#1 Posted by AllStarSuperman (21343 posts) - - Show Bio

If i had 3 years to become a superhero I'd spilt who trained me into 5 parts. Theres 36 months in 3 years. Divided by 5 different trainers, I'd get 7.2 months with each person. So id be trained in this order:

Hit-Girl trains me not to be a wimp, basic superhero stuff, Fighting Skills, and Tactics on how to take down organized crime.

Green Arrow teaches me to become a flawless archer, Fighting Skills, and Survival Techniques.

Punisher trains me in everything about guns, from snipers to machine guns to rocket launchers.

Bullseye teaches me how to turn just about everything into a weapon.

Then after all this training im ready for

Batman! He teaches me, Fighting Skills, Detective work, Pilot, Leadership, and Battle Strategy and Tactics.

Id be pretty powerfull after this. who would you pick to train you? you can have as few or as many as you want. but the more you have, the less time you have with each.

#2 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (17811 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman

He could probably teach me all the things the others in the OP can really.

#3 Posted by DH69 (4258 posts) - - Show Bio

real world rules in place IE no powers, or magic?

#4 Posted by Bruxae (13148 posts) - - Show Bio

Id probably go with Batman until the last 6 months or year, whenever I felt like I have learned enough, id top it off with Deathstroke.

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#5 Posted by judasnixon (6403 posts) - - Show Bio
#6 Posted by AllStarSuperman (21343 posts) - - Show Bio

@mrdecepticonleader said:

Batman

He could probably teach me all the things the others in the OP can really.

he cant teach archery, he is skilled with a gun but i dont think i have ever seen him teach a robin to use a gun.

@DH69 said:

real world rules in place IE no powers, or magic?

yup so if your trained by dr strange you dont actually get magic and stuff, just the actual skills in real life.

@judasnixon said:

is that the original nick fury?

Guys also keep in mind this isnt a who could train the best student its also who you'd want to meet

#7 Posted by Xanni15 (6758 posts) - - Show Bio

Roland Deschain, being a hero is about more than killing or hurting someone, though he'd teach me plenty about killing.

#8 Posted by judasnixon (6403 posts) - - Show Bio
@AllStarSuperman: I want Nick Fury to teach me how to rock an eyepatch... A long time ago I got in to a bar room fight I got my eyeball Messed up, and I had to wear an eyepatch for a month and a half......
#9 Posted by AllStarSuperman (21343 posts) - - Show Bio

@judasnixon: wow, if any body can rock an eye patch it really is nick fury.

#10 Edited by mrdecepticonleader (17811 posts) - - Show Bio

@AllStarSuperman:Well I would have no need for guns or bows for that matter after training with him.I mean he manages absolutely fine without those.

#11 Posted by AllStarSuperman (21343 posts) - - Show Bio

@Xanni15: youd seriously only train with one guy for 3 years? plus you only get skill you dont get his superhuman speed or hyposis and stuff like that

#12 Posted by AllStarSuperman (21343 posts) - - Show Bio

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@AllStarSuperman:Well I would have no need for guns or bows for that matter after training with him.I mean he manages absolutely fine without those.

he needed a gun to take down darkseid... lol im just kidding is your opinion and who would chose, but youd really only want to be stuck with batman for 3 years and not meat any other superheros?

#13 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (17811 posts) - - Show Bio

@AllStarSuperman said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@AllStarSuperman:Well I would have no need for guns or bows for that matter after training with him.I mean he manages absolutely fine without those.

he needed a gun to take down darkseid... lol im just kidding is your opinion and who would chose, but youd really only want to be stuck with batman for 3 years and not meat any other superheros?

I am not sure,probably not.

#14 Posted by AllStarSuperman (21343 posts) - - Show Bio

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@AllStarSuperman said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@AllStarSuperman:Well I would have no need for guns or bows for that matter after training with him.I mean he manages absolutely fine without those.

he needed a gun to take down darkseid... lol im just kidding is your opinion and who would chose, but youd really only want to be stuck with batman for 3 years and not meat any other superheros?

I am not sure,probably not.

thats weird if i had 3 years to live in a comic universe id want to meet more people than just batman

#15 Posted by JediXMan (30193 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman. That's enough.

No way would I ever want Hit-Girl to train me to be a superhero. By comic standards, she sucks. Even by her own series' standards she's not that good against people who have actual combat training.

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#16 Posted by danhimself (22444 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman trained all the Robins in around that time so I'd be awesome with three devoted just to me

#17 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (17811 posts) - - Show Bio

@AllStarSuperman said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@AllStarSuperman said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@AllStarSuperman:Well I would have no need for guns or bows for that matter after training with him.I mean he manages absolutely fine without those.

he needed a gun to take down darkseid... lol im just kidding is your opinion and who would chose, but youd really only want to be stuck with batman for 3 years and not meat any other superheros?

I am not sure,probably not.

thats weird if i had 3 years to live in a comic universe id want to meet more people than just batman

I would probably end up meeting more people than just Batman I mean I am not going to be locked up in the batcave the whole time am I?

And I didn't mean to put not at the end I meant probably.But then I wouldn't just be stuck with Batman.That wasn't all Robins training was.In terms of training Batman would be more than enough.

#18 Posted by Xanni15 (6758 posts) - - Show Bio

@AllStarSuperman said:

@Xanni15: youd seriously only train with one guy for 3 years? plus you only get skill you dont get his superhuman speed or hyposis and stuff like that

Yes, as weird as it sounds I don't want all those crazy super powers. I like being human, and ROland's got some superhuman traits as well.

#19 Posted by AllStarSuperman (21343 posts) - - Show Bio

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@AllStarSuperman said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@AllStarSuperman said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@AllStarSuperman:Well I would have no need for guns or bows for that matter after training with him.I mean he manages absolutely fine without those.

he needed a gun to take down darkseid... lol im just kidding is your opinion and who would chose, but youd really only want to be stuck with batman for 3 years and not meat any other superheros?

I am not sure,probably not.

thats weird if i had 3 years to live in a comic universe id want to meet more people than just batman

I would probably end up meeting more people than just Batman I mean I am not going to be locked up in the batcave the whole time am I?

And I didn't mean to put not at the end I meant probably.But then I wouldn't just be stuck with Batman.That wasn't all Robins training was.In terms of training Batman would be more than enough.

yeah i guess your right,

@Xanni15 said:

@AllStarSuperman said:

@Xanni15: youd seriously only train with one guy for 3 years? plus you only get skill you dont get his superhuman speed or hyposis and stuff like that

Yes, as weird as it sounds I don't want all those crazy super powers. I like being human, and ROland's got some superhuman traits as well.

i made it so you can only learn skills but achieve no powers, like say you train with iron fist that doesnt mean you have chi.

#20 Posted by Deadite (23023 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman

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#21 Posted by SoA (4772 posts) - - Show Bio

3 years , 3 teachers : Batman , taskmaster , Nick Fury

#22 Posted by Xanni15 (6758 posts) - - Show Bio

@AllStarSuperman said:

@Xanni15 said:

@AllStarSuperman said:

@Xanni15: youd seriously only train with one guy for 3 years? plus you only get skill you dont get his superhuman speed or hyposis and stuff like that

Yes, as weird as it sounds I don't want all those crazy super powers. I like being human, and ROland's got some superhuman traits as well.

i made it so you can only learn skills but achieve no powers, like say you train with iron fist that doesnt mean you have chi.

Roland is highly skilled, I'd put him up there with anyone.

#23 Posted by AllStarSuperman (21343 posts) - - Show Bio

@Xanni15 said:

@AllStarSuperman said:

@Xanni15 said:

@AllStarSuperman said:

@Xanni15: youd seriously only train with one guy for 3 years? plus you only get skill you dont get his superhuman speed or hyposis and stuff like that

Yes, as weird as it sounds I don't want all those crazy super powers. I like being human, and ROland's got some superhuman traits as well.

i made it so you can only learn skills but achieve no powers, like say you train with iron fist that doesnt mean you have chi.

Roland is highly skilled, I'd put him up there with anyone.

yeah i just read about him hes like a western cowboy batman

#24 Posted by mikethekiller (8371 posts) - - Show Bio

Karate Kid

#25 Posted by Xanni15 (6758 posts) - - Show Bio

@AllStarSuperman said:

@Xanni15 said:

@AllStarSuperman said:

@Xanni15 said:

@AllStarSuperman said:

@Xanni15: youd seriously only train with one guy for 3 years? plus you only get skill you dont get his superhuman speed or hyposis and stuff like that

Yes, as weird as it sounds I don't want all those crazy super powers. I like being human, and ROland's got some superhuman traits as well.

i made it so you can only learn skills but achieve no powers, like say you train with iron fist that doesnt mean you have chi.

Roland is highly skilled, I'd put him up there with anyone.

yeah i just read about him hes like a western cowboy batman

I guess you could say that. lol

#26 Edited by Rumble Man (11119 posts) - - Show Bio

With magic more time can be used to 'fill' three years

  • Prep train with Constantine & Dresden = one year
  • Supernatural combat with Hellboy & Gravel = one year
  • Magic with Strange & Fate = one year

Edit:

add batman and tony for business savvy

#27 Posted by AllStarSuperman (21343 posts) - - Show Bio

@Rumble Man: no magic only real world skill, like smarts or martial arts

#28 Posted by Rumble Man (11119 posts) - - Show Bio

@AllStarSuperman: SAS training, great connections, wits to outprep humanity, surgery skills and combat capacity to take care of superhuman opponents?

I'm good

#29 Posted by Walzo (4355 posts) - - Show Bio
  • Iron Fist
  • Doctor Strange
  • Hawkeye
  • Black Panther

If I were to pick just one though, it'd be Batman.

#30 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29499 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman.

Why the hell would you pick anyone else?

#31 Posted by Immortal777 (7238 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman and then Karate Kid

#32 Posted by Mr_riddler (15734 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman. The greatest team ever, the man of steel and a delusional drunk.Would be something like this.

#33 Edited by Raw_Material (3212 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman for Hand-to-Hand Combat, Strategic Intellect, & Weaponry.

Green Arrow for Marksmanship, Stealth & Survival Techniques.

Aquaman for Leadership & Discipline.

#34 Posted by MonsterStomp (16692 posts) - - Show Bio

Black Panther and Master Chief

#35 Posted by jeanlucpicard (1845 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd spend 2 years with batman, and then 1 year with ironfist.

in real life i'd want either IP man or bruce lee to train me. ( once i get a hold of a time machine)

#36 Posted by FiMFTW (687 posts) - - Show Bio

Tony Stark.

In 3 years I should be able to build a pretty good suit.

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#38 Posted by umbrafeline (5300 posts) - - Show Bio

bruce lee because hes the only one who can whip chuck norris.

or

palpatine to know the ways of the force and secretly start a war, take control of congress, declare myself leader and squash my competition, but doing it successfully

oh you said heros lol

#39 Posted by guttridgeb (4831 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman for the first one and a half years and Boba Fett for the other one and a half.

#40 Posted by slade_wilson (447 posts) - - Show Bio

Punisher trains me in weaponry

Deathstroke trains me in sword/knife fighting

Daredevil trains me in echo-location/radar sense

Hawkeye trains me in accuracy/wisecracking

Lobo trains me in badassery

The Question trains me in detective work

Iron Man trains me in engineering

Richard Dragon trains me in martial arts

#41 Posted by FalconPuuunch (942 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman and Iron Fist

#42 Posted by joeagentofhand1 (4362 posts) - - Show Bio

Wonder Woman and Hank Pym

#43 Posted by Rogan2112 (600 posts) - - Show Bio

Captain America- Hand to hand combat, tactics, strategy

Iron Fist or S'iang Chi- Hand to hand combat

Batman-the works...detictive skills, disguise skills, hand to hand combat, silent weapons making, electronics creation and defeating, STEALTH, advance climbing and repelling, world class balance training, psychological warfare, projectile and thrown weapons

Elektra-STEALTH, hand to hand combat, mele weapons, projectile and thrown weapons

I ain't plaining on killing anyone if I can help it.

#44 Posted by age_of_ultron_Prime2000 (1217 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman

Hawkeye

Deathstroke

#45 Posted by InnerSuperman (858 posts) - - Show Bio

cover myself head to toe in riot armor and a lot of it.

bullet proof glass visor.

knuckle dusters.

i need no training

#46 Posted by Rogan2112 (600 posts) - - Show Bio

::smiles:: Not to be condescending...but good luck hero

#47 Posted by ImmortalOne (3368 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd split it up.

The first one and a half years, I'd spend it with Batman. He'd train me hand to hand to hand combat, tactics, detective skills, science, stealth, disguise, and everything else he does.

The last one and a half years, I'd spend it with Deathstroke. With him, I'd polish up my hand to hand combat, tactics, and science, and receive firearms and other lethal weapons training.

#48 Posted by VercingetorixTheGreat (2823 posts) - - Show Bio

Black Canary... for obvious reasons

#49 Posted by Vortex13 (12249 posts) - - Show Bio

Hawkeye- I feel he is a better archery than green arrow, and he is skilled in many more fields than just archery, he also has good hand to hand combat skills.

Lady Shiva- Excellent hand to hand combatant and could train me to be and extremely proficient martial artist.

Deadshot- Great marksmen and sniper. Could train me how to use guns and be a sniper.

Nick Fury- Could teach me how to be a master manipulator and strategist. How to set plans in motion and set the pieces up and watch them fall exactly in the way I want them too.

Oracle (Pre-New 52 Barbra Gordon)- Can teach me how to be a hacker and gather information as well as set up protection against information I have gathered.

#50 Posted by Vortex13 (12249 posts) - - Show Bio

@VercingetorixTheGreat said:

Black Canary... for obvious reasons

Because she's a good fighter, yeah I get that.