Sorry bro, I am only 10 years old, and already I am 7 foot 9 tall, with mansion and swimming pool. I have a ten pack of abs, and huge sexy muscles that make woman and gay men swoon hardcore for my hot bod. Plus I treat people bad, but I good at sex, like real good. Like if sex was Olympic sport I get all gold, silver, bronze medals, and finish first and last and then get voted President of it. Its my charisma and body and height and good at sexiness really, plus I smell nice and date super models - woman ones, and so I can't relate to normal people problems, sorry.
uh, sadly, the man trumps you in age. It's a shame you couldn't beat that one lol