That duck dynasty crap really pumped out a lot of worthless @$!#*₩§μ^₩ !
Now every one with a low IQ has a rally point in life. I truly know a guy that went deep when that show came out. He even thinks the show is how every day life for the zz top family is. If you ask him why he thinks that his reply is "God is blessed them with that kind of life to teach us all that if you go to church and pray that one day you will cash in ! But some of is might be cashing in big when we get to the pearl gates."
I have him over all the time for parties. Its like a dinner for chumps (idk something like that ).
He does not know i only use him as a verbal punching bag for my guests. But he will put up one hell of a fight.
Me : hey chris why is salt white ?
Chris : god made it so.
Me : yo chris you see that new Disney movie ?
Chris : no i dont enjoy watching something filled with Godless sodomits
Me : Chris you like the cowboys ?
Chris :only if they the kind that go to my church. Jerry jones is a homosexual enabler.
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