Would you rather be born with no face, or an upside down face?

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#1  Edited By BumpyBoo  Moderator


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#2  Edited By Xanni15

Choice A is the much easier choice. At least then you could eat and drink yourself, plus some girls are into "unique" guys. Maybe I'd wear a mask. :]

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#3  Edited By DoomDoomDoom

No face, just for the pure horror of it.

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#4  Edited By BumpyBoo  Moderator

I bet it would take some practice to drink with an upside down face :D

I like the way you think!

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#5  Edited By blackadamFTW

What the hell?

Anyways, upside down face. I'd still rather have the face, and I'd be like that kid from Family Guy.

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#6  Edited By willpayton

@DoomDoomDoom said:

No face, just for the pure horror of it.

You could be a super-hero...

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#7  Edited By Inverno

No face so I could dress in tuxedo and be like him

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#8  Edited By Xanni15

@BumpyBoo:

That's why they make straws. :P

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#9  Edited By BumpyBoo  Moderator

Is it though? Is that REALLY why they make straws? :P

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#10  Edited By Dark_Vengeance_

No face I want to be like the question except.....well...alive.

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#11  Edited By BumpyBoo  Moderator

Wow, it's divided right down the middle so far....

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#12  Edited By Xanni15

@BumpyBoo:

PROVE THAT IT ISN'T! :P

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#13  Edited By BumpyBoo  Moderator

@Xanni15 said:

@BumpyBoo:

PROVE THAT IT ISN'T! :P

I shall dedicate the remainder of my life to this noble quest.

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#14  Edited By AssertingValor

No face, i would wear a Jason mask....

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#15  Edited By BumpyBoo  Moderator

The horror! He takes off his mask and behind it is NOTHING.

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#16  Edited By NlGHTCRAWLER

No-Face because then I would have reason to become a super villain.

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#17  Edited By SpideyPresence

No Face. That way the chicks would dig your body more ;)! Well along with the scary super villain thing you got going on.

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@CaioTrubat said:

No face so I could dress in tuxedo and be like him

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@DoomDoomDoom said:

No face, just for the pure horror of it.

You could be a super-hero...

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These.

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#21  Edited By Xanni15

@BumpyBoo:

Hm... So technically it still could have been invented for those with upside faces? :P

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#22  Edited By BumpyBoo  Moderator

@Xanni15 said:

@BumpyBoo:

Hm... So technically it still could have been invented for those with upside faces? :P

We may have stumbled across something here that is bigger than either of us. It is clearly a conspiracy to hide the real truth behind the drinking straw.

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@BumpyBoo said:

@Xanni15 said:

@BumpyBoo:

Hm... So technically it still could have been invented for those with upside faces? :P

We may have stumbled across something here that is bigger than either of us. It is clearly a conspiracy to hide the real truth behind the drinking straw.

I don't know if we want to venture any further into this, everyone we know could be in danger if we continue. Might be better to just let it go.

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#24  Edited By KnightRise

Upside down, I'd wear a mask in public and do German fetish porn and make dozens of euros

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#25  Edited By BumpyBoo  Moderator

@KnightRise said:

Upside down, I'd wear a mask in public and do German fetish porn and make dozens of euros

I like your reasoning. Because if you have to be born with a weird face, you might as well make a few quid :D

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@BumpyBoo said:

@KnightRise said:

Upside down, I'd wear a mask in public and do German fetish porn and make dozens of euros

I like your reasoning. Because if you have to be born with a weird face, you might as well make a few quid :D

I'd do the same if I were an amputee

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#27  Edited By BumpyBoo  Moderator

I hear there is quite a demand for that sort of thing!

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#28  Edited By KnightRise

@BumpyBoo: I'd say you'd be surprised, but that'd be a lie...just don't mispronouce "Ann Marie" when searching via talk to text...

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#29  Edited By BumpyBoo  Moderator

@KnightRise said:

@BumpyBoo: I'd say you'd be surprised, but that'd be a lie...just don't mispronounce "Ann Marie" when searching via talk to text...

Hahaha! Unfortunately, since the internet not much surprises me anymore!

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#30  Edited By TERMINATORXX

No Face.

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#31  Edited By BumpyBoo  Moderator

@Xanni15 said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@Xanni15 said:

@BumpyBoo:

Hm... So technically it still could have been invented for those with upside faces? :P

We may have stumbled across something here that is bigger than either of us. It is clearly a conspiracy to hide the real truth behind the drinking straw.

I don't know if we want to venture any further into this, everyone we know could be in danger if we continue. Might be better to just let it go.

We will rendezvous once you have the briefcase. The codeword is "precipitation".

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@BumpyBoo: Is it because you watched this?

I've been trying to look for part 5 to see the results. I'm sure she's doing alot better now.

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#33  Edited By ARMIV2

No face. No one would be able to say I've got an ugly face if I didn't have one.

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#34  Edited By joshmightbe

would you have a mouth, because lacking the ability to eat would put a serious damper on any cool factor no face may have

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#35  Edited By Zdaybreak

Wouldn't you die without a face? Ya' know, no eating and drinking an' all? I mean, I suppose they can slit your throat and insert a feeding tube and breathing(?) tube, but still...

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#37  Edited By ShootingNova

Upside-down face. I can still eat/drink etc. but things would look weird. And funny.

If I had no face, I'd be Slender Man.

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#38  Edited By SC  Moderator

No face. That way my face would be an awesome canvas I could draw a variety of faces on to. I could change my eye color everyday, or paint anyone else's face on to my own. Say I wanted to eat free at restaurants I just paint on the face of some big name celebrity. It would totally work. Plus I could sleep in class and just do that thing where I paint open eyes on my face. Or I could paint my face asleep and spy on people who would mistake me for sleeping. I could also rent out my face for billboards and advertisements and get richer than Scrooge McDuck. Then I could use all that money to buy a giant pogo stick. I would be an expert liar because I could just paint a really serious looking expression of my face. Or I could pretend to be any historic figure in history by just painting their face on mine. Or I could paint reflective material onto my face so when people looked at me they would see themselves, spooky, but then i could convince them I am their inner conscious and that they should give me all their pistachios and almonds. Then someone could also write a song about walking in a desert with me a man with no face.         

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#39  Edited By Deadite

No face and live under the physics in H.P. Lovecraft's universe, I might be randomly chosen to have strange powers written for me.

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#40  Edited By Vortex13

No face. That way I could become...

THE BLANK!!!

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Except a man.

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#41  Edited By Vortex13

@7am_Waking_Up_In_The_Morning: Thanks for that, now you can just rock me to sleep tonight.

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#42  Edited By BumpyBoo  Moderator

OH MY GOD!!! No, I had not seen that, that poor girl :( We should probably count ourselves lucky.

@ARMIV2 said:

No face. No one would be able to say I've got an ugly face if I didn't have one.

good point!

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Wouldn't you die without a face? Ya' know, no eating and drinking an' all? I mean, I suppose they can slit your throat and insert a feeding tube and breathing(?) tube, but still...

@Glitch_Spawn said:

Where would you breath out of? What orifice?

For the purposes of the question, we are suspending our disbelief :D You do make an interesting case though. I mean, what if you only had no face on the outside, but underneath that was a face? Maybe your orifices are there, but covered over?

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No face. That way my face would be an awesome canvas I could draw a variety of faces on to. I could change my eye color everyday, or paint anyone else's face on to my own. Say I wanted to eat free at restaurants I just paint on the face of some big name celebrity. It would totally work. Plus I could sleep in class and just do that thing where I paint open eyes on my face. Or I could paint my face asleep and spy on people who would mistake me for sleeping. I could also rent out my face for billboards and advertisements and get richer than Scrooge McDuck. Then I could use all that money to buy a giant pogo stick. I would be an expert liar because I could just paint a really serious looking expression of my face. Or I could pretend to be any historic figure in history by just painting their face on mine. Or I could paint reflective material onto my face so when people looked at me they would see themselves, spooky, but then i could convince them I am their inner conscious and that they should give me all their pistachios and almonds. Then someone could also write a song about walking in a desert with me a man with no face.

What a creative reaction! Now that's how you make the best of a situation :D

I sympathize, that video is just horrifying. On the one hand, your heart goes out to her, but on the other - AAARGH MY EYES!

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#43  Edited By BumpyBoo  Moderator

This is still WAY too close, so.....

Bump ^_^

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#44  Edited By Strider1992

No face. I wanna pretend to be Slender Man to freak people out!

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#45  Edited By BumpyBoo  Moderator

@Strider92 said:

No face. I wanna pretend to be Slender Man to freak people out!

This question has really brought out the Slender Man fans!

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#46  Edited By BumpyBoo  Moderator

I'm bumping this, it was so much fun :)

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@BumpyBoo said:

I'm bumping this, it was so much fun :)

It is fun.

Think I would choose to have no face,SCs post won me over.

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#48  Edited By god_spawn  Moderator

Upside down face. Cause it is still my face, but upside down.

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#49  Edited By BumpyBoo  Moderator

@mrdecepticonleader: Same here, once SC put it like that, there was no question :)

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@BumpyBoo said:

@mrdecepticonleader: Same here, once SC put it like that, there was no question :)

Yep