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#1 Posted by BumpyBoo (7646 posts) - - Show Bio


#2 Posted by Xanni15 (6758 posts) - - Show Bio

Choice A is the much easier choice. At least then you could eat and drink yourself, plus some girls are into "unique" guys. Maybe I'd wear a mask. :]

#3 Posted by DoomDoomDoom (4212 posts) - - Show Bio

No face, just for the pure horror of it.

#4 Posted by BumpyBoo (7646 posts) - - Show Bio

I bet it would take some practice to drink with an upside down face :D

I like the way you think!

#5 Posted by blackadamFTW (7867 posts) - - Show Bio

What the hell?

Anyways, upside down face. I'd still rather have the face, and I'd be like that kid from Family Guy.

#6 Posted by WillPayton (9151 posts) - - Show Bio

@DoomDoomDoom said:

No face, just for the pure horror of it.

You could be a super-hero...

#7 Posted by Inverno (13061 posts) - - Show Bio

No face so I could dress in tuxedo and be like him

#8 Posted by Xanni15 (6758 posts) - - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo:

That's why they make straws. :P

#9 Posted by BumpyBoo (7646 posts) - - Show Bio

Is it though? Is that REALLY why they make straws? :P

#10 Posted by Dark_Vengeance_ (14587 posts) - - Show Bio

No face I want to be like the question except.....well...alive.

#11 Posted by BumpyBoo (7646 posts) - - Show Bio

Wow, it's divided right down the middle so far....

#12 Posted by Xanni15 (6758 posts) - - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo:

PROVE THAT IT ISN'T! :P

#13 Posted by BumpyBoo (7646 posts) - - Show Bio

@Xanni15 said:

@BumpyBoo:

PROVE THAT IT ISN'T! :P

I shall dedicate the remainder of my life to this noble quest.

#14 Posted by AssertingValor (5380 posts) - - Show Bio

No face, i would wear a Jason mask....

#15 Posted by BumpyBoo (7646 posts) - - Show Bio

The horror! He takes off his mask and behind it is NOTHING.

#16 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (2898 posts) - - Show Bio

No-Face because then I would have reason to become a super villain.

#17 Edited by SpideyPresence (1906 posts) - - Show Bio

No Face. That way the chicks would dig your body more ;)! Well along with the scary super villain thing you got going on.

#18 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (19908 posts) - - Show Bio

@CaioTrubat said:

No face so I could dress in tuxedo and be like him

@WillPayton said:

@DoomDoomDoom said:

No face, just for the pure horror of it.

You could be a super-hero...

These.

#19 Posted by BumpyBoo (7646 posts) - - Show Bio
#20 Posted by BumpyBoo (7646 posts) - - Show Bio
#21 Posted by Xanni15 (6758 posts) - - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo:

Hm... So technically it still could have been invented for those with upside faces? :P

#22 Posted by BumpyBoo (7646 posts) - - Show Bio

@Xanni15 said:

@BumpyBoo:

Hm... So technically it still could have been invented for those with upside faces? :P

We may have stumbled across something here that is bigger than either of us. It is clearly a conspiracy to hide the real truth behind the drinking straw.

#23 Posted by Xanni15 (6758 posts) - - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo said:

@Xanni15 said:

@BumpyBoo:

Hm... So technically it still could have been invented for those with upside faces? :P

We may have stumbled across something here that is bigger than either of us. It is clearly a conspiracy to hide the real truth behind the drinking straw.

I don't know if we want to venture any further into this, everyone we know could be in danger if we continue. Might be better to just let it go.

#24 Posted by KnightRise (4785 posts) - - Show Bio

Upside down, I'd wear a mask in public and do German fetish porn and make dozens of euros

#25 Posted by BumpyBoo (7646 posts) - - Show Bio

@KnightRise said:

Upside down, I'd wear a mask in public and do German fetish porn and make dozens of euros

I like your reasoning. Because if you have to be born with a weird face, you might as well make a few quid :D

#26 Posted by KnightRise (4785 posts) - - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo said:

@KnightRise said:

Upside down, I'd wear a mask in public and do German fetish porn and make dozens of euros

I like your reasoning. Because if you have to be born with a weird face, you might as well make a few quid :D

I'd do the same if I were an amputee

#27 Posted by BumpyBoo (7646 posts) - - Show Bio

I hear there is quite a demand for that sort of thing!

#28 Posted by KnightRise (4785 posts) - - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo: I'd say you'd be surprised, but that'd be a lie...just don't mispronouce "Ann Marie" when searching via talk to text...

#29 Posted by BumpyBoo (7646 posts) - - Show Bio

@KnightRise said:

@BumpyBoo: I'd say you'd be surprised, but that'd be a lie...just don't mispronounce "Ann Marie" when searching via talk to text...

Hahaha! Unfortunately, since the internet not much surprises me anymore!

#30 Posted by TERMINATORXX (3899 posts) - - Show Bio

No Face.

#31 Posted by BumpyBoo (7646 posts) - - Show Bio

@Xanni15 said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@Xanni15 said:

@BumpyBoo:

Hm... So technically it still could have been invented for those with upside faces? :P

We may have stumbled across something here that is bigger than either of us. It is clearly a conspiracy to hide the real truth behind the drinking straw.

I don't know if we want to venture any further into this, everyone we know could be in danger if we continue. Might be better to just let it go.

We will rendezvous once you have the briefcase. The codeword is "precipitation".

#32 Posted by 7am_Waking_Up_In_The_Morning (3578 posts) - - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo: Is it because you watched this?

I've been trying to look for part 5 to see the results. I'm sure she's doing alot better now.

#33 Posted by ARMIV2 (8280 posts) - - Show Bio

No face. No one would be able to say I've got an ugly face if I didn't have one.

#34 Posted by joshmightbe (24599 posts) - - Show Bio

would you have a mouth, because lacking the ability to eat would put a serious damper on any cool factor no face may have

#35 Posted by Shotgun (900 posts) - - Show Bio

Wouldn't you die without a face? Ya' know, no eating and drinking an' all? I mean, I suppose they can slit your throat and insert a feeding tube and breathing(?) tube, but still...

#36 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17132 posts) - - Show Bio

Where would you breath out of? What orifice?

#37 Posted by ShootingNova (15499 posts) - - Show Bio

Upside-down face. I can still eat/drink etc. but things would look weird. And funny.

If I had no face, I'd be Slender Man.

#38 Posted by SC (12691 posts) - - Show Bio

No face. That way my face would be an awesome canvas I could draw a variety of faces on to. I could change my eye color everyday, or paint anyone else's face on to my own. Say I wanted to eat free at restaurants I just paint on the face of some big name celebrity. It would totally work. Plus I could sleep in class and just do that thing where I paint open eyes on my face. Or I could paint my face asleep and spy on people who would mistake me for sleeping. I could also rent out my face for billboards and advertisements and get richer than Scrooge McDuck. Then I could use all that money to buy a giant pogo stick. I would be an expert liar because I could just paint a really serious looking expression of my face. Or I could pretend to be any historic figure in history by just painting their face on mine. Or I could paint reflective material onto my face so when people looked at me they would see themselves, spooky, but then i could convince them I am their inner conscious and that they should give me all their pistachios and almonds. Then someone could also write a song about walking in a desert with me a man with no face.         

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#39 Posted by Deadite (20593 posts) - - Show Bio

No face and live under the physics in H.P. Lovecraft's universe, I might be randomly chosen to have strange powers written for me.

#40 Posted by Vortex13 (12223 posts) - - Show Bio

No face. That way I could become...

THE BLANK!!!

Except a man.

#41 Posted by Vortex13 (12223 posts) - - Show Bio

@7am_Waking_Up_In_The_Morning: Thanks for that, now you can just rock me to sleep tonight.

#42 Posted by BumpyBoo (7646 posts) - - Show Bio

OH MY GOD!!! No, I had not seen that, that poor girl :( We should probably count ourselves lucky.

@ARMIV2 said:

No face. No one would be able to say I've got an ugly face if I didn't have one.

good point!

@Shotgun said:

Wouldn't you die without a face? Ya' know, no eating and drinking an' all? I mean, I suppose they can slit your throat and insert a feeding tube and breathing(?) tube, but still...

@Glitch_Spawn said:

Where would you breath out of? What orifice?

For the purposes of the question, we are suspending our disbelief :D You do make an interesting case though. I mean, what if you only had no face on the outside, but underneath that was a face? Maybe your orifices are there, but covered over?

@SC said:

No face. That way my face would be an awesome canvas I could draw a variety of faces on to. I could change my eye color everyday, or paint anyone else's face on to my own. Say I wanted to eat free at restaurants I just paint on the face of some big name celebrity. It would totally work. Plus I could sleep in class and just do that thing where I paint open eyes on my face. Or I could paint my face asleep and spy on people who would mistake me for sleeping. I could also rent out my face for billboards and advertisements and get richer than Scrooge McDuck. Then I could use all that money to buy a giant pogo stick. I would be an expert liar because I could just paint a really serious looking expression of my face. Or I could pretend to be any historic figure in history by just painting their face on mine. Or I could paint reflective material onto my face so when people looked at me they would see themselves, spooky, but then i could convince them I am their inner conscious and that they should give me all their pistachios and almonds. Then someone could also write a song about walking in a desert with me a man with no face.

What a creative reaction! Now that's how you make the best of a situation :D

I sympathize, that video is just horrifying. On the one hand, your heart goes out to her, but on the other - AAARGH MY EYES!

#43 Posted by BumpyBoo (7646 posts) - - Show Bio

This is still WAY too close, so.....

Bump ^_^

#44 Posted by Strider92 (16080 posts) - - Show Bio

No face. I wanna pretend to be Slender Man to freak people out!

#45 Posted by BumpyBoo (7646 posts) - - Show Bio

@Strider92 said:

No face. I wanna pretend to be Slender Man to freak people out!

This question has really brought out the Slender Man fans!

#46 Posted by BumpyBoo (7646 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm bumping this, it was so much fun :)

#47 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (17570 posts) - - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo said:

I'm bumping this, it was so much fun :)

It is fun.

Think I would choose to have no face,SCs post won me over.

#48 Posted by God_Spawn (37305 posts) - - Show Bio

Upside down face. Cause it is still my face, but upside down.

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#49 Posted by BumpyBoo (7646 posts) - - Show Bio

@mrdecepticonleader: Same here, once SC put it like that, there was no question :)

#50 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (17570 posts) - - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo said:

@mrdecepticonleader: Same here, once SC put it like that, there was no question :)

Yep