Would you dive into a swimming pool full of liquor?

Probably your butt hole too lol

That would burn a few places.

Well, I'm underage, so I'd do it simply to be a rebel and badass.

In all seriousness though, probably not.

xoxo, -Saint Sophie

No, why the hell would you?

This is something that only sounds fun to a teenager who thinks drinking makes you cool.

Say goodbye to you eyes kids.

Anything above 80% raw alcohol burns.

Also stuff drinks like everclear is so concentrated and pure up to 95% you can die by just drinking a peg

Well, we are talking about pools. I know many people that pee in pools. And yes. I piss when I take a bath, sue me.

Will if they pay me enough.

I'd dive in just like this

And risk getting liquor in my pee hole? No way.

*crawls pitifully* I feel like I just did exactly that this weekend XD

if there was a chick in it

I already do... far too often.

I'm an alcoholic. (+)