Women gets sexually assaulted by two monkeys

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3103814/British-mother-holiday-Gibraltar-claims-assaulted-two-monkeys-touched-pulled-off.html#ixzz3bfADL1Id

British mother on holiday in Gibraltar 'was sexually assaulted by two monkeys who groped her then pulled her top off'. Melissa Hart, 23, said she was attacked after going to see monkeys in bikini. Said two of them began touching her 'intimate areas' before pulling top off. She was eventually rescued by a warden and went to police to file complaint but officers were forced to explain that animals are not criminally liable.

How the f!ck are you going to try to press sexual assault charges on a damn animal?

Women will do anything to try to get a male in trouble with the law even if the male is not of the same species.

Lol

Ok.

Lol.

Lol

She was not thinking.

XD

Hahaha

Woah

@those_eyes: I seriously thought you were using a racial slur.

"Interesting" -Claymore1998

Incoming: Planet Of The Apes.

Aside from pressing charges on "an animal" lol how can she prove that she was sexually assaulted? The monkey put his thing in me? Grabbed me a certain way? Really? Usually human/animal sex is due to the human it's called beastiality....

The one exception may be male a bear in heat...lol.

But honestly, this chick said she was in a bikini and monkeys are known to grab, tear clothes etc....this sounds so dumb on this lady's part. Here's a thought, next time you go near monkeys put on some clothes maybe? Just saying...lol

Lol(Lol)

Looks like male monkeys are starting the wise up; after, what, about a hundred and fifty years, they're figuring out a human female in a bikini equals sexy. One of my fantasy stories coming into real life.

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I don't even know what my reaction is suppose to be to this.

The drunk monkey video... Lol

Lol what? Why was that the first thing that came to your mind?

A lot of racist people on the internet.

lol what

Spank those monkeys!

Reading the part where the police telling the lady they are not going to press charges on the monkeys made me laugh SO HARD. I mean c'mon lady what did you think was going to happen. YES I would have laughed to while helping her. Pfft! Old ladies seriously -_-

Holy cow. I just realized. What if the woman wasn't assaulted by literal monkeys, but was actually just really racist...

ahahahaha lucky it wasnt a gorilla

I love monkeys

GUYS!!! I JUST REALIZED A LOOPHOLE IN SEXUAL ASSAULT LAWS!!! If you bought a pet monkey, and trained him to do this, hypothetically speaking, ofcourse, you could totally get away with it. Atleast, until animal control takes him away.

Lol

Monkeys tear off eyelids. She was lucky.

Women will do anything to try to get a male in trouble with the law even if the male is not of the same species.

Right? This story is like, totes proof. Please share everywhere on the internet. Please. It's your penile duty.

The monkey's are planning to steal our women, which is the first step in human domination.

#PlanetofTheApes.

U WOT M8

She was asking for it

@those_eyes: to be fair, if a human groped a person (agaisnt thier will), they would deserve to get punished. So I don't see how this is a gender issue.

It is the fault of the communist!

@judasnixon: 10/10

They probably smelled that stanky vajayjay miles away and wanted to know what it was all up in there.

Hide yo wife hide yo kids

Poor monkeys

There is no justice. These monkeys should be in jail.

@allstarsuperman: off to the ZOO!!!

@cable_extreme: exactly!

I watch enough Hentai to know where this is going.

Wizard of oz much?

silly monkeys

Feminists vs PETA when?

I originally thought this was a racist post geared towards people of color

Them monkeys.

A animal that is notoriously know for its habit of stealing stuff out of people.

Damn horny monkeys...............