Worst Thing You Did As A Kid?

In third grade, I hit this kid in the face because he was choking this one kid. I ended up starting a mini riot in which the 3 of us (Even the kid who didn't do anything) got suspended. What's your best trouble making childhood story?

In 2nd grade this other kid and I would walk home and a 5th grader who walked home too would pick on us the whole way. One day I scooped up a fire ant mound with a Frisbee and tossed it in the fifth graders face as he rode up to us on his bike. Crashed his bike and just squirmed in the grass getting bitten, never said much to us after that.

I was quite the pacifist, so I didn't really do bad things. My brother on the other hand burnt the arbor down ^_^

Probably getting a sledgeHammer and using it to break my fatHers motorcycle. Boy did He wHoop our 4$

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Threw cat litter at an annoying kid, and it got in his eyes. When I was questioned about it by adults, I lied, and said I had no idea what he was talking about. I got off scott free.

Stab someone around their eye, with a pencil

Chopped down the neighborhood mango tree

Bullied a new student because my friends were doing it as well (1st grade)

In middle school, a kid was talking crap to me, so I confronted him after school. He pushed me, so I proceeded to beat the stuffing out of him. Got suspended for 3 days.

3rd Grade convinced two of my classmates to pull down the pants of another classmate and make fun of him all the while I maintained a safe distance, I had a clean record of upholding good conduct and I was always viewed as the shy but nice kid so when the two were punished they pointed at me but I was able to convince the teachers that I didn't know what they were talking about.

Enslaved the human race

Fist fights, stole some Pokemon cards, and bit a teacher/classmate.

You win bro?

Used to habitually punch my older brothers in the nuts.

burn myself.

At school when I was in 8th grade, a bunch of us were telling yo mama jokes and I guess a 6th grader that was sitting at the table took one too personally. He proceeds to say "oops" and then knocks over my grape juice on me. I got up up pushed him and said something like "what the f*%k man". He swung at me after I pushed him and I ended up beating the crap out of him and stuffing him in a lunch room trash can.

Said the f@ck twice when I was 4

Pushed my sister down the stairs

Pushed my other sister into a mirror

@eisenfauste: Mos def!

Found a dirty syringe in a ditch, filled it with water and squirted it in my friend's mouth while yelling "AIDS gun!!".

A lot of fist fights and I don't know why but I used to steal some small toys.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

This reminds me of a certain dog related thread. Anyways, I recall running around in 3rd gradw with a nosse I made in art class saying I was going to lynch people.

@longbowhunter: This is by far my favorite. LOL

Masturbating in preschool.

I threw a guy into a bunch of nopales. Was quite satisfactory.

Eh, I am a boring guy. I got into a fight with my bully in elementary school, but it ended in 5 seconds. I guess the worst? I stole around a thousand dollars (technically something like $900). Heh, never got caught.

Spoiler

@m3th: LOL

Stole one small toy and a week later I put it back in his place.

Puked at a local fast food chain

I got into a fight every year in grammar school.

Made fun of my teacher's baby name.

I never got in trouble as a kid. I think the worst thing I did was tell a kid to stop following me around and bugging me during recess, which I kind of felt bad about because he didn't have very many friends.

I slightly drove my best friend to insanity. (Long story)

I beat up a boy in grade six after school because he broke my friend's heart. Then we went out for a while, haha. Kids are stupid.

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wtf dude! how and why?

lmao

accidentally exposed a student-teacher relationship in grade 6

@allstarsuperman:

How: With a pillow.

Why: Because it felt good and I didn't know any better.

Oh I was a little sh** as a child.

• Trying to set a man house on fire
• Throwing Rocks at traffic
• random fight
• knocking some dude 2 front teeth out
• constantly setting stuff on fire

Only thing in my life I've ever regretted is letting my brother get burn by letting noodles fall on him, which took away half his entire body's surface skin(don't worry it can back in less then a month)

Brought knifes to school, in 5th grade I stole over $50 from my teacher, and I once attempted to commit suicide.

@theacidskull: Same thing here.

Did 2 of those things, guess which?

@thatguywithheadphones: Knifes and suicide?

Ring a ding ding.

Stole Yugioh stickers..... and set a house on fire

try to firebend like on avatar. ended up burning myself because the q tip melted when I had it over the fire. I have more. but I don't want to get ridiculed

*cough cough* @wolverine08 and @squares Know what I mean

took pictures of girls butts in 8th grade lol

@superlightning123: Heh, yeah, I remember that.

@squares:

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