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#1 Posted by Your Father (30 posts) - - Show Bio

LOOK AT THIS PLACE?
You like living in this pigstye?
Why isn't your room clean?

#2 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

because i have 2 cats and they drag their toys all over the place....

M

#3 Posted by Your Father (30 posts) - - Show Bio
Methos said:
"because i have 2 cats and they drag their toys all over the place....M"
I'm proud of you son, raising a fine family
#4 Posted by Lady Tlieso (10198 posts) - - Show Bio
shoves everything in the closet and leans against the door to close it

See! It is clean!!
#5 Posted by Punished (124 posts) - - Show Bio

Why clean it when you are just going to make it dirty again....

#6 Posted by Your Father (30 posts) - - Show Bio
Lady Tlieso said:
"shoves everything in the closet and leans against the door to close itSee! It is clean!!"
Very nice.... Don't tell your mother, but how about I let you take the station wagon out tonight?
#7 Posted by Slinger (7640 posts) - - Show Bio

Jeez, get off my back! If it's not my room it's school! Why can't you ever give me a break!

#8 Posted by inferiorego (28275 posts) - - Show Bio

My room isn't clean because I work 3 jobs, 55 hours a week and do stand-up comedy and comic book writing at night... I'm brunt out dad.

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#9 Posted by Lady Tlieso (10198 posts) - - Show Bio
Your Father said:
"Lady Tlieso said:
"shoves everything in the closet and leans against the door to close itSee! It is clean!!"
Very nice.... Don't tell your mother, but how about I let you take the station wagon out tonight?"
Aw Thanks daddy!! Your the best!!
hugs
#10 Posted by bioghost (1245 posts) - - Show Bio

Looking at the strange bald man that caliming to be my father.
Aren't you suppose to be dead dad?

#11 Posted by Mr.Voo the Doo (375 posts) - - Show Bio

because explosives are messy and your booze don't pay for its self

#12 Posted by Unbelonger (2770 posts) - - Show Bio

I only sleep there.

zzzzz

#13 Posted by Arcana (504 posts) - - Show Bio

Daddy can I borrow 100$? =]

#14 Posted by Shanana (53448 posts) - - Show Bio

Because, the tornado made me scared O.O

#15 Posted by TheDrifter (26563 posts) - - Show Bio

Leave me alone Dad...

*head-bangs to My Chemical Romance in the dark like an emo*

#16 Posted by King Saturn (225103 posts) - - Show Bio
Because I just did the Hanky Panky with my Significant Other in it...

[=
#17 Posted by Arcana (504 posts) - - Show Bio
King Saturn said:
"Because I just did the Hanky Panky with my Significant Other in it...

[=
"
You tell your dad that?
#18 Posted by Unbelonger (2770 posts) - - Show Bio
King Saturn said:
"Because I just did the Hanky Panky with my Significant Other in it...

[=
"
Woo. We'll see Saturn on video soon online...

zzzz
#19 Posted by King Saturn (225103 posts) - - Show Bio
Arcana said:
"King Saturn said:
"Because I just did the Hanky Panky with my Significant Other in it...

[=
"
You tell your dad that?"
Sure... I Am Wired As Hell Right Now

lol



Unbelonger said:
"King Saturn said:
"Because I just did the Hanky Panky with my Significant Other in it...

[=
"
Woo. We'll see Saturn on video soon online...zzzz"
Ha Ha Ha  !

I Hope Not...

#20 Posted by Unbelonger (2770 posts) - - Show Bio

You're a celebrity here, It' will happen... :s

zzzzzz

#21 Posted by King Saturn (225103 posts) - - Show Bio
Unbelonger said:
"You're a celebrity here, It' will happen... :szzzzzz"
lmfao


#22 Posted by Your Father (30 posts) - - Show Bio
King Saturn said:
"Because I just did the Hanky Panky with my Significant Other in it...

[=
"
WHAT!? YOU BETTER BE JOKING MISTER!

TheDrifter said:
"Leave me alone Dad...*head-bangs to My Chemical Romance in the dark like an emo*"
YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR A WEEK!

Arcana said:
"Daddy can I borrow 100$? =]"
....no

Sha said:
"Because, the tornado made me scared O.O"
I'm so sorry hun, lets go buy you some clothes to cheer you up, you were always my favorite.


#23 Posted by Arcana (504 posts) - - Show Bio
Your Father said:
"Arcana said:
"Daddy can I borrow 100$? =]"
....no"
But I kept my promise and didn't tell mom about that time I found you in her pantyhose. =[
#24 Posted by Your Father (30 posts) - - Show Bio
Arcana said:
"Your Father said:
"Arcana said:
"Daddy can I borrow 100$? =]"
....no"
But I kept my promise and didn't tell mom about that time I found you in her pantyhose. =["
............you're grounded... give me your phone
#25 Posted by Arcana (504 posts) - - Show Bio

It's in my room, under your wallet.

#26 Posted by aztek_the_lost (28224 posts) - - Show Bio
points and laughs at Arcana
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#27 Posted by Your Father (30 posts) - - Show Bio
aztek the lost said:
"points and laughs at Arcana
"
YOU'RE WALKING ON THIN ICE MISTER!
#28 Posted by Morning_Dew (3835 posts) - - Show Bio
Your Father said:


Sha said:
"Because, the tornado made me scared O.O"
I'm so sorry hun, lets go buy you some clothes to cheer you up, you were always my favorite."
I saw a lovely Micheal Kors Bikini and some Christian Dior Shades at the mall ^_^
#29 Posted by inferiorego (28275 posts) - - Show Bio

Your Father is on a power trip today

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#30 Posted by aztek_the_lost (28224 posts) - - Show Bio

o_O

but...uh...aren't I your favorite son? :D

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#31 Posted by TheWorstDebaterEver (53 posts) - - Show Bio

yourfather is not my father curbstomp

#32 Posted by Icarusflies (12512 posts) - - Show Bio

Because I have a centralized wormhole that transports all my stuff into piles all over the house. Particularly in my work room and my room. Accumulation is therefore a law of nature.

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#33 Posted by Crimson Orchid (5825 posts) - - Show Bio

I work 20 hours a week, have class another 20 hours a week, and anywhere between 30-50 hours of homework... I barely have time for sleep let alone cleaning.

#34 Posted by .Mistress Redhead. (27119 posts) - - Show Bio

I have the flu and can barely make it out of bed, let alone pick up all the tissues and mess on the floor.

#35 Posted by CATMANEXE--defunct (17052 posts) - - Show Bio

because cleanliness is next to godliness, and i decided to worship Satan a long time ago.

#36 Posted by Slinger (7640 posts) - - Show Bio
CATMANEXE said:
"because cleanliness is next to godliness, and i decided to worship Satan a long time ago."
+1
#37 Edited by Secret Turchin Man (1852 posts) - - Show Bio

Because you won't stop screwing the cleaning lady long enough for her to do her job.

#38 Posted by The_Doktor (38 posts) - - Show Bio
Your Father said:
"LOOK AT THIS PLACE?You like living in this pigstye?Why isn't your room clean?"
Because i dont give a sh!t
#39 Posted by No_Name_ (12593 posts) - - Show Bio
Your Father said:
"LOOK AT THIS PLACE?You like living in this pigstye?Why isn't your room clean?"
Because I thought you wanted to clean it....so I made it extra dirty
#40 Posted by Ms. Invisible (3292 posts) - - Show Bio
Babs said:
"Your Father said:
"LOOK AT THIS PLACE?You like living in this pigstye?Why isn't your room clean?"
Because I thought you wanted to clean it....so I made it extra dirty "
Oooooh. That's low! Make it dirty, baby!
#41 Posted by Precise (22886 posts) - - Show Bio

It isn't a mess.. It's organized in a way that only I understand. =)

#42 Posted by The Rorschach (147 posts) - - Show Bio

In my closet is cleaning my room.  old man

#43 Posted by pixelized (62883 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm not the one that stopped paying the maid

#44 Posted by King Saturn (225103 posts) - - Show Bio
Where is Father ?

lol
#45 Posted by inferiorego (28275 posts) - - Show Bio
King Saturn said:
"Where is Father ?

lol
"
probably at work... lol


I can't believe this stupid thread is still going... I love it
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#46 Posted by Hawk (15833 posts) - - Show Bio
I don't have to take this sh1t from you........YOU NOT MY REAL DAD!


Slams door and cries on his bed.

#47 Posted by the Vica (1937 posts) - - Show Bio
Hawk said:
"I don't have to take this sh1t from you........YOU NOT MY REAL DAD!


Slams door and cries on his bed.
"
Oi! This is my room!
#48 Posted by Clint Barton (123 posts) - - Show Bio

School is kickin' my ass..no time to clean rooms.I really need to clean too there's chicken bones,broken glass and balled up artwork failures everywhere.

#49 Posted by CATMANEXE--defunct (17052 posts) - - Show Bio

psst...dont tell him, but i took a cup of water out of his coffee maker this morning and replaced it with a cup of my pee,
then watched him drink it while he was watching the news and getting ready for work. tee-hee! i also stole some of
his licorice. he keeps it stashed with his dirty picture books.

#50 Posted by inferiorego (28275 posts) - - Show Bio

You guys are lucky Your Father has a late business meeting tonight

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