Worst chat up line you have ever heard?

13................i think thats all i need to say lol

Your too hot for clothes lets do something about that

""Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
"

my dream has always been to do twins.   but the twins your swinging around are good enough

"Crimson Orchid said:

""Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
"

That one gets me everytime
"

Can I put my Lime in your Coconut and Twist it all up?

or

All the boys like to lookey but tonight can I put my fortune in your cookie?

i can play baseball with out a bat,wink wink

"i can play baseball with out a bat,wink wink


"

"T.J. Magnum said:

"i can play baseball with out a bat,wink wink


"

If you got a13 inches you can play basketball and block dunks AND block shots. Your junk might hurt though."

"Jax said:

"T.J. Magnum said:

"i can play baseball with out a bat,wink wink


"

If you got a13 inches you can play basketball and block dunks AND block shots. Your junk might hurt though."

lol


nice"

"Hawk said:

"Taps the girl on her shoulder

"Haaaaave you met Ted?"

Name that show!"

........?
"

why yes it's built for maximum comfort


@jax,ouch lol

"i may be asian and have a small d!ck, but there's less pain"

i heard this from my friend

""i may be asian and have a small d!ck, but there's less pain"

i heard this from my friend
"

"Taps the girl on her shoulder

"Haaaaave you met Ted?"

Name that show!"

"Am I pleased to see you, or did I just put a canoe in my pocket? Woof!"

"Hey, be a good little girl and don't let this rape turn into murder."

Girl, your daddy must be Bin ladin, cuz you the bomb.

http://www.comicvine.com/forums/off-topic/5/best-pick-up-lines/14916/#287

"http://www.comicvine.com/forums/off-topic/5/best-pick-up-lines/14916/#287"

""Hey, be a good little girl and don't let this rape turn into murder.""

""Hey, be a good little girl and don't let this rape turn into murder.""

"Octagon Freak said:

"http://www.comicvine.com/forums/off-topic/5/best-pick-up-lines/14916/#287"

this is 'the worst'
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Is your cell carrier cingular cuz ur raisin my bar. My boy Jose used it and he got 3 inch stilettos jammed in his foot funniest $h!t ever.

Its like making a thread of your favorite food and one about your least favorite food

"What's your number"

Condoms are a must.

"can i have a dollar?"

"That sweater looks becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too" o_O

"Kieran Marvel said:

""Hey, be a good little girl and don't let this rape turn into murder.""

why would you even say that?"

I never said i've used it before, why does this mean i shouldn't ? lol

there's a party in my pants and you're invited (0;

"Virago said:

"Kieran Marvel said:

""Hey, be a good little girl and don't let this rape turn into murder.""

why would you even say that?"

I never said i've used it before, why does this mean i shouldn't ? lol"

O_o

"there's a party in my pants and you're invited (0;"

@Pix: LMAO

slightly modified but no charm is lost

"Virago said:

"Kieran Marvel said:

""Hey, be a good little girl and don't let this rape turn into murder.""

why would you even say that?"

I never said i've used it before, why does this mean i shouldn't ? lol

"

Don't worry as if i've used this. All one liners are cheesy and suck.

"(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
"

do you work for a lumber yard ?

cause you just gave me wood.