts) - - Show Bio
Twilight Man said:
"Octagon Freak said:
"You know you're a redneck when you make a "You know you're a redneck when" thread."
But Voidheart is German o_O
"

So? I've seen plenty of German rednecks. As well as some Spanish ones, and a few French ones. The red of the neck does not discriminate.
#48 Posted by pixelized (62882 posts) - - Show Bio
Voidheart said:
"You "might" be a redneck, if someone asks you if you have kids and you give him this answer: "Incest is the best, put your family to the test!"
"
i don't get it
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#49 Posted by Octagon Freak (11158 posts) - - Show Bio
pixelized said:
"Voidheart said:
"You "might" be a redneck, if someone asks you if you have kids and you give him this answer: "Incest is the best, put your family to the test!"
"
i don't get it
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It's refering to how much incest there is between redneck brothers and sisters and such.
#50 Posted by Kiara_Sullivan (30075 posts) - - Show Bio
Voidheart said:
"lol anyways, "you know your a redneck when you get into an argument with your wife, and you end up losing the fight because your wife knocked you out stone cold with a frying pan!"
"
Iron skillets count?