Who would you kick in the butt?

I'm dead serious, if you could run up to anyone in the Marvel U, and kick them in the butt, knowing full well that this was essentially a suicide mission, who's butt would you literally kick? This is kind of like a 'what character do i like enough to die at the hands of?' post.  
 
Has to Be Marvel or DC, or any anime/manga of your choice. I don't know Dark Horse or Image characters. 

Superman, and I'd die laughing.

I don't doubt that!

Storm. xD

I would kick Deadpool in the butt.  He doesn't take himself seriously so why should i?

Dude, he's probably the scariest to kick in the butt. Because of all the weapons he carries, he'd kill you laughing. 

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Definitely Psylocke....but only if I get to "kick" with my hand.

" Definitely Psylocke....but only if I get to "kick" with my hand. "

" @Green Skin said:

" Definitely Psylocke....but only if I get to "kick" with my hand. "

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . She's beat you down so hard, you'd fly through time and space and the universe, wake up, and she'd beat you down again. But I'm 100% straight, and I agree with you. ;D "

Storm.

" @rogue_mar1e: We all know she deserves it for something. IDK what, but she does.  "

Galacta. She is so massive that she wouldn't notice me kick her butt, plus with her Cosmic Awareness, she would be able to tell the reason I kicked her was because I was fond of her, and that thats sometimes how immature tiny little Earthlings act sometimes. So with her power of Cosmic Awesomeness, nothing bad would happen to me, and she might even make me a Herald, and then I could kick the butts of any Marvel or DC characters really without much fear. 

Giganta...........I'd die a happy man.............

 Emma Frost. So I can see it jiggle.    

Batman, just to say I kicked Batman. Plus, he wouldn't kill me, maybe break my knee caps :p

Charles Xavier. (When he's not crippled of course) 

Tony Stark, that B.S. he pulled during the civil war was really messed up.

"  Emma Frost. So I can see it jiggle.     "

" Batman, just to say I kicked Batman. Plus, he wouldn't kill me, maybe break my knee caps :p "

" Giganta...........I'd die a happy man............. "

Kick in the butt? Hmm. Storm, really hard, with a steel toed shoe, in the hopes of paralysing her. Your move, fanboys :P

Silt Man. If I kicked hard enough, I would make him grow like 7 extra feet tall, and then I just grab his legs and run in one direction toppling him. I mean, really, he is better of without his stilts really.... 
 
Or Ego. I mean, its basically like kicking the planet in real life. It doesn't really matter unless you kick hard and if you do kick that hard, you deserve a broken foot. Of course the trouble might be locating it, and thats worth more hassle than its really worth, so.

id kick wolverine and then run away screaming like a little girl lol

" @Precise said:

" Batman, just to say I kicked Batman. Plus, he wouldn't kill me, maybe break my knee caps :p "

Someone in the Marvel Universe, genius ;) "

Galactus............somehow.

"Definitely Psylocke....but only if I get to "kick" with my hand. "

" CYCLOPS with the biggest boot i could find and then id get my head completey Blew off my shoulders xD "

" @TypingKira: Finally someone else who doesn't like that Character :) "