Would you rather be born with no face, or an upside down face?
What the hell?
Anyways, upside down face. I'd still rather have the face, and I'd be like that kid from Family Guy.
No Face. That way the chicks would dig your body more ;)! Well along with the scary super villain thing you got going on.
@CaioTrubat said:
No face so I could dress in tuxedo and be like him
@WillPayton said:
@DoomDoomDoom said:
No face, just for the pure horror of it.
You could be a super-hero...
These.
@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek After I asked you this on Ask YourNeighborhoodComicGeek, I just had to ask everyone! So you get 50% credit :D
@Xanni15 Check it out: Historians don't know!Drinking Straw
@BumpyBoo said:
@Xanni15 said:
@BumpyBoo:
Hm... So technically it still could have been invented for those with upside faces? :P
We may have stumbled across something here that is bigger than either of us. It is clearly a conspiracy to hide the real truth behind the drinking straw.
I don't know if we want to venture any further into this, everyone we know could be in danger if we continue. Might be better to just let it go.
@BumpyBoo said:
@KnightRise said:
Upside down, I'd wear a mask in public and do German fetish porn and make dozens of euros
I like your reasoning. Because if you have to be born with a weird face, you might as well make a few quid :D
I'd do the same if I were an amputee
@BumpyBoo: I'd say you'd be surprised, but that'd be a lie...just don't mispronouce "Ann Marie" when searching via talk to text...
@Xanni15 said:
@BumpyBoo said:
@Xanni15 said:
@BumpyBoo:
Hm... So technically it still could have been invented for those with upside faces? :P
We may have stumbled across something here that is bigger than either of us. It is clearly a conspiracy to hide the real truth behind the drinking straw.
I don't know if we want to venture any further into this, everyone we know could be in danger if we continue. Might be better to just let it go.
We will rendezvous once you have the briefcase. The codeword is "precipitation".
@BumpyBoo: Is it because you watched this?
I've been trying to look for part 5 to see the results. I'm sure she's doing alot better now.
would you have a mouth, because lacking the ability to eat would put a serious damper on any cool factor no face may have
Upside-down face. I can still eat/drink etc. but things would look weird. And funny.
If I had no face, I'd be Slender Man.
No face. That way my face would be an awesome canvas I could draw a variety of faces on to. I could change my eye color everyday, or paint anyone else's face on to my own. Say I wanted to eat free at restaurants I just paint on the face of some big name celebrity. It would totally work. Plus I could sleep in class and just do that thing where I paint open eyes on my face. Or I could paint my face asleep and spy on people who would mistake me for sleeping. I could also rent out my face for billboards and advertisements and get richer than Scrooge McDuck. Then I could use all that money to buy a giant pogo stick. I would be an expert liar because I could just paint a really serious looking expression of my face. Or I could pretend to be any historic figure in history by just painting their face on mine. Or I could paint reflective material onto my face so when people looked at me they would see themselves, spooky, but then i could convince them I am their inner conscious and that they should give me all their pistachios and almonds. Then someone could also write a song about walking in a desert with me a man with no face.
@7am_Waking_Up_In_The_Morning OH MY GOD!!! No, I had not seen that, that poor girl :( We should probably count ourselves lucky.
@ARMIV2 said:
No face. No one would be able to say I've got an ugly face if I didn't have one.
good point!
@Shotgun said:
Wouldn't you die without a face? Ya' know, no eating and drinking an' all? I mean, I suppose they can slit your throat and insert a feeding tube and breathing(?) tube, but still...
@Glitch_Spawn said:
Where would you breath out of? What orifice?
For the purposes of the question, we are suspending our disbelief :D You do make an interesting case though. I mean, what if you only had no face on the outside, but underneath that was a face? Maybe your orifices are there, but covered over?
@SC said:
No face. That way my face would be an awesome canvas I could draw a variety of faces on to. I could change my eye color everyday, or paint anyone else's face on to my own. Say I wanted to eat free at restaurants I just paint on the face of some big name celebrity. It would totally work. Plus I could sleep in class and just do that thing where I paint open eyes on my face. Or I could paint my face asleep and spy on people who would mistake me for sleeping. I could also rent out my face for billboards and advertisements and get richer than Scrooge McDuck. Then I could use all that money to buy a giant pogo stick. I would be an expert liar because I could just paint a really serious looking expression of my face. Or I could pretend to be any historic figure in history by just painting their face on mine. Or I could paint reflective material onto my face so when people looked at me they would see themselves, spooky, but then i could convince them I am their inner conscious and that they should give me all their pistachios and almonds. Then someone could also write a song about walking in a desert with me a man with no face.
What a creative reaction! Now that's how you make the best of a situation :D
@Vortex13 I sympathize, that video is just horrifying. On the one hand, your heart goes out to her, but on the other - AAARGH MY EYES!
@BumpyBoo said:
I'm bumping this, it was so much fun :)
It is fun.
Think I would choose to have no face,SCs post won me over.
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