Would You Rather Dine Or Die?

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Poll Would You Rather Dine Or Die? (13 votes)

Dine 100%
Die 0%

Okay so here we have two scenarios. Both with two different outcomes. Dine or Die?

So you and your friends are driving through the middle of no where. But you cross paths with the Sawyer clan (pictured below). Unlucky does not even begin to scratch the surface.

Scenario One: Dine

You have managed to survive only just. You are the only one left out of your friends. But the nightmare is not over yet. You wake up tied to a chair. With the entire family of killers staring at you. They laugh, taunt and mock you as you scream. You are fed a bit of your dead friend as well. But you manage to break out of the house, only for the maniac with the power tool to chase you down. You only just manage to escape by the skin of your teeth,

You are left traumatized and are heavily effected by the situation. The macabre situation will haunt you for the rest of your days.

But you did survive the ordeal.

Scenario Two: Die

This one should be pretty self explanatory. You are one of the first people to be suddenly taken by Leatherface.

You won't go through anything traumatic (not for long at least) . But you won't live either.

This is intended as just a bit of fun.

Choose wisely :)

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@thecheesestabber: I'd recommend barbequing the legs! They are delicious deep fried. 0.0

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Well they're both horrible options but not dying usually wins.

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If such a thing happened, I would prefer to survive, and then I would make existence very unpleasant for the "Sawyer Clan".

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Well they're both horrible options but not dying usually wins.

I see.

If such a thing happened, I would prefer to survive, and then I would make existence very unpleasant for the "Sawyer Clan".

Ha that is an interesting way to look at it

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@thecheesestabber said:

@samimista said:

@thecheesestabber: I'd recommend barbecuing the legs! They are delicious deep fried. 0.0

I worked at a restaurant I already know how I'm going to cook you:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Cook_A_Human

Lmao! xD Don't forget hot blood soup! =O It taste like tomato soup! 0.0 I eat fried Bulbasaur vines and Jigglypuff ice cream!

May I Pause for a moment to show you this:

http://www.amazon.com/To-Serve-Man-Cookbook-People/dp/1880448823

I mean 1 or 2 Cookbooks is okay funny, but the sheer amount there is, is well scary...

You shall be cut and fixed for different meals.

I will use sections of your arms as clean cut meat for a nice Alfredo first

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@samimista said:

@thecheesestabber said:

@samimista said:

@thecheesestabber: I'd recommend barbecuing the legs! They are delicious deep fried. 0.0

I worked at a restaurant I already know how I'm going to cook you:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Cook_A_Human

Lmao! xD Don't forget hot blood soup! =O It taste like tomato soup! 0.0 I eat fried Bulbasaur vines and Jigglypuff ice cream!

May I Pause for a moment to show you this:

http://www.amazon.com/To-Serve-Man-Cookbook-People/dp/1880448823

I mean 1 or 2 Cookbooks is okay funny, but the sheer amount there is, is well scary...

You shall be cut and fixed for different meals.

I will use sections of your arms as clean cut meat for a nice Alfredo first

0.0! But...I forgot to mention! D= I am not tasty at all! 0.0 I'd taste like rotten eggs! Go after Poet! =O You must in order to assure he won't try to steal the ban hammer again!

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@samimista said:

@thecheesestabber said:

@samimista said:

@thecheesestabber: I'd recommend barbecuing the legs! They are delicious deep fried. 0.0

I worked at a restaurant I already know how I'm going to cook you:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Cook_A_Human

Lmao! xD Don't forget hot blood soup! =O It taste like tomato soup! 0.0 I eat fried Bulbasaur vines and Jigglypuff ice cream!

May I Pause for a moment to show you this:

http://www.amazon.com/To-Serve-Man-Cookbook-People/dp/1880448823

I mean 1 or 2 Cookbooks is okay funny, but the sheer amount there is, is well scary...

You shall be cut and fixed for different meals.

I will use sections of your arms as clean cut meat for a nice Alfredo first

0.0! But...I forgot to mention! D= I am not tasty at all! 0.0 I'd taste like rotten eggs! Go after Poet! =O You must in order to assure he won't try to steal the ban hammer again!

I eat you for the sheer point I'm in the exotic foods club

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Who'd choose die?

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Dine.

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Dine

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With the entire family of killers staring at you. They laugh, taunt and mock you as you scream. You are fed a bit of your dead friend as well.

You are left traumatized and are heavily effected by the situation. The macabre situation will haunt you for the rest of your days.

You won't go through anything traumatic (not for long at least) . But you won't live either.

This is intended as just a bit of fun.

Yeah... fun. 0.0

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#15  Edited By TifaLockhart

Why do I keep clicking these?

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Dine

This isn't that hard of a choice.

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Id eat a friend for free.

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Dine

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#20 the_stegman  Moderator

The one that gives me a free meal

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Lets just say I've eaten some weird shit in China town.

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Delicious

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#23  Edited By russellmania77

If theirs bar b q seuce there I will dine

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@dabee: lol

I meant it is not meant to be taken too seriously. Was sort of worried it would get locked after I had posted it.

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Dine. Who knows, maybe I'll like the taste.