Please list your worst movie not one you have seen , lets be more personal THE ONE YOU OWN . ah the humiliation HA HA HA HA HA . Im not evil honest
worst Movies of all time
I have Pokemon on video. Though I have to admit that's actually an alright movie. It's got a dark tinge to it. The last crappy movie I've seen was Wild Hogs. So boring.
Feast for one
That movie made me want to stick my finger into my brain and swirl it around
It went something like this
"Oh my god evil creatures from no where who wanna kill us for no reason oh know!"
Hello hello plot where are you?
Then there is Creepies
A five year old could have made a better film
bad costumes bad acting bad effects hokey lines
good thing I pawned it
Shatterstar says:
"Probably the Mask. "
I liked the original, it was a classic.
I have Eragon (loved the book, hated the movie), my sister and my mom have Where the Heart is, and my brother has Resident Evil: Apocalypse.
I remember seeing a movie called "Plan 9 From outer Space, it's so bad that it's funny (and it's not a comedy).
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Intervener says:
"Shatterstar says:"Probably the Mask. "I liked the original, it was a classic.
I have Eragon (loved the book, hated the movie), my sister and my mom have Where the Heart is, and my brother has Resident Evil: Apocalypse.
I remember seeing a movie called "Plan 9 From outer Space, it's so bad that it's funny (and it's not a comedy).
Post Edited:2007-04-11 21:48:07"
I liked it too at the time but out of the movies i've got its the worst I guess.
The new Superman movie. And these is off topic, but who the %$#@ is Tom Weiling's agent? He's my generation's Superman, there aint nobody else. The original Superman was even on Smalville. How do you not make your client see the big picture?
I mean come on, "dont do Superman, but Cheaper By the Dozen 2, you cant go wrong with that." $#@!ing dumb ass.
The Straight Story. It's the worst movie in existence. It's literally a guy driving on a tractor for 112 minutes.
This one http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124198/
I don't even have words to describe how bad it is. Sometimes bad movies can be really funny but this is just a waste of time better spent watching paint dry.
Did you ever notice, as the generation's went by, and people started getting more pc, Megatron got weaker? First he was that Walter p something, it was a Nazi Pistol, the toy was chrome colored, but becouse some kids are dumb enough to point it a cop they got rid of it.
Then he was Galvatron, still kinda badass, had the huge cannon. The last time I saw him he didnt even have a cannon on his arm anymore, and Starscream was a badass. I heard in the new movie he's a tank. Magatron aint a tank, he's always been a gun of some sort.
Worst movie I've ever actually paid to go and see had to be the Da Vinci Code, it was like watching paint dry while in excruciating pain. Worst film I've actively gone out and bought... hmm I don't know. I'm careful about what I buy so I guess I'd have to say Batman Forever just simply because of Val Kilmer. But then the worst film I have in my collection would be Slither because I hate that kinda film but my friend bought it for me so I'm unlikely to ever give it away.
Worst movie ever made? 'City Hunter'
Despite it's title it takes place on a ship, don't ask me why.
This was one of Jackie Chan's early attempts at comedy I assume because, it makes absolutly NO sense whatsoever. It has a lot of humor that just didn't translate for me. It climaxes with a fight that is a total homage to the video game 'Street Fighter' with Chan winning the fight dressed as Chuen Li.
I curled up into the fetal position and cried myself to sleep.
Worst Movie I own: 'Star Trek: Nemesis'
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Geez... where to begin... I have a penchant for impulse buying when it comes to DVDs... most times to my discredit, they suck bigtime.
Let's see... the WORST?
That'd have to be Flawless.
Just because Deniro's in it, doesn't make it a good movie.
I want to stab my heart just thinking about it.
Slowest, most boring movie I've seen since Steel Magnolias. [Which I only saw because my wife threatened me.]
Oh gord...
There's this God-forsaken, cheap zombie film called "Necropolis Awakened"
i swear it's the worst movie EVER....
here's a link to the movie's (and producer's) site,
http://www.hudsonpro.com/necropolis_awakened/
Resident Evil... something or other. It's the new CG movie they made. Don't get me wrong the CG was pretty killer and Leon was hot. But the movie made us all sleepy. I got it for my birthday and regreted it. It's really crappy and slow and the story is mostly about this chick Angela's family troubles. It really disappointed me. The zombie action wasn't even great -__-
" Resident Evil... something or other. It's the new CG movie they made. Don't get me wrong the CG was pretty killer and Leon was hot. But the movie made us all sleepy. I got it for my birthday and regreted it. It's really crappy and slow and the story is mostly about this chick Angela's family troubles. It really disappointed me. The zombie action wasn't even great -__- "
I like it, especially the beginning, but that's just me.
I only buy movies I love...
Luckily, I also have a wife, and what's hers is mine, right?
Beaches for the win!
In the Name of the King with Jason Stateham.No He cant do knight type stuff and that is 3 hours of my life i will never get back.
The last airbender is close as well.The series was so good why in gods good earth would you ruin the story like that?Not only that the fights (Which to be honest was what i was most looking forward to) werent awful as well.WTF?
I can name a few
Eragon: A cheap Star Wars knockoff attempting to cash in the Harry Potter and LotR' hype. I never read the books but some people say its just as bad if not worse...
The Last Airbender: Dull acting, stupid plot, pretentious directing and the fact there is very little to make fun of. I saw some episodes of the cartoon not the entire series, but they are so light-years away from this movie that I would rather watch that instead.
Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen: Too much human characters, less giant robots, crude and immature humor, a brutally long final battle sequence for a very faint, insipid ending.
Eden Lake: A really, really mean, cold horror movie that glorifies a group of teenagers killing and raping and has one of the most cruel, unnecessary, awful endings of all time (the kids kill the hero and their parents rape and kill his girfriend)
Seven Pounds: Worst Will Smith movie ever, even more than Wild Wild West. A really pretentious attempt of drama where Will Smith mopes for one hour and half straight until he commits suicide by jellyfish.
Battlefield Earth: Is to science fiction what Twilight is to vampire fiction. A really confuse, poorly writte, heavy handed Scientology lecture that has one of the most really bad over-the-top acting of all time.
Street Fighter - Legend of Chun-Li: Even worse than the first movie. Has nothing to do with the games, have a really generic plot with generic characters, terrible acting and special effects.
D-War: Strong contender with Eragon with Worst Dragon Movie Ever. The plot is so confusing that I already lost interest when there was a flashback inside a flashback.
Highlander the Source: Even worse than Highlander 2 the Quickening, pretty much sodomized the franchise after being killed and buried several years ago.
Jonah Hex: Probably the worst comic book adaptation of this decade. Nothing to do with original comics, Megan Fox doesn't convince at all and you can see John Malkovich clearly doesn't want to be here and hams it up;
A Serbian Film: I never finished watching. I pulled out at the Newborn porn bit.
Irreversible: Really, raping Monica Belluci for 10 minutes non-stop? What really pissed me off is that the rapist gets scott-free and the whole point of the movie was to deliver a homophobic aesop. Go f yourself Gaspar Noé.
@Tawa Pax said:
I just thought of something worse than 'Beastmaster' 13 Ghosts. Stupid movie. The story sucked and it just was so...eh.
13 Ghosts was awesome.
A Serbian Film: I never finished watching. I pulled out at the Newborn porn bit.
Phrasing.
(Just wikid that movie. WHAT. THE. F*CK.)
@NlGHTCRAWLER said:
@Tawa Pax said:
I just thought of something worse than 'Beastmaster' 13 Ghosts. Stupid movie. The story sucked and it just was so...eh.
13 Ghosts was awesome.
A Serbian Film: I never finished watching. I pulled out at the Newborn porn bit.
Phrasing.
(Just wikid that movie. WHAT. THE. F*CK.)
Just reading the wikipedia entry was soul draining enough. I never watched the ending, I hope I never will.
@CaioTrubat said:
@NlGHTCRAWLER said:
@Tawa Pax said:
I just thought of something worse than 'Beastmaster' 13 Ghosts. Stupid movie. The story sucked and it just was so...eh.
13 Ghosts was awesome.
A Serbian Film: I never finished watching. I pulled out at the Newborn porn bit.
Phrasing.
(Just wikid that movie. WHAT. THE. F*CK.)
Just reading the wikipedia entry was soul draining enough. I never watched the ending, I hope I never will.
I want to see how long I can last. That newborn stuff was pretty messed up... and then the whole ending with his family sounds just... UGHHHH...
Have you seen Human Centipede? That was some weird stuff too. People are strange.
@NlGHTCRAWLER said:
@CaioTrubat said:
@NlGHTCRAWLER said:
@Tawa Pax said:
I just thought of something worse than 'Beastmaster' 13 Ghosts. Stupid movie. The story sucked and it just was so...eh.
13 Ghosts was awesome.
A Serbian Film: I never finished watching. I pulled out at the Newborn porn bit.
Phrasing.
(Just wikid that movie. WHAT. THE. F*CK.)
Just reading the wikipedia entry was soul draining enough. I never watched the ending, I hope I never will.
I want to see how long I can last. That newborn stuff was pretty messed up... and then the whole ending with his family sounds just... UGHHHH...
Have you seen Human Centipede? That was some weird stuff too. People are strange.
No I haven't. The premise was so disgusting that I felt unsettled for the rest of the week. I watched A Serbian Film without knowing before hand about the Newborn stuff. From what I've read from Human Centipede 2, I got the feeling Tom Six was upset that Serbian Film was more disturbing than his masterpiece and he tried to one up in the sequel. He can go to hell along with his abomination masturbatory fantasy for all that I care.
@CaioTrubat: Yeah, I watched that without any knowledge of what it was about. I didn't know how to react when I first saw the... umm.. conjoining? I laughed and then stopped because it wasn't funny after the first 10 seconds. It was pretty awful. I also saw part 2 and even though part 2 was pretty twisted, I found the realization of Part 1 to be more disgusting. Part 2 just seemed like it was just a giant shock film. What made part 1 so disturbing was that it was almost artistic...... like someone out there actually enjoyed writing/making it.
@Illuminatus said:
American Reunion comes to mind.
I'm seeing that on Friday!
Save your money.@Illuminatus said:
American Reunion comes to mind.I'm seeing that on Friday!
@Illuminatus said:
@NlGHTCRAWLER said:Save your money.@Illuminatus said:
American Reunion comes to mind.I'm seeing that on Friday!
Was Tara Reid that awful?
Tara Reid is only in like five or six scenes and never has more than a supposedly nostalgic feel to her character.@Illuminatus said:
@NlGHTCRAWLER said:Save your money.@Illuminatus said:
American Reunion comes to mind.I'm seeing that on Friday!
Was Tara Reid that awful?
@Illuminatus said:
@NlGHTCRAWLER said:Tara Reid is only in like five or six scenes and never has more than a supposedly nostalgic feel to her character.@Illuminatus said:
@NlGHTCRAWLER said:Save your money.@Illuminatus said:
American Reunion comes to mind.I'm seeing that on Friday!
Was Tara Reid that awful?
LOL
Silly Tara.
No movie is as bad as Black Devil Doll From Hell. If you think you have seen worst, then you are sadly mistaken.
@Kiltro95 said:
Manos: Hands of Fate, translation Hands Hands of Fate, got it as a gift from a former friend.
I got to watch it recently and let me tell you the nature of this movie as a comedy is grossly overrated. This movie isn't even fun to make fun of anymore. It's just another bad movie that was forgotten by Father Time and resurrected by some nerds who riffed movies. While they made the film easier to watch, and they gave a good crack at it, this movie still is a chore. The Room is actually enjoyable, and with or without riffing, is a good drunken movie night choice. The only people who even care about Manos are people that don't have anything better to do than obsess over terrible movies that about ten people have seen.
@BiteMe-Fanboy said:
No movie is as bad as Black Devil Doll From Hell. If you think you have seen worst, then you are sadly mistaken.
I saw the Cinema Snob do a episode about it. And yeah it was pretty hard to watch.
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