Would you kill your ENTIRE family for unlimited wishes? - Off-Topic

#1 Posted by DIZ (377 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

If God walked into your doorstep and told you that he would grant you unlimited wishes if yo killed your entire family, then would you do it?

You just have to kill your parents and siblings. You can wish whatever you desire. The only limit is your imagination.

Just how far would you go to achieve limitless possibilities?

#2 Posted by Sexy Merc (41965 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

Respect and humanity come before personal gain, always.

#3 Posted by John Valentine (15780 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

No and I think you should seek help if you think God is asking you to do this.

#4 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

I could be the smart ass that says "Yes, and then I would wish them all back again", but nah.

So no.

#5 Posted by Chaos Burn (1668 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

I hope you didn't make this thread because you hear a voice in your head telling you if you murder your family, you will gain these wishes?!

#6 Posted by Sexy Merc (41965 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Sparda said:

" I could be the smart ass that says "Yes, and then I would wish them all back again", but nah. So no. "

I was thinking about that too, but when you brought them back, what are you going to do? Erasing their and your own memory of the incident can be the only thing to do to avoid anything from happening in the future.

#7 Posted by joshmightbe (19538 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

only if i could wish them back to life with no memory of me taking them out of course then i'd wish them all heafty trust funds

#8 Posted by Sexy Merc (41965 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@joshmightbe said:

" only if i could wish them back to life with no memory of me taking them out of course then i'd wish them all heafty trust funds "

You should erase your own memory too of just that incident unless you could live with the fact of knowing that you murdered your family for unlimited wishes...

#9 Posted by coolbeans (240 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

wtf this is messed up lol

#10 Edited by nightcrawler1212 (532 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

kill them then wish for them back with no memerys of being murderd

#11 Posted by danhimself (18751 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

heck yeah I would...then I would wish for an even better family...one with robot hands

#12 Posted by joshmightbe (19538 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Sexy Merc: id use the wishes to improve all their lives

#13 Posted by Sexy Merc (41965 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@joshmightbe said:

" @Sexy Merc: id use the wishes to improve all their lives "

I understand what you're saying but would that really compensate the guilt you'd have to overcome?

#14 Posted by Cherry Bomb (3189 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

What a sick thread.

#15 Posted by joshmightbe (19538 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Sexy Merc: if they all ended up ok and better off for it i don't see any reason to feel guilty

#16 Posted by Fire-brand (2308 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Sexy Merc said:

" @joshmightbe said:
" @Sexy Merc: id use the wishes to improve all their lives "
I understand what you're saying but would that really compensate the guilt you'd have to overcome? "

i would then wish that i had no guilt because of my actions.

#17 Posted by Decoy Elite (28581 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

I wouldn't kill my family........that'd be messed up.

#18 Posted by nightcrawler1212 (532 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@danhimself:
how could you wish for a robot family

#19 Posted by MichaeltheFly (6555 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

No, I mean there are some things that can't be replaced by anything, no matter how good it is.

#20 Posted by Sexy Merc (41965 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Fire-brand said:

" @Sexy Merc said:
" @joshmightbe said:
" @Sexy Merc: id use the wishes to improve all their lives "
I understand what you're saying but would that really compensate the guilt you'd have to overcome? "
i would then wish that i had no guilt because of my actions. "

Smart man.

@joshmightbe said:

" @Sexy Merc: if they all ended up ok and better off for it i don't see any reason to feel guilty "

Fair enough.

#21 Posted by scourgexlvii (124 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

This thread is mean to orphans. There should be an equal opportunity murder alternative

#22 Posted by joshmightbe (19538 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Sexy Merc: i wouldn't be able to just arbitrarily kill anyone especially not my family but in if i could get them back in good health and with life improvements i'm pretty sure it'd be an almost guilt free experience now if i could get unlimited wishes by killing the cast of twilight that wouldn't even be an issue cause taking them out would make the whole world better

#23 Posted by Sexy Merc (41965 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@joshmightbe said:

" @Sexy Merc: i wouldn't be able to just arbitrarily kill anyone especially not my family but in if i could get them back in good health and with life improvements i'm pretty sure it'd be an almost guilt free experience now if i could get unlimited wishes by killing the cast of twilight that wouldn't even be an issue cause taking them out would make the whole world better "

Aha, I would probably erase everything Twilight movie related from existence instead of killing them though. Maybe even make it so that the writer never wrote it, but I think she deserves some sort of recognition for it.

#24 Posted by DH69 (4017 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

yes, then i'd bring them back and never see them again because im takin over america and callin it west ger-china-stan

#25 Posted by joshmightbe (19538 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Sexy Merc: but i was planing on chucking her into the sun via my new super powers

#26 Posted by k4tzm4n (30951 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@DIZ said:

"If God walked into your doorstep and told you that he would grant you unlimited wishes if yo killed your entire family, then would you do it? You just have to kill your parents and siblings. You can wish whatever you desire. The only limit is your imagination. Just how far would you go to achieve limitless possibilities? "

If one of the wishes would be to be able to rewind time to BEFORE I killed them and still retain the wishes...Then sure.

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#27 Posted by Korg (11931 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

I'm sure my sister would let me kill her if I could bring her back to life, and use the wishes for her benefit. I'd use my first wish to bring her back, and use the second one to kill God.

#28 Posted by k4tzm4n (30951 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Korg said:

"I'm sure my sister would let me kill her if I could bring her back to life, and use the wishes for her benefit. I'd use my first wish to bring her back, and use the second one to kill God. "

Wouldn't you take advantages of more wishes before disposing of god?

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#29 Edited by Korg (11931 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@k4tzm4n said:

" Wouldn't you take advantages of more wishes before disposing of god? "

Why? I already have the unlimited wishes. I don't need God after I have them.

#30 Edited by Vrakmul (23296 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

I'd just politely say no and then go find a genie to grant me the same power without requiring the use of bloodshed. If I'm reeeeaaaaaallly bored I'd do it and ressurect my family and erase my memory, then I'd shoot god in the face and take his place.

#31 Posted by DIZ (377 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

You people have some dirty minds =)

#32 Posted by Static Shock (47330 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

I wouldn't kill my family for anything.
God would never tell someone to kill their family.

#33 Posted by joshmightbe (19538 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Static Shock: what about abraham and isac

#34 Posted by Gylan Thomas (2727 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

Can I just kick god in the nut's and tell the jerk to get off my door step and never, ever bother me again?
Or maybe even kill him?

#35 Edited by Vrakmul (23296 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Static Shock said:

"
I wouldn't kill my family for anything.
God would never tell someone to kill their family.
"

The Old testament god would, he'd kill your family just to see how long it would take for you to crack (Job...poor sob.) The god of the old testament is a major prick, equal to the jerk@$$itude of Zeus, though Yahweh preferred to smite people for not paying attention to him, while Zeus had sex with any women who was attractive in anyway whatsoever. So they were jerks for different reasons, boiling down to murder/genocide vs rape/adultery. The New Testament god is a boring hippie, instead of the rivers of blood he becomes this mellowed out "I wuvs you all" guy, and even then, the Buddha ends up doing a better job of it.

#36 Posted by Static Shock (47330 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@joshmightbe: @Dreadnaught:
New Testament on this side.

#37 Posted by Gylan Thomas (2727 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

I'd kill for anyone if anyone escept god asked me.
I'd not do anything he asked me to. I don't like him or his manipulative ways :P

#38 Posted by Korg (11931 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Static Shock said:

" @joshmightbe: @Dreadnaught: New Testament on this side. "

Same God.

#39 Posted by cascadeking09 (6656 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

I would kill them and use my first wish to bring them all back. If it really happened of coarse I wouldnt because god would never ask u to sin.

#40 Posted by The Mjolnir Wielder (7907 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Sexy Merc said:

"Respect and humanity come before personal gain, always. "

#41 Posted by Static Shock (47330 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Korg said:

" Same God. "

Different religion. :)

#42 Posted by Vrakmul (23296 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Korg said:

" @Static Shock said:
" @joshmightbe: @Dreadnaught: New Testament on this side. "
Same God. "

I say new testament god is old testament god on pot after guzzling a keg of booze how else could he be so mellowed out and why else would he have his way with Mary?

#43 Posted by Vrakmul (23296 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Static Shock said:

" @Korg said:
" Same God. "
Different religion. :) "

Those are some very bad implications my friend.

#44 Posted by Korg (11931 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Static Shock said:

" Different religion. :) "

The Old Testament is referred to in Christianity quite frequently. Original sin, the 10 commandments, etc.

#45 Posted by Static Shock (47330 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Dreadnaught said:

" Those are some very bad implications my friend. "

Based on? Judaism =/= Christianity.

#46 Posted by Static Shock (47330 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Korg said:

" The Old Testament is referred to in Christianity quite frequently. Original sin, the 10 commandments, etc. "

True. But, most of Christianity is based on the New Testament.

#47 Posted by DELBERT (90 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

well the thing is you could just wish them back and make a better life for you and them but i couldnt go through with it

#48 Posted by Vrakmul (23296 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Static Shock said:

" @Dreadnaught said:
" Those are some very bad implications my friend. "
Based on? Judaism =/= Christianity. "

The implications come in the fact that Judaism exclusively follows the violent, temper tantrum throwing god of the old testament, while christianity follows the nebulous god of the new, and since you said they are different religions that can be seen as an attempt to distance yourself from the god of the OT and judaism as a whole. Though Judaism had all the tenets of the so called "Pagan" religions, save for it's number of gods.

#49 Posted by aztek_the_lost (30738 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Korg said:

" @Static Shock said:
" @joshmightbe: @Dreadnaught: New Testament on this side. "
Same God. "

maybe he mellowed out between Malachi and Matthew?

actually I believe he's just as wrathful in the New Testament he just has Jesus to keep him in check

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#50 Edited by Vrakmul (23296 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Static Shock said:

" @Korg said:
" The Old Testament is referred to in Christianity quite frequently. Original sin, the 10 commandments, etc. "
True. But, most of Christianity is based on the New Testament. "

No Old Testament means no new Testament, Jesus would have been a Pagan or Zoroastrian, and we'd be praying to Jupiter or Ohrmazd. Of course, Christianity is something like the bastard child of Judaism and Zoroastrianism already.