Chuck Norris Tears could cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Oh, he should see a doctor then, this is probably an eye infection of some sort. His tear glands could be being affected by some sort of STD, can you tell me if Chuck has been to any South American or African countries in the last 90 days? Its a bit like sweat as well. If Chuck can't cry it might mean he can't do other things, like sweat or other bodily functions which I do not really want to discuss. In any sense, his body could be building up toxins which will affect his performance in the bed room. Chuck Norris, don't cry so you can cure cancer. Chuck, cry so you can cure your social life.
Chuck Norris Tears could cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Oh, he should see a doctor then, this is probably an eye infection of some sort. His tear glands could be being affected by some sort of STD, can you tell me if Chuck has been to any South American or African countries in the last 90 days? Its a bit like sweat as well. If Chuck can't cry it might mean he can't do other things, like sweat or other bodily functions which I do not really want to discuss. In any sense, his body could be building up toxins which will affect his performance in the bed room. Chuck Norris, don't cry so you can cure cancer. Chuck, cry so you can cure your social life.
Chuck Norris Tears could cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Oh, he should see a doctor then, this is probably an eye infection of some sort. His tear glands could be being affected by some sort of STD, can you tell me if Chuck has been to any South American or African countries in the last 90 days? Its a bit like sweat as well. If Chuck can't cry it might mean he can't do other things, like sweat or other bodily functions which I do not really want to discuss. In any sense, his body could be building up toxins which will affect his performance in the bed room. Chuck Norris, don't cry so you can cure cancer. Chuck, cry so you can cure your social life.
lmao!
Then again, if you've ever seen his chest hair, the thing derailing his sex life could be that no one is really switched on by the experience of a large
piece of steel wool rubbing up and down on their own naked body.
Where does this chuck norris sense of humor come from? I feel out the loop.
It comes from the fact that he starred in a bunch of action movies in the past, making his fans think he's 'BAD8ZZ and totally AW3S0M3!!11!!'. Basically, idiocy.
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