Why do men like fat asses?

Can we even say that word uncensored? Lol.

Makes sense to me. :P

@mega_spidey01: You beat me to it.

@enemybird:I love how you guys are arguing semantics...

Not semantics, mathematics. You see, a "fat" ass is often a result of an improper diet, sluggish thyroid function, an overall sedentary life style, or a combination of any/all of the aforementioned factors. It is not appealing to the vast majority of virile men of any ethnic background. By contrast, a "phat"ass is 50% genetic blessings+50% well earned sweat equity in the gym. THIS ass is outstanding in jeans, bikinis, the shortest of shorts, and wearing nothing at all. It's the ass that is completely unacquainted with "Spanx" or shapewear of any kind. It is the ideal, and it is well sought after by an easy 90% of all women. Just ask Alejandro Carvallio. That guy's made millions with his "Brazil Butt Lift" workout DVD's....

@lykopis: Are you from the UK?

Well said, wise one.

That word, explicitly, was mentioned by the launch of Giantbomb as the prime example of cursewords we are allowed to use. Nothing worse then that though.

@veshark: Well said, wise one.

Thank you, mon ami. I'm a former Sailor (my wife's still in the Navy) and even before she signed up, she worked out a minimum of 4 days a week. One day for upper body, one day for abs and lower back, one light lower body day (where she'd do a combination of insanely high reps and cardio), and a heavy leg day focused primarily on her hamstrings and glutes. Trust me, "V", the hard work showed. No matter what she was wearing. Ah, the joys of having a wife who doesn't sit on her ass all day, who instead strives to make it bigger and better.

Sounds like you struck big, friend (no pun intended!). You have my salutations (and envy).

@veshark: Sounds like you struck big, friend (no pun intended!). You have my salutations (and envy).

If my sister-in-law didn't already have a boyfriend, I'd put a word in for ya;)

@heraldofganthet:

I am from Canada, the land of the...erm...caribou.

@lykopis: I am from Canada, the land of the...erm...caribou.

Alanis Morrisette, R&B singer Tamia, Deborah Cox, the "Get Out" girls, and now @lykopis. Lots of beautiful women up there in Canada. Must be something in the water....

@heraldofganthet:

For that, you are followed instantly -- just for knowing Deborah Cox is Canadian impressed me. :)

Humans are attracted to different things.

Z I J U U N

@lykopis: For that, you are followed instantly -- just for knowing Deborah Cox is Canadian impressed me. :)

Back when her first album dropped, I remembered her saying she was Canadian. I was (at the time) saying "Damn! I gotta get my ass to Canada. ASAP!" You ladies are doing something right up there! I wonder if it's all the Moulson Ice that flows up there... Maybe the Nickelback concerts... Hmm... But I thank you for the Follow, pretty lady! I will return the favor immediately!!

I don't

..... Men like large breast because they are full of milk for a baby?.... You do know that breast are not actually full of milk all the time right?

LOL... this thread is hilarious.

@glitch_spawn: Come on glitchy, no more spastic up and down erections.Time to go to bed. I'll get you some nice chocolate milk in the morning ok?

@glitch_spawn: Go ahead, you'll be the drunk one who wakes up sore in the morning. You'll be sore because I'm going to beat you with soap in your sleep Full Metal Jacket style.

What's hotter on a juicy ass: "sexy" panties or "cute" panties?

Tough question.

Heh.

Never been much of an ass guy, I like everything else though. The ass to me just seems like too dirty of a place to do anything with. It literally sends crap out of your body.

I've never been of the train if thought that bigger is better. I like a nice ass, that doesn't have to mean a big ass. Same goes for breasts. Bigger they are harder they fall.

Excuse me, girl...do you do squats? I think you do squats.

Anyways, it's all about proportions to me. I'd rather have her have some junk in the trunk vs her looking like she is starving.

That hourglass figure though.

I honestly don't know why I like them but I can tell you I prefer a big ass over big breasts, of course I like both but if I had to choose a women with a big ass or big breasts id pick ass without hesitation lol

I was hoping for pics of asses.

"Been around the world, don't speak the language. But your booty don't need explaining."

Because men go for whatever they like as its only natural instinct to find parts of peoples bodies attractive lol .

My sentiments exactly.

because Aliens...

She got a big booty, so I call her Big Booty

It...makes us feel safe.

Solid Snake got a nice booty! =D

I'm a man. I don't like "fat asses".

Am I missin' somethin'?

Why not? That's a better question...

You rebel!

What can I say?...I'm a wild one. :P

Lmao I like how you gotta call 'em fat.

I don’t think men like "fat asses", but i do think men like big/fit butts. There is a difference between an ass being big because of fat and beacause its fit . Just like there is a difference between a woman having big breasts because she is overweight and an woman in shape with big breasts.

Shakira and sofia vergara are a good examples of a women that have a big ass, not because of fat but because of muscle

I do like big and well toned asses, i think they are visually arousing, very sexy and pleasing to touch.

I was thinking about this thread and asked myself "Do I REALLY like large behinds??"

then I saw J'Lo's "I'm Glad" video again for the first time in years...and the answer is

YES!! YES!! YES!!