You are strolling down Comicvine, when you find...

(Disclaimer: Most of this post has been stolen from another thread. Not my own)

While walking down the street at night you notice a professionally dressed man wearing a top hat walking slightly ahead of you, a sudden gust of wind blows his hat towards you. You catch it mid air, and return it him, to which he says indebted to you.

'Thanks for catching my new hat, how can i return the favor, oh i know, perhaps a small gift for my new savior?

How unfortunate for you, to have met my acquaintance. I have an excellent proposition for you, granted just listen with some patience.

You see i have the power to grant you a single wish of your choice. Of course there must be a limit to the type of desire you voice. I'm sure there must be something you want to which we can agree. Don't worry i wont charge you, i'll give this wish for free.

Now you cant go wishing for more wishes, or all the powers of god. But if you wish to borrow one I'd be happy to applaud.

*mumble*.... *mumble*

Cliffs

-You meet a man

-He offer's to grant you a single wish

-Cant wish for more wishes/Omnipotence ect.

-What do you wish for?

Nothing, for all I know, he could seriously corrupt and distort someone's wish. For example, I wish for wealth. He'll somehow make it that I'm wealthy, but in the form of me having stolen money. I walk away and bid him farewell.

Spiderman's powers

Tigra thought the same thing in some Avengers comic. Turns out it wasn't, though.

Anyway, I wish for Wally West speed.

http://youtu.be/yXBfs2iLHRE

I would wish to become him, and then grant myself more wishes :p

It's not against the rules to become him, hehe.

Prosperity

The champ.

That's a tough one guess I would wish for everyone on earth to get along peacefully with each other.

You wish for nothing, how smart, how cautious!

After all as you foresaw

what if I turned your wish into something noxious?

And yet, the word "nothing" has already slipped out your mouth. I must grant that wish! Regardless of your doubts.

Thus, I turn the world into an empty void. You, alone, exist. No more sadness, nor any joy.

Alone with your thoughts, no more naughty old me. Just enjoy your own company, for you are stuck for an eternity.

@ms__omega: Dayum, I should have been more specific about my post, lol. Anyway, I called it!

EDIT: Sorry, I replied to the wrong person. My message is directed at Jezer.

@wolverine08: How does the champ wish to become the champ, unless the champ isn't really the champ?

I'd wish to have the power of granting my own wishes.

@risingbean: I AM THE CHAMP!

I would wish for a genie that grants me infinite wishes within reasons, since that technically doesn't violate the rules

I'd wish for all encompassing power over every single thing, except a tiny ant in Columbus Ohio.

That's technically not omnipotence.

Supermans powers

An interesting wish considering your username.... But within the desire for the power of the spider, there is no shame.

With a single snap of my finger, I have made you into a witty, wisecracking webslinger!

And the ladies? They love it. Your sex appeal has skyrocketed. And finally you have found, the right woman with which to raise some children and settle down....

You finally pull out after a couple hours of lovemaking! And to your great surprise, sticking to your....thing, is the same web that you use to sling! For it streams out of every appendage, you see? So unfortunately, you will never have any progeny.

Thus ends stormdriven's legacy.

@jezer: I can adopt kids :P How about THAT

Storm just got SLAMMED!

@OverLordArhas said:

@jezer said:

@stormdriven said:

Spiderman's powers

An interesting wish considering your username.... But within the desire for the power of the spider, there is no shame.

With a single snap of my finger, I have made you into a witty, wisecracking webslinger!

And the ladies? They love it. Your sex appeal has skyrocketed. And finally you have found, the right woman with which to raise some children and settle down....

You finally pull out after a couple hours of lovemaking! And to your great surprise, sticking to your....thing, is the same web that you use to sling! For it streams out of every appendage, you see? So unfortunately, you will never have any progeny.

Thus ends stormdriven's legacy.

Storm just got SLAMMED!

I CAN HAVE SEX WITH ANY GIRL I WANT AND NOT GET HER PREGNANT, WHILE STILL BEING ABLE TO ADOPT KIDS.

IT SEEMS I'M THE ONE DOING THE SLAMMING HERE.

@stormdriven:

Awww.. Don't cry. I'm sure the webbing will come of from there in a few hours. Poor girl.

You finally pull out after a couple hours of lovemaking! And to your great surprise, sticking to your....thing, is the same web that you use to sling! For it streams out of every appendage, you see?

I will console her poor you.

Why quite a grand wish, Usain Bolt would be jealous! For no one could ever beat you, no matter how overzealous.

But with movements at the speed of light, picosecond reaction is required, so as not to run into everything in sight

You live lifetimes for every single second is as large as an ocean. And consequently everything happens in slowww motion

And when you slow things down - such astound - what it does to sound!

I can't be bothered with that sort of nonsense!

You have a lot of time on your hands, don't you?

@OverLordArhas:

@stormdriven:

Deep down inside....The rage is filling inside you.

The ability to get what I want at the times when I want them. Technically not asking for more wish, am I not?

@jezer: find any loopholes on that one

You wish to be me...well oh well, how I'm flattered!

with a flick of my wrist, your body is completely shattered.

Your skin hanging off like a shirt that is tattered, and from within your leftover bladder, your soul begins to spew, within me it gathers

Forever now you shall be a part of me! Though you are not conscious and no images you see, except you are now my eyes, you help me perceive. From this curse-ed body, you shall never be free to leave.

World unity

8.5 billion dollars in my bank account

A cheeseburger.

@jezer: "I wish for you to eat sh*t"

@consolemaster001: Stop hogging all the salt bro, I need some more for my popcorn, this thread is gold.

@jezer: I wish for true immortality that comes with my body upgraded to peak human, having my age fixed at my current age, including a healing factor, and doesn't include you screwing with me in any other way. For isn't immortality its own punishment? :p

I would want Mystique's powers. Be whoever and whatever you want.

I'd wish that I never talked to him.

I wish i could create genies.

If that's not allowed then I wish i could control other people's minds

@jezer: How long did that take you to write ?

Also that's f*cking disgusting.

4/10 try harder.

You wish you'd never talked to me? So offensive.... yet a wise thought! I fling you back in time to the hat that you should have never caught

You stop your past self and your wish, it is done....However, causality is how the fabric of time runs

By stopping yourself from making your hat catch, what caused you to go to the past?

And now that you haven't gone back... you repeat your hat catch, and then go to the past, and then time goes wack, and you never had a reason to go back, and you repeat your hat catch, and then go to the past, and then time goes wack, and you never had a reason to go back, and you repeat your hat catch, and then go to the past, and then time goes wack

and time loops back around in an unending lap. In those couple moments, you are forever trapped.

Repeating forever like I repeated my rhymes, the lesson is this

Don't mess with time, quite the fickle mistress

this is awesome... we try to outsmart the A** hole genie.

i wish for 300th level intellect,

I'll handle the rest

I'd wish for the top hat

Oh my hat, i guess if you really must. For such an aesthetic alien looking avatar i surely can trust. You can have my hat my new found friend, But this hat will not fit you, and that i cannot amend!

(Disclaimer: Not my own work^)

@jezer: wha bout mine???

I want the power to heal any kind of illness or disease without it affecting me and without killing the patient.

@jezer: I'd wish to be free from any negative consequences or events that could ever befall me. Your move.

@jezer: I wish for you to no longer be able to rhyme any of your words |:)

That's a fedora.

So wait, if you wish to borrow a power/wish he'll clap?