Would you get your legs surgically lengthened to become taller if you had the time and money?

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Edited By Ohgawd

Poll Would you get your legs surgically lengthened to become taller if you had the time and money? (25 votes)

Of course! I'd love to be taller! 8%
Heck no! Way too risky! 92%

So there is this surgery that you can get to make you taller. Basically they slice your leg bones in half and gradually stretch them (1 mm per day) over the period of months until you get a few inches taller, and when you reach the length gained that you're satisfied with they stop stretching you and you have to heal over the period of months to a year before you can run and return to sports again. You can either do it with external devices that are like big cages around your legs with pins and wires sticking through your leg bones, like so:

Or with internal devices that are more comfortable, like so:

In the USA, the procedure can cost up to $100,000 USD although you can get it in cheaper countries like China or India for between $10,000 - $50,000 USD. The surgery is very painful and complications include muscle tightness, joint stiffness, possible premature arthritis, nerve distruction causing chronic numbness or pain, pulmonary embolism that can cause death (embolism is where fat from your bone gets into your blood stream and into your lungs), and even bilateral amputation if your doctor screws up. However, the benefit with the surgery is that once you're done you have a permanent height gain, If you do it in both segments of your limbs you can get between 5 and 6 inches taller, meaning a guy who is 5'5 can potentially reach 5'11. Some of the crazy ones do even more. There was a guy in New York who went from 5'6 inches tall to 6'2 inches tall.

Here's a video describing the procedure and one below it actually showing what it looks like. Looks scary as hell.

But for the benefit of permanent added height, would you risk the procedure? There are whole forums about this with a community of people who save up their money and go through this and it got me thinking that I'd love to go from 5'8 to 5'10 or even higher. You can read diaries of patients doing this now even. Would I do it if I had the time and money? I think so. Would you?

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Even if it was instantaneous with no risks I still wouldn't do it. I prefer naturally growing, instead of using some artificial doohickey to cure my Napolean complex.

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God, no. That sounds painful as hell.

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Sounds like a waste of money to me, in give with my height

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No thanks, im not tall but im good with the height I am now.

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My process:

1) Thinks about it for a second

2) Starts the second video linked

3) Watches for 5 seconds and decides "F*** NO!!!".

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Nope. Waste of money, and the complications further down the line aren't worth it.

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If you hate your life at 5'8 you'll hate your life at 5'10.

What douchebag would spend 100 grand for two freaking inches of height?

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No, I'm already a normal height.

Pfft short people.

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No, I'm already a normal height.

Pfft short people.

There are guys on that forum who are 6'3 saving up for the surgery to get to 6'5. Is it really that crazy if tall people are doing it too?

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@ohgawd said:

@monsterstomp said:

No, I'm already a normal height.

Pfft short people.

There are guys on that forum who are 6'3 saving up for the surgery to get to 6'5. Is it really that crazy if tall people are doing it too?

If you're 6'3 and still think you're short then you're a loser who needs many years of therapy.

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No, I'm good with my height. You must be very desperate or insecure about your height to go through this. Also, I saw this in the movie Gattaca and thought it wasn't real. Guess not.

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@ohgawd said:

@monsterstomp said:

No, I'm already a normal height.

Pfft short people.

There are guys on that forum who are 6'3 saving up for the surgery to get to 6'5. Is it really that crazy if tall people are doing it too?

They want to raise their height by 2 inches? All that money and time for 2 inches? Seems pretty drastic if you ask me. Especially when 6'3 is above average height.

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#17  Edited By Rouflex

The second video hurts my legs already...

@ccraft said:

never

Pilasy:La Voix d'un homme

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no, just no

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I wouldn't mind being a few inches taller, but the pictures and reading a few sentences was all it took to make realize that I'm not so sure it'll be worth it.

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Thinking of that South Park episode..

Is there Dolphin surgery too?

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Eh...rather keep saving for robot legs

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#22  Edited By silent_bomber

Sometimes I feel a little too tall at 6 foot tbh so no, not interested.

I can understand why some people would want to do this though, one of my friends is 5'3 and when we go clubbing women pat him on the head going "Awwww" or laugh at him. I've lost count of the number of times girls have said he's too short for them to consider.

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youd probably end up looking like this

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I'd like to gain 2 or 3 inches

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I'm 5'11 and 3/4s. It would be a waste to spend that money for that last 1/4 of an inch.

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Nope quite happy with my legs the way they are

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I saw that on Tabboo and I am happy with my height right now. I'll still grow so, no use.

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Already taller than all of you.

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No.

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Can they lengthen spider legs? I would like to embrace this chaos. So says Ghaszaszh Nyirh.

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No.

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No I am already 6'5". =)

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I'm tall as it is and I've yet to finish growing, so I don't think I'd need to.