Why No Zombie Attack!?

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#1  Edited By Mantid

So today I woke up, everything was silent, dark, and a bit cold. And when I usually wake up in these days, I think: Could it be? Could it be that finally someone dropped some radioactive stuff into a cementary and that my whole family has been zombified?

So I got up, grabbed my shirt and an old baseball bat I keep in the closet, and slowly tip-toed to the door. I put my right ear against the wall and didn't hear anything. I reached for the door knob and slowly twisted it. BTW, that was a pretty damn cold door knob.

Creeeek

The door began to make that stupid noise. Dammit, I thought, know they've heard me. So I slowly continued and then:

What the f··k are you doin'?

My cousin said.

My point is, I've always been a fan of horror flicks, especially Zombie flicks, and all my life I have wanted to feel the way Zombie survivors feel, the way a guy running for his life from a serial killer feels. Or maybe not that much, but after I read "Living With The Dead" a few years ago, I really began yearning for the zombie attack to happen. And last month, when they announced about the virus, I was once again like: Could it be? Could it be that my zombie fantasy has come true?

In fact, I have a whole plan of what to do. Me and another guy at my school were convinced that after people would die, they would come back as zombies. But no. That didn't happen. Yet, we had already been planning where to hide out if it happened. Where to get guns. How to zombie walk. But no, nothing happen.

So is anybody out there into a zombie attack?

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#2  Edited By King_Saturn
I dont know man...
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#3  Edited By Hawk

If you've read the book Host.....I know this has already happened.

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#4  Edited By HobGadling

I've always hoped for an apocalypse more like the one in "The Stand" sans all the religious mumbo-jumbo.  To have a near-empty Earth as my playground would be freakin' awesome!  Of course, I'd prefer if a few people that are important to me would also survive.

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#5  Edited By The_Martian

You want a Zombie attack to happen?!

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#6  Edited By pixelized
Nobody said:
"You want a Zombie attack to happen?!"
Clearly because they're so much fun.
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#7  Edited By Mantid
Nobody said:
"You want a Zombie attack to happen?!"

No no no! Not just a zombie attack, actually a zombie apocalypse.

Yeah a few friends could survive, and some of my family, but they would have to get out of my way when wanting to do cool stuff like stealing Corvettes and doing drive byes on the them, lol.
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because theyre all asleep.
think about it sometime, if they all became reanimated,
how owuld they get out from theyre coffins? those things arent made
of balsa or something. the zeds would be screwed.

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#9  Edited By lonefang6x6
YES!! It'd be fun shooting them!