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#1 Posted by The Enigma (1882 posts) - - Show Bio

"There's a party in my pants and you are invited!"

#2 Posted by Shanana (52804 posts) - - Show Bio

"let's f#ck"

#3 Posted by The Enigma (1882 posts) - - Show Bio
Sha said:
""let's f#ck""
At least it's decisive.
#4 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio

"Would you have sex with me if I said I'm Elvis?"

#5 Posted by Shanana (52804 posts) - - Show Bio
The Enigma said:
"Sha said:
""let's f#ck""
At least it's decisive."

it's rude
#6 Posted by PRIMAV3RA (23023 posts) - - Show Bio

please i dont want to be a virgen anymore

#7 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio
PRIMAV3RA said:
"

please i dont want to be a virgen anymore

"
LMAO!

Who would say that?
#8 Posted by Desilation (14585 posts) - - Show Bio

is your father an alien because your out of this world

#9 Posted by The Enigma (1882 posts) - - Show Bio
TheDrifter said:
"PRIMAV3RA said:
"

please i dont want to be a virgen anymore

"
LMAO!

Who would say that?
"
Desilation
#10 Posted by Shanana (52804 posts) - - Show Bio

LEAVE DESI ALONE!

#11 Posted by King Saturn (223716 posts) - - Show Bio
Hey Babe ! Ya Wanna Play with my Genetic Jackhammer ?
#12 Posted by Shanana (52804 posts) - - Show Bio
King Saturn said:
"Hey Babe ! Ya Wanna Play with my Genetic Jackhammer ?
"
lmao
#13 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio

you want to come into the army or have the army come into you ?

#14 Posted by The Enigma (1882 posts) - - Show Bio
Sha said:
"LEAVE DESI ALONE!"
Hahaha. Reminds me of that Chris Crocker guy.
#15 Posted by PRIMAV3RA (23023 posts) - - Show Bio

Fu*king is what a body like that was made to do girl dontcha know what u were made for


when the idiot said that i laughed so hard while quickly walking away. i found it rude and demeaning but it was either laugh or beat his a** so i chose laugh

#16 Posted by Jax (7542 posts) - - Show Bio

Here's another one.

I have a weapon of mass destruction in my pants. Want to detonate it?

#17 Posted by White Mage (18740 posts) - - Show Bio

"Like snakes?  I gotta big one with one eye."

Some people should be sued for sexual harrassment...

#18 Posted by PRIMAV3RA (23023 posts) - - Show Bio

i think ur the hottest dime ever and i would totally be up to a one night no make that two night stand

LOL ive heard so many of those

#19 Posted by The Time Lord (277 posts) - - Show Bio

"I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can make ya Bedrock"

=]

#20 Posted by _Obsidian_ (5028 posts) - - Show Bio

"I like your clothes. They'd look good on my bedroom floor." o_O

#21 Edited by Vrakmul (23398 posts) - - Show Bio

"Heaven's lost an angel because you are out of this world."   That is way overused. 

#22 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio

Hi, My name's milk, I'll do your body good.

#23 Posted by danhimself (22207 posts) - - Show Bio

Are you an angel? cause i have an erection!

robot chicken

#24 Posted by Ex Machina (370 posts) - - Show Bio

Can you taste the ketamine or should I add more?

#25 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio

Hey, Does this smell like chlorophorm to you?

#26 Posted by The Enigma (1882 posts) - - Show Bio
Drifter, stop posting in my threads.
#27 Posted by pixelized (62882 posts) - - Show Bio

were you raised on a farm? cause you sure know how to raise a co*k

something like that

Moderator
#28 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio

i have a 13 inch,di#k

that one works,my girlfriend loves it lol

#29 Posted by Jax (7542 posts) - - Show Bio
T.J. Magnum said:
"i have a 13 inch,di#k

that one works,my girlfriend loves it lol"

Hmm how about this?

Don't be afraid where not at the movies, my monster co*k wont hurt you just make you scream.

It was something like that.

#30 Posted by The Enigma (1882 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm pretty sure a co*k that big would hurt and make someone scream.

#31 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio

want to play a game.i got the equipment,


points to self

#32 Posted by The Enigma (1882 posts) - - Show Bio
T.J. Magnum said:
"want to play a game.i got the equipment,


points to self
"
Lol. No thanks man, I'm doing fine as it is.
#33 Posted by Jax (7542 posts) - - Show Bio
The Enigma said:
"I'm pretty sure a co*k that big would hurt and make someone scream."

I'm pretty sure it would I heard it somewhere. I'm pretty sure a 13 inch one would hurt someone.
#34 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio
The Enigma said:
"T.J. Magnum said:
"want to play a game.i got the equipment,


points to self
"
Lol. No thanks man, I'm doing fine as it is."
lol that was ment for the ladys lol
#35 Posted by Mighty Thorion (797 posts) - - Show Bio

"Get your coat, love - you just pulled"

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

#36 Posted by The Enigma (1882 posts) - - Show Bio

@ TJ: Hahaha I though that was directed at me it was a bit of a "wtf" momment in my mind.


@ Jaz: Didn't some woman in Brazil die after intercourse with a horse?
#37 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio
Jax said:
"The Enigma said:
"I'm pretty sure a co*k that big would hurt and make someone scream."

I'm pretty sure it would I heard it somewhere. I'm pretty sure a 13 inch one would hurt someone."

lol sometimes
#38 Posted by Jax (7542 posts) - - Show Bio
T.J. Magnum said:
"Jax said:
"The Enigma said:
"I'm pretty sure a co*k that big would hurt and make someone scream."

I'm pretty sure it would I heard it somewhere. I'm pretty sure a 13 inch one would hurt someone."

lol sometimes"

Like I said.

@The Enigma: I don't know who Jaz is so I won't answer.
#39 Posted by Crimson Orchid (5825 posts) - - Show Bio

"Are you good at math?  Cause I would add you and me, subtract our clothes divide your legs and multiply."

#40 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio
Crimson Orchid said:
""Are you good at math?  Cause I would add you and me, subtract our clothes divide your legs and multiply."
"

writes that down
#41 Posted by Jax (7542 posts) - - Show Bio
Crimson Orchid said:
""Are you good at math?  Cause I would add you and me, subtract our clothes divide your legs and multiply."
"

That's a good one. I think I heard that same exact thing on Wild N' Out.
#42 Posted by Crimson Orchid (5825 posts) - - Show Bio
holds up a key

If I turned this key, would it turn you on?
#43 Posted by PRIMAV3RA (23023 posts) - - Show Bio
Crimson Orchid said:
""Are you good at math?  Cause I would add you and me, subtract our clothes divide your legs and multiply."
"

loves that one for some weird reason


#44 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio

it's been know to cause concussions


points to self

#45 Posted by Hawk (15833 posts) - - Show Bio
Taps the girl on her shoulder

"Haaaaave you met Ted?"

Name that show!
#46 Posted by Jax (7542 posts) - - Show Bio
PRIMAV3RA said:
"Crimson Orchid said:
""Are you good at math?  Cause I would add you and me, subtract our clothes divide your legs and multiply."
"

loves that one for some weird reason


"
That's what happens in a mathematical way. They forgot a few variables though but still good.
#47 Posted by pixelized (62882 posts) - - Show Bio
Hawk said:
"Taps the girl on her shoulder

"Haaaaave you met Ted?"

Name that show!"
........?
Moderator
#48 Posted by Jax (7542 posts) - - Show Bio
Hawk said:
"Taps the girl on her shoulder

"Haaaaave you met Ted?"

Name that show!"

WTF?
#49 Posted by PRIMAV3RA (23023 posts) - - Show Bio

jump on it.

#50 Posted by Crimson Orchid (5825 posts) - - Show Bio

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"