Why Did You Do It?

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#1 Posted by Mr_Ingenuity (3255 posts) - 8 months, 10 days ago - Show Bio

You have been charged with murder. Simply tell the judge. Why did you do it? Simple Game.

I'll start.

Because he said "RIP Lance"

#2 Posted by deadpoolrules (4578 posts) - 8 months, 10 days ago - Show Bio

Because he said Deadpool sucks.

#3 Posted by cattlebattle (11099 posts) - 8 months, 10 days ago - Show Bio

but....Deadpool does suck.....poor Lance, victim of spreading truth

#4 Posted by CaioTrubat (12000 posts) - 8 months, 10 days ago - Show Bio

Because I couldn't get up

#5 Posted by The Stegman (13067 posts) - 8 months, 10 days ago - Show Bio

Because there was nothing good on t.v

#6 Posted by TheCannon (14193 posts) - 8 months, 10 days ago - Show Bio

For justice.

#7 Posted by kingjoeg (662 posts) - 8 months, 10 days ago - Show Bio

because I am the danger...I am the one who knocks!

#8 Posted by deadpoolrules (4578 posts) - 8 months, 10 days ago - Show Bio

@cattlebattle said:

but....Deadpool does suck.....poor Lance, victim of spreading truth

Haha,well in your reality he sucks,in the one I live,he doesn't.

Because his username was cattlebattle :P

#9 Posted by Night Thrasher (2724 posts) - 8 months, 10 days ago - Show Bio

Because he threatened to reboot me.

#10 Posted by Greenflashlight (183 posts) - 8 months, 10 days ago - Show Bio

Because he was creeping in the bushes and it scared me

#11 Posted by Mr_Ingenuity (3255 posts) - 8 months, 10 days ago - Show Bio

@Night Thrasher said:

Because he threatened to reboot me.

I like this one.

Because I wanted to meet Batman.

#12 Posted by PowerHerc (50957 posts) - 8 months, 10 days ago - Show Bio

Wasn't me.

#13 Posted by Ms. Omega (3567 posts) - 8 months, 10 days ago - Show Bio

To obtain their power.

#14 Edited by KnightRise (3709 posts) - 8 months, 10 days ago - Show Bio

FOR NARNIA!!!

@PowerHerc said:

Wasn't me.

but she caught me on the counter...

#15 Posted by ssejllenrad (11539 posts) - 8 months, 10 days ago - Show Bio

He was an infidel

#16 Posted by superstay (4980 posts) - 8 months, 10 days ago - Show Bio

Because I love the rush dO.Ob

#17 Posted by WillPayton (4797 posts) - 8 months, 10 days ago - Show Bio

I went in for the kill,

I did it for the thrill.

I'm hoping you'll understand,

And dont send me to the can.

#18 Posted by ARMIV2 (4814 posts) - 8 months, 10 days ago - Show Bio

Because there needed to be an example...

#19 Posted by TheAcidSkull (6830 posts) - 8 months, 10 days ago - Show Bio

BECAUSE.HE.MADE.ME.DROP.ME.DELICIOUS.PEPSI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#20 Posted by Mr_Ingenuity (3255 posts) - 8 months, 10 days ago - Show Bio

I was trying to make a point, because he said YOLO.

#21 Posted by ComicMan24 (146836 posts) - 8 months, 10 days ago - Show Bio

THE VOICES!!!! THEY TOLD ME TO DO IT!!! IT WAS THEM!!!

#22 Posted by Mr_Ingenuity (3255 posts) - 8 months, 10 days ago - Show Bio

He said "What?"

#23 Posted by Strider92 (11336 posts) - 8 months, 10 days ago - Show Bio

Because i'm a comedian and you can't spell slaughter without laughter god damn it!

#24 Posted by Mr_Ingenuity (3255 posts) - 8 months, 10 days ago - Show Bio

Because he said "It's possible to catch a bullet with your teeth".

#25 Posted by Vortex13 (10792 posts) - 8 months, 10 days ago - Show Bio

Because doing bad things is in my nature. I started off killing animals, it got uninteresting after a while. It was time to move up to bigger game. So why you ask? Because I had the power to, what other reason do I need?

#26 Posted by SilverGalford (2930 posts) - 8 months, 10 days ago - Show Bio

@cattlebattle said:

but....Deadpool does suck.....poor Lance, victim of spreading truth

LOL!

because he wanted to destroy me

#27 Posted by Mr_Ingenuity (3255 posts) - 8 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio
#28 Posted by thespideyguy (1454 posts) - 8 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

Because I'm Batman

#29 Posted by thespideyguy (1454 posts) - 8 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

I know the voices aren't real but boy do they come up wtih some good ideas.

#30 Posted by Mr_Ingenuity (3255 posts) - 8 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

I killed him because "I love you". Am I free to go?

#31 Posted by kuonphobos (3167 posts) - 8 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

She did it first!

#32 Edited by ImmortalOne (2427 posts) - 8 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

That's what he told me.

#33 Posted by Deadite (7440 posts) - 7 months, 3 days ago - Show Bio

Because there's a clone involve.

#34 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (13864 posts) - 7 months, 3 days ago - Show Bio

Because you're fat.

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#35 Posted by StMichalofWilson (2421 posts) - 7 months, 3 days ago - Show Bio

POOOWWEEER!!!

#36 Posted by xxxddd (2962 posts) - 7 months, 3 days ago - Show Bio

Because I needed a penny.

#37 Posted by Nefarious (16259 posts) - 7 months, 3 days ago - Show Bio

Because there is no bathroom.

#38 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (10431 posts) - 7 months, 2 days ago - Show Bio

Because they where stupid.

#39 Posted by JediXMan (22968 posts) - 7 months, 2 days ago - Show Bio

It was that guy.

You know who you are.

#40 Posted by god_spawn (30522 posts) - 7 months, 2 days ago - Show Bio

@JediXMan said:

It was that guy.

You know who you are.

Just because I've turned you into assorted memes does give you the right to murder me.

Now excuse me while I continue my wide spread haunting of the CV website through your torture.

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#41 Posted by JediXMan (22968 posts) - 7 months, 2 days ago - Show Bio

@god_spawn said:

@JediXMan said:

It was that guy.

You know who you are.

Just because I've turned you into assorted memes does give you the right to murder me.

Excellent. Glad we agree.

#42 Posted by god_spawn (30522 posts) - 7 months, 2 days ago - Show Bio

@JediXMan: What do you think of this one?

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#43 Posted by LordMaverick (4388 posts) - 7 months, 2 days ago - Show Bio

Thirll of the Kill

#44 Posted by lykopis (6264 posts) - 7 months, 2 days ago - Show Bio

Because he laughed.

#45 Posted by ImmortalOne (2427 posts) - 7 months, 2 days ago - Show Bio

Well your honor... he was wrong on the Internet.

#46 Posted by SmashBrawler (3836 posts) - 7 months, 2 days ago - Show Bio

I'm telling you guys, there's no way this doesn't work in court.

#47 Posted by Deadite (7440 posts) - 7 months, 2 days ago - Show Bio

Because if it's over fifty stabs, I'll go to a different place.

#48 Posted by JohnnyGat (1014 posts) - 7 months, 2 days ago - Show Bio

YOLO... He said YOLO. He said it out loud. Out loud.

#49 Posted by tg1982 (2307 posts) - 7 months, 2 days ago - Show Bio

Well, your Honor. When I was just a baby, my momma told me, "Son...

Always be a good boy. Don't ever play with guns."

But I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

When I hear that wistle blowin', I hang my head and cry.

#50 Posted by Deadite (7440 posts) - 7 months, 2 days ago - Show Bio

Because of an ice cream cone. Didn't you know? Every man, woman and child, can murder for the pleasure of an ice cream cone.

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