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#1 Posted by Kyle Cumsagen (101 posts) - - Show Bio

Sexy from head to toe, pure perfection when going fast or slow.........

Don't hate what you can't understand.

#2 Posted by Kyle Cumsagen (101 posts) - - Show Bio

Have you ever choked on a hotdog because it was to big for your bun,

It's a rookie thing.

#3 Posted by oldmagic (5295 posts) - - Show Bio

oh dude....no, just no. Oh man, i think i'm gonna barf! 

#4 Posted by Kyle Cumsagen (101 posts) - - Show Bio

barfing is far from sexy.

#5 Posted by RANDOMM (474 posts) - - Show Bio

I Challenge you to an RP duel to the death! This will not be OOC, because you've just offended me way too far in-character, and I'm ready to kill you. We will fight starting at dawn on top of Ayers Rock...if you show.

#6 Posted by Vance Astro (91224 posts) - - Show Bio

This is stupid.

Moderator
#7 Posted by RANDOMM (474 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah, but let's see if he's man enough to take my challenge. He doesn't seem to be that much of a challenge, nor does he seem to be very strong...
unless he plans on killing me with "sexiness"

#8 Posted by Kyle Cumsagen (101 posts) - - Show Bio
RANDOMM said:
"Yeah, but let's see if he's man enough to take my challenge. He doesn't seem to be that much of a challenge, nor does he seem to be very strong...
unless he plans on killing me with "sexiness""
You are probably a virgin,
#9 Posted by Kyle Cumsagen (101 posts) - - Show Bio

I dressed so sexy at work today and it made me feel dissapointed with my co-workers for the lack of comparison.

#10 Posted by Erik (32778 posts) - - Show Bio
Kyle Cumsagen said:
"RANDOMM said:
"Yeah, but let's see if he's man enough to take my challenge. He doesn't seem to be that much of a challenge, nor does he seem to be very strong...
unless he plans on killing me with "sexiness""
You are probably a virgin,"
I know you are.
#11 Posted by Kyle Cumsagen (101 posts) - - Show Bio
erik said:
"Kyle Cumsagen said:
"RANDOMM said:
"Yeah, but let's see if he's man enough to take my challenge. He doesn't seem to be that much of a challenge, nor does he seem to be very strong...
unless he plans on killing me with "sexiness""
You are probably a virgin,"
I know you are."
Only at not being sexy,
#12 Posted by oldmagic (5295 posts) - - Show Bio

okay.

#13 Posted by Erik (32778 posts) - - Show Bio

That was unbelievably retarded.

#14 Posted by Kyle Cumsagen (101 posts) - - Show Bio

How much starch should I use on jean shorts? 

#15 Posted by Erik (32778 posts) - - Show Bio

I hope you are joking.

#16 Posted by Kyle Cumsagen (101 posts) - - Show Bio

I just hate that feeling when they don't hug my hammies.

#17 Posted by Erik (32778 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol.

#18 Posted by Kyle Cumsagen (101 posts) - - Show Bio

Wasn't Adam Sandler amazing in the Zoohan movie?  He definately worked out.

#19 Posted by _Obsidian_ (5028 posts) - - Show Bio

Your arrogance annoys me =/

#20 Posted by Erik (32778 posts) - - Show Bio

Again, lol.

#21 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

wtf...

M

#22 Posted by Kyle Cumsagen (101 posts) - - Show Bio
Twilight Man said:
"Your arrogance annoys me =/"

You should play some volleyball on the beach, it will definately cheer you up. I tried to spike the ball yesterday and got a testical caught in the net and it caused the net to instantly ignite in a hellacious fire which later turned into a bonfire where both teams lost their inhabitions to some sexy love making.  I wish you could have been there.
#23 Posted by RANDOMM (474 posts) - - Show Bio
Kyle Cumsagen said:
"RANDOMM said:
"Yeah, but let's see if he's man enough to take my challenge. He doesn't seem to be that much of a challenge, nor does he seem to be very strong...
unless he plans on killing me with "sexiness""
You are probably a virgin,"
Eh, I had a good response, but it would be too personal of an attack for this kind of forum. Yes, I am a virgin. It's likely that there are many people here for whom having lost there virginity would be a crime (statutory rape). You probably have sex with yourself, because from the way you talk about yourself, it seems you even turn you on. Still have all your ribs?
lionheart will get the last part there.
#24 Edited by Erik (32778 posts) - - Show Bio
RANDOMM said:
"Kyle Cumsagen said:
"RANDOMM said:
"Yeah, but let's see if he's man enough to take my challenge. He doesn't seem to be that much of a challenge, nor does he seem to be very strong...
unless he plans on killing me with "sexiness""
You are probably a virgin,"
Eh, I had a good response, but it would be too personal of an attack for this kind of forum. Yes, I am a virgin. It's likely that there are many people here for whom having lost there virginity would be a crime (statutory rape). You probably have sex with yourself, because from the way you talk about yourself, it seems you even turn you on. Still have all your ribs?
lionheart will get the last part there."
Ouchy.
#25 Posted by Kyle Cumsagen (101 posts) - - Show Bio

Yes I still have all my ribs, they are easily visible right next to my amazingly shredded abs. 

#26 Posted by _Obsidian_ (5028 posts) - - Show Bio

.....................

#27 Posted by Erik (32778 posts) - - Show Bio
Kyle Cumsagen said:
"Yes I still have all my ribs, they are easily visible right next to my amazingly shredded abs. "

I think you are on the wrong website.
#28 Posted by Ball Buster (2041 posts) - - Show Bio

Hey fellas.He's jerkin you all.

#29 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

meh...

i'm paying close attention anyway...

M

#30 Posted by RANDOMM (474 posts) - - Show Bio

Eh, I wouldn't expect most people to get the very last part of my last post...
other than lionheart

#31 Posted by Kyle Cumsagen (101 posts) - - Show Bio

Has anyone ever rollerskated while listening the the soundtrack of Footloose?  Just asking, you never know what you have in common with people unless you reveal yourself first.

#32 Posted by RANDOMM (474 posts) - - Show Bio

Ok, at first, you were disturbing me, but now your posts are actually good. Off-topic (so in the right place), but good.

#33 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio
Kyle Cumsagen said:
"Has anyone ever rollerskated while listening the the soundtrack of Footloose?

No, but Footloose is a kick ass soundtrack and i do rollerblade regularly....

M
#34 Posted by RANDOMM (474 posts) - - Show Bio

I think he means those four-wheeled hiking boots.

#35 Posted by Kyle Cumsagen (101 posts) - - Show Bio

I cried when Littlefoots mother died in the first "Land Before Time" movie.  I also think Sam was the best character in LOTR.  I hate when people type cast Jason Statham

#36 Posted by Kyle Cumsagen (101 posts) - - Show Bio

rollerblading is fine, only if you are drinking a diet coke while blading like in that commercial with the Crazytown song.  That's what I picture when I want to motivate myself to take the blades to the street.

#37 Posted by RANDOMM (474 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't like diet coke. I prefer the taste of regular coke, and I really have no concerns over my weight, at least at the fat end of the scale.

#38 Posted by Ball Buster (2041 posts) - - Show Bio

I have a idea.Lets have a cook out .WE will cook sweet potatoes. Just for fun, we'll ask"Cumsagen" to come over with his short shorts and roller blades.We can take the hottest sweet potato and shove it in his slice of rye and watch him ride off into sunset.

#39 Posted by RANDOMM (474 posts) - - Show Bio

Eh, it was only his first few posts that bugged me. Now he's cool. We're still gonna fight though, as long as he shows up.

#40 Edited by Kyle Cumsagen (101 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't like rye Cleveland, but I do like having peanut butter sandwiches while I am watching Dr. Who on the Sci Fi channel.  I wish Highlander was still on.

#41 Posted by RANDOMM (474 posts) - - Show Bio

lol highlander

#42 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio
Kyle Cumsagen said:
"I don't lie rye Cleveland, but I do like having peanut butter sandwiches while I am watching Dr. Who on the Sci Fi channel.  I wish Highlander was still on."

raises his eyebrow

ok, now you've intrigued me...

M
#43 Posted by Kyle Cumsagen (101 posts) - - Show Bio

Who is underated,  and Highlander was a good show. 

Airwolf had the best intro music of any show in the 80's right behind Knightrider.

#44 Edited by RANDOMM (474 posts) - - Show Bio

hahah, never really liked any of them myself, but I'm not gonna judge based on personal preferences. Plenty of people pay to go see stand-up comedians who show up on Comedy Central who I think suck and just aren't funny.

EDIT: and they laugh hysterically too.

#45 Posted by Perfect Cell (3470 posts) - - Show Bio

Perfect Cell is perfection lol.

#46 Posted by Ivory Bow (43 posts) - - Show Bio
Kyle Cumsagen said:
"I also think Sam was the best character in LOTR. 
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
#47 Posted by oldmagic (5295 posts) - - Show Bio

Looking at the avatar of Hoffmen creeps the hell out of me. For the safety of my mind, i shall stay away from this thread. 

#48 Posted by King Saturn (224158 posts) - - Show Bio
Wow... this is a very weird thread
#49 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio

Lmfao

#50 Posted by Billy (1360 posts) - - Show Bio

Dave, i can call you dave right? since your last act drunk with the cheeseburger and years before when you decided to bring out songs... you kinda went down the hottnes and icon ladder, not to say you busted your ass!