#1 Posted by Racob7 (5363 posts) - - Show Bio

You mama so old, her birth certificate expired!

#2 Edited by InnerVenom123 (29499 posts) - - Show Bio

Your mother is so old that she is in fact the elder god Cthulhu.

#3 Posted by AnyWhichWayButUp (760 posts) - - Show Bio

I made the official yo mooma joke thread not too long ago. Anyway Yo momma so fat Dora couldn't even explore her.

#4 Posted by nickthedevil (11567 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo momma so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.