Would You Rather? Game

It's simple, you list two things, the next user picks the thing they would rather do/have, and that same user posts

something else. Example:

User 1

"Would you rather run 2 miles or swim 2 miles?"

User 2

"Swim 2 miles.

Would you rather rent a house or buy it?"

I'll start:

Would you rather rent a dvd or buy a dvd?

Anybody going to respond?

@TheGoldenOne said:

Would you rather watch Twilight or listen to Justin Bieber?

DAMN!!!It's like either one is a slow, painful, death. Ummmm.......anything over Twilight-Justin Bieber.

Would you rather carry a portal gun or a light saber?

dam...End world hunger,

Eat a large bowl of glass or kill a child with a hammer?

eat glass

have one hundred dollars or have one billion dollars

one billion dollars

would y rather baby sit baby superman(with all his powers active or babysit robin(damien)

@Vincent92 said:

one billion dollars

would y rather baby sit baby superman(with all his powers active or babysit robin(damien)

Damien.

Would you rather work at a job you'll always love but never get paid much, or at a job you hate( I mean HATE) but get paid hundreds of millions of dollars?

Job you hate but get paid hundreds of millions of dollars.

Would you rather go back in time or into the future?

@HBKTimHBK: into the future

would y rather spend a weekend at camp crystal lake or at elm street?

Back in time...... You're father and wife/husband/ significant other are hanging off two different sides of a cliff. You can only save one. Which?

@nickthedevil:

Damn....wife

Would you rather die being burned alive or frozen to death?

Frozen To Death

Would you rather eat your own foot uncooked, Or Eat Your own Arm Uncooked?

Eat uncooked foot

Would you rather walk on hot coals or swim with sharks?

Walk on coals, I can't swim 
 
 
Would you rather hit a hornets nest up close with a bat, or throw rocks at a grizzly from 20 feet away?

Throw rocks at a grizzly

Would you rather rent an apartment or buy a house?

Rent

Would you rather punch your mom or Jesus?

Both would kill me.heh

Would you rather swim in a pool or in the ocean?

spaghetti

Would you rather get up early or sleep late?

little money and kids

Would you rather have vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?

@SuperTide:

Chocolate ice cream.

Would you be married unhappily or let the woman/man that you love(but doesn't love you back) find the love of their life?

Let them find the love of their life.

Would you rather hike 10 miles or swim 5 miles?

Swim 5 miles 
 
Would you rather listen to Rebecca Black's "Friday" or  Justin Bieber's "Baby" ?

Would you rather listen to Rebecca Black's "Friday" or  Justin Bieber's "Baby" ?

12 babies

Would you rather write an essay or read a book?

read a book

Would you rather slap Bendis's scalp or Morrison's scalp?

@majestic99: Does user 2 know how long it takes to swim 2 miles?

Morrison's.

Would you rather stay one year in a mental home or six months in jail?

Mental home.

Would you rather make tender love to Snooki or the logo from Wendy's?

@sesquipedalophobe: Well the logo for Wendy's is a child, so to avoid being a pedophile.... actually f##k that there is no way I'm having sex with Snooki, and the logo isn't a real kid so hopefully it won't be that disgustingly perverted.

Would you rather kill and eat someone or have sex with their corpse.

Have sex with the corpse

would you rather watch you parents have sex 40 times or get HIV

@Enemybird:

HIV all the way

Would you rather get high or get drunk?

@majestic99

Drunk

Would you rather eat a pancake off the floor of a gas station restroom or

Put a straw in the toilet and drink the water out?

@Enemybird:

DAMN...I'll take the toilet water.

Would you rather have teeth for pubes or pubes for teeth?

teeth for pubes

Would you rather hug a shark or kiss a snake?

Kiss a snake (he didn't say it had to be poisonous)

Would you rather live with Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin or make love to the whole cast of twilight.

Make love to the cast of Twilight, cause eventually I'd get to her 
 
 
 
 
 
snort a live fire ant, or eat a dead bumblebee 

Eat dead bumblebee.

Would you rather snort vomit or feces?

Snort Vomit

Would you rather be a writer or an artist?

(Loving that av, btw) 
Writer 
 
Would you rather see the world perfectly in black and white, or have poor vision but in colour?  
(There are no eye-correction procedures/tools in this universe)

Black and white, like John Doe.

Would you rather eat an entire trough of stovetop stuffing or would you eat off a park bench topped with sauerkraut?

Stovestop stuffing

Would you rather be God or the Devil for a week?

That would sound bad but I rather be the Devil

Would you rather drink Coca Cola or water when you are thirsty?

Water

Would you rather fight Bruce Lee or Mike Tyson whilst they are in their prime.

Mike Tyson.

Would you rather eat a bowl of Abe Vigoda's hair or drink an entire bottle of Shasta?

@sesquipedalophobe:

Shasta.

Would you rather be Superman without Lois Lane(as in you'll never find your soulmate for as long as you live) or Thor without Mjolnir?

Thor without Mjolnir

Would you rather chew glass or eat a furball of dog hair?

@VictorGrey:

Furball of dog hair, I can just go to a doctor for that, no help for a f*cked up mouth from chewing glass.

Would you rather eliminate world hunger or eliminate all disease?