You are strolling down Comicvine, when you find...

Fabulous secret powers to be granted to me the day I hold aloft my magic sword.

You wish to be smart, what a smart wish indeed. I've given you all the intelligence you need!

But, my friend, you may be surprised to find, With great intellect comes an unsettled mind...

For see, you lose the ability to connect,

with society, friends and family, who you soon start to neglect. A lonely life, an unmourned death, is a side effect

of this wish, which you instantly know to regret

............

.....A girl gives a man his own name?

Undo your wish and I promise I shall give you another one free of harm.

hahahaha... no

i will become rich, then get as many girls as i want.

@jezer: I leave in silence. ;)

I'd wish for more genies.

I'd wish for a new pen. Mine ran out today.

Hahaha. This'll go down as one of my favorite threads. Very clever.

I wish for Jezer to be able to rhyme again and for nobody else to wish away his rhymes :)

As you start to silently leave, I pull a jagged dagger from my the pocket of my coat...

and embed it from behind, deep in your throa-- *ahem*-- jugular.

Like a depowered Lucifer, I am still dangerous with my bare hands. I give a hearty laugh and leave you to choke on your mistake.

@jezer:

etc.

etc.

It's too late, my power is tied to my rhymes. With my lyrical ability gone, my power is frozen. I cannot undo what has already been done.

The best I can do now is pass on my mantle to another who could continue in my place...Otherwise, this thread is officially done.

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I can give you the mark, Dean, if it's what you truly want...

@jezer: Lol I ain't even mad

In fact I'm somewhat glad

Now, though I'm a ghost

Of MY rhymes now I boast

For now you've sent to Hell

The only one who can undo your spell!

>:D

Yep, you are correct....for the most part.

Oh no... I've lost so much power andbecome so normal now, I can't even talk in italics anymore.... lol

I'd ask him for his hat...

LOL STOP WITH THIS XDD

I wish for...true happiness to my own desire? Sure,I'll take that.

EDIT: Oh,I see. You lost your power.

@jezer: Did Dean get powers? Referring to the gif btw.

My wish is that I can be able to go in and out of fictional worlds(TV,game, movie,book,comic) and to create an avatar for that world at the will of saying a specific chant of choice that I have instently memorized and won't use it out of this specific use. Also in these worlds if I were to die I come back into the real world as before ever going into that fictional one and I can no longer interact with that world. Now I can interact. With main characters if I wish which will not disturb the story from the outside world.

I decline his offer and walk away.

I'm not picking up his hat.

Hm! Seems the smart man known as @jack_ has already defeated the genie. Props to him, I s'pose!

@jezer

I remember something like this from twilight zone and now you shall be owned.

1. I wish you lost your hat as soon as it became yours.
2. If I didn't wish for number one my wish would be to have Wally West(pre-52) control of the speed force.

I'd wish for a billion dollars free of any negative consequences what so ever physically, mentally or spiritually for myself or anyone else.

Id wish for the ability to gain money whenever I needed it or wanted to buy something. For example I go to buy something in one of my favorite stores and id most likely have a type of card that just purchases the amount needed without me actually having the money

To be kryptonian. Communist World led by Me would soon follow. Like Superman: Red Son.

I wish that you are dead

You guys realize I can't grant wishes anymore right? lol

Grant me intellect above any other on Earth, with the ability to accurately assess and manipulate people and situations, plan, and strategize better than any other in human history, while maintaining my sanity / mental health as well as my physical health.

See, now... wish I read this before wasting my time >_>

@jezer: Aw, come on, we don't care about continuity to the story! We just like to test our mental mettle against the genie lol.

Besides, a Jedi just walked in. Yeah. Jedis vs Genies, that's what Disney is gonna do.

Darn, missed getting a rhyming genie response

I'd wish I could use the Force

His hat so I can have 2 wishes :]

This was a rad thread.

@jezer: I didn't mean to break your thread XD

I wish I had $5000. I'll pay you back!

this

Lol I mean, there are ways to get my powers back. I can think of two off the top of my head....

The most obvious one would have been for someone to accept my mantle/position, become the genie briefly, and then someone else wish for me to get my powers back and be able to rhyme. Unfortunately, now that I've said it, I don't count it as a viable option.

There's another way, but it requires creativity(and using previous wishes). *shrug*

@jezer: I wish Dr. Suess and you would get into a rap battle. And whoever wins I will buy them shawarma.

hypnosis

No one even looks at the posts to see that he's been defeated xD

You seem angry. It's a joke. Calm down.

@the_last_kryptonian:

>Telling me to calm down

>1 month later

>Not even sure if i was angry to begin with

I'd wish for a happy meal or something, since if I was out walking at night, I'd probably be hungry.

Nothing, because he could turn out being evil and seriously corrupt my dreams and make the side effects of that particular dream even worse.

But if he turns out to be good I might ask him for an Iron Man suit or Spiderman powers or ask him for a Pokemon.

This post made my day ha ha.

Is that Slenderman?

I'd like to see a different wishmaster, the Djinn, pick up this guy's hat, to see whose magic is stronger...

Omnicompetence

Instead of pointing out this is another wish thread, I will ask what short of job entails a top hat to look professional?

I would wish people had the patience to skim threads before posting in them. Corrupt that asshole genie!