#1 Posted by Hispanic_Aaron (91 posts) - - Show Bio

Post Your Response To This Question (MAKE IT A LEAST FUNNY)

#2 Posted by JonSmith (3988 posts) - - Show Bio

Because it was standing next to a KFC.

#3 Edited by theTimeStreamer (2841 posts) - - Show Bio

because the goat flipped him the bird.

#4 Posted by Hispanic_Aaron (91 posts) - - Show Bio
#5 Posted by King Saturn (223812 posts) - - Show Bio

Because the Brothers carrying him in the Popeye's Box had to get to his Car.

#6 Posted by AllStarSuperman (19968 posts) - - Show Bio

To attack Peter Griffen

#7 Posted by DigbyKong (300 posts) - - Show Bio

to get into your mom

#8 Edited by Samimista (20597 posts) - - Show Bio

I have a dream where chickens can cross the road without being questioned!

#9 Edited by XImpossibruX (5168 posts) - - Show Bio

#10 Posted by ssejllenrad (12847 posts) - - Show Bio

#11 Edited by RDClip (1117 posts) - - Show Bio

Because he was fed up with this world.

#12 Edited by dccomicsrule2011 (23188 posts) - - Show Bio

Because it was trying to escape Kaito's Galaxy-Eye Photon Dragon? =D

#13 Posted by ShadowSwordmaster (12068 posts) - - Show Bio

To get to KFC.

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#14 Posted by DigbyKong (300 posts) - - Show Bio

What do you expect - they walk like junkies.

#15 Edited by Yung ANcient One (4601 posts) - - Show Bio

I vote for Bru's post of Family Guy (yeah I gave him a nickname whats up?)

My second vote goes to AllStar with the Family Guy reference.

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#16 Posted by Guardiandevil83 (5280 posts) - - Show Bio

Because you always have to walk before you can fly.

#17 Posted by Hispanic_Aaron (91 posts) - - Show Bio

#18 Posted by joshmightbe (24601 posts) - - Show Bio

Because this was behind him

#19 Posted by Hispanic_Aaron (91 posts) - - Show Bio

Because this was behind him

"NO PROBLEMO!!"

#20 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17132 posts) - - Show Bio

Because he saw Joygirl and Ser fighting on the other side.

#21 Posted by MyNameWasDeleted (679 posts) - - Show Bio

#22 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17132 posts) - - Show Bio

Because he didn't want to get fried and everyone knows black people are scared to cross roads.

#23 Edited by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (19908 posts) - - Show Bio

He didn't...because he was too "chicken" to cross it. YEAAHHHHHH!!!

#24 Posted by The Stegman (23034 posts) - - Show Bio

To get to your mom's house, cause she's finger lickin' good.

#25 Posted by MyNameWasDeleted (679 posts) - - Show Bio

he wanted some of THIS

#26 Posted by The_Tree (7209 posts) - - Show Bio

Because the road crossed the chicken.

#27 Edited by InnerVenom123 (29499 posts) - - Show Bio

"To get to the other side" actually means the chicken crossed the road so that it could die. So it could get to the other side.

It was a suicidal chicken.

#28 Posted by Hispanic_Aaron (91 posts) - - Show Bio

"To get to the other side" actually means the chicken crossed the road so that it could die. So it could get to the other side.

It was a suicidal chicken.

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#29 Posted by MonsterStomp (15820 posts) - - Show Bio

Because there was no footpath!

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#30 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17132 posts) - - Show Bio

Because I threatened to kick it's ass if it didn't get a move on.

#31 Posted by Nefarious (18660 posts) - - Show Bio

It saw a hot chicken and wanted some of that.

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#32 Edited by CheeseSticks (2381 posts) - - Show Bio

So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

- Niccolò Machiavelli