i go first
who want to challenge me to a rap battle contest?
Who are you? I haven't seen you around.
Oh, that's right, just look at your post count.
You can't school me, I'm the real OG
Been here almost 4 years serving constant comedy.
I'm what's hot,
You're what's not,
You don't have a shot.
This battle's as good as won,
What does you username stand for; The weight of your mom?
Sorry, it sucks... I'm not good at rapping.
@young_murloc: It loses it's puch. But the lyrics can still be evaluated.
The first hokage but the last to lose
I spit so hard, kuton no jutsu
Tryin to struggle but the thousand hands of buddha got you
To much of the shinobi god called Hiroshima senju
Now you know all the consequences
I'm the winner, while your all just ex contestants
Sennin level stays constant
Broken legs means you cant stand
Stay down and hail the king
#shinobiGod
@bruxae: "It does loose alot over the internet, but.. Scorpion totally stomped that round."
Agreed. I didn't even understand the one guys rap :/ lol.
I'm just gonna jump in here a minute you see
You cant battle on the Internet it's meant for the streets
Your trash talkin, button mashing, angry lyrics you speak
Like your on here just to try to be the realest MC
Wake up dog now that I'm here the screens all for me
So you should hit me up for round 2 and round 3.
Im a white boy but my neck is red
I put miracle whip on my wonder bread
I was raised on a farm
And born with no rhythm
my face is pale nah I never been in jail
Dr.Phils my uncle and i like to hang with him..
How many bi****s have I slapped?
ZERO! Uh!
And martha stewart happens to be my hero!
Me and buffy spend every weekend in vail
I cant dance, i wear khaki pants
My middle names Lance, my gramma's from france!
so maybe im whack
cuz my skin aint black
but u cant talk smack
cuz whitey just struck back!
@thehipkid: that's some 8mile stuff right there.
@thehipkid: *slow clap*
@chaos_prime: Lmao.
@thehipkid Lol, Scary Movie rap
yo i was just warming up lol
they call me s-sizzle
cause i spit hot rhymes and they start to fizzle
and my man you sound like a broken fiddle
but i can bust a rhyme and it will turn out like a riddle
i can be doing this battling all freakin day
but to lose to you you gotta be real insane
but this wont take to long to win this game
then your homies will all be ashamed
imma own your hood after imma reveal my rhymes
when im in charge their will be way more crimes
my homies will rob all the banks and wont leave a dime
and if its still not enough im available all the time!
LMFAO
This thread is awful. XD
Hence one of the best
if anyone wants to get owned go against me just reply
@1154802: *Cracks knuckes*
Step up your game bro, you can't keep up like this.
You don't need to write like a gangster when you diss.
Your "Shizzles and Nizzles" don't touch me,
Not every word has to rhyme to make a punch, see?
My words are like lyrical ocean,
I rap so fast you need to play it back in slow motion.
Even taking it so far as using alliterations,
Rapping like a man-made creation,
Cus I'm a canister of charater, a charismatic connoisseur cooking up raps of the very highest caliber.
Now listen son, I'm number one, can't keep up with me cause you're done,
Now quit because we both know who won.
lol wow
Okay, Lights On Me, Just keep shinin.
I ain't gon lie, im not out there grindin.
But my adreniline is climbin.
I Keep rhymin.
People do what I say, my names not even simon.
If you know me and my boys, don't mention us.
I like to pop, I ain't talkin seven up.
Now you in here, talkin all the gibberish.
Boy you are skinny, skinnier then a lickerish.
Your just another meal, i like to chew.
Your ish is old, my ish is brand new.
Man, I can't even stand you.
Your worthless man, jst like can food.
Now you said you the best, i say thats a lie.
You lose at your best when I don't even try.
You could say a verse, I say one line, I won't even die.
Why I'm so Good, I don't even know why.
I kill ur rep, good luck to re build it.
Someone dig my freestyle a grave cuz I jst killed it.
@1154802 said:
lol wow
Okay, Lights On Me, Just keep shinin.
I ain't gon lie, im not out there grindin.
But my adreniline is climbin.
I Keep rhymin.
People do what I say, my names not even simon.
If you know me and my boys, don't mention us.
I like to pop, I ain't talkin seven up.
Now you in here, talkin all the gibberish.
Boy you are skinny, skinnier then a lickerish.
Your just another meal, i like to chew.
Your ish is old, my ish is brand new.
Man, I can't even stand you.
Your worthless man, jst like can food.
Now you said you the best, i say thats a lie.
You lose at your best when I don't even try.
You could say a verse, I say one line, I won't even die.
Why I'm so Good, I don't even know why.
I kill ur rep, good luck to re build it.
Someone dig my freestyle a grave cuz I jst killed it.
Lol...
@1154802: this thread like this is lame, I'm just gonna go out and say it,
I can't believe, your doing this over the damn effing internet.
if you really want a contest like this to work,
then you had better heed my next few precious words;
first, you better set time limits cos,
otherwise it gives opponents a lot time to think,
why, they even have time to go out and get a drink.
second, you might wanna just set some limits,
for even til the end of time no one can win like this.
third, listen to this, if you don't wanna get banned,
you really have to put, all this swearin to an end.
now, I'm finished, and I really think its nice,
to have such a great thread, on Comic Vine!
who else want this?
Why would I want something I already own
@1154802 said:
lol wow
Okay, Lights On Me, Just keep shinin.
I ain't gon lie, im not out there grindin.
But my adreniline is climbin.
I Keep rhymin.
People do what I say, my names not even simon.
If you know me and my boys, don't mention us.
I like to pop, I ain't talkin seven up.
Now you in here, talkin all the gibberish.
Boy you are skinny, skinnier then a lickerish.
Your just another meal, i like to chew.
Your ish is old, my ish is brand new.
Man, I can't even stand you.
Your worthless man, jst like can food.
Now you said you the best, i say thats a lie.
You lose at your best when I don't even try.
You could say a verse, I say one line, I won't even die.
Why I'm so Good, I don't even know why.
I kill ur rep, good luck to re build it.
Someone dig my freestyle a grave cuz I jst killed it.
Lol...
You have no idea how hard I just loled
Lets go I guess
Alright, so I think I figured it out
Your a per-pubecent wanabe punk
Cause I know you didn't see that and and think it was luck
Those rhymes, so weak, so meek, let me teach ya' how to speak
Call me master craftsman cause I gave birth to Icarus,
You still trying to figure out how to spell liquorice?
Boy, rap is the game of the gods,
you should kneel down like the rest of the pawns
Cause I'm on a higher level,
I could out-rhyme the devel,
Outshine any metal,
Go whine than revel
That your still not in hell,
cause no matter how much you rebel,
You'll forever be a shell,
Of what you were before I banished your soul to a rap induced depression
Equitable to US's slaves Oppression,
But don't expect an emancipation proclamation,
Cause your spirit will have eternal lacerations,
Face it kid, you just can't beat me!
I'd say go sit in front of the TV,
But your mind still won't escape me,
I think you need some therapy.
Don't worry kid, I know a guy,
He's pro on askin why your family left when ya were still just a small fry,
Just don't lie,
And we can get to the bottom of this endless abyss,
Which cuts deeper than any diss, and can only be filled by the family you miss,
I'd say its not your fault, but I'd be lying by default,
So I guess I'll sit here some more,
And humor you before directing you towards the front door.
you suck
whoa my man slow down with rappin bi-lingual
you're makin my hands and my mind start to tingle
veni, vini, vicci
you can't even reach me
i came i saw i conquered
you can't even teach me
thats conquered like destroy, not concord like a grape
like bacteria in your mouth, this garbage i scrape
and toss in the trash
these lyrics are brash
here's some cream for that rash
cause my respect you may have earned
but you've just been lyrically burned
@yourneighborhoodcomicgeek I think its that time of year again.
*Ahem* It's been awhile for me to spit.
I could say I've been too buried in sh*t.
But that isn't the reason for neglection.
I spent some time to myself thinking in a moment of recollection.
I had to ask myself why do I do this? Modern day lyrics are crap.
This isn't the soul that should be in rap.
It's all the same garbage, day and night.
No longer is it about being real and keeping it tight.
It's all about the gold, jewels, and riches.
And how often you're bedding the big butt booty b*tches.
The game has changed and not for the better.
I thought maybe we could ride out this stormy weather.
But up above those dark clouds, sitting high in the skies
A king looks down on us with tear filled eyes.
It's Biggy and there he cries
He speaks to us in a voice so furious
That the rap game has become notorious.
I am a lyrical warrior, the mic is my weapon.
I'll slay the demons that keep those in possession.
I will destroy the greed, shred it apart.
My words are like swift strikes that pierce their heart.
I'll send the evils on the run
So rhyming can once again be fun.
And while one day I know I will have my day in the Sun,
I'll always remember where I started, where I came from.
So remember these 2 simple letters
as things head for the better.
2 simple letters as I am blessed
to carry the truth in thy name, simply GS.
lol what the heck
i gave you a few days without my intervening
but now it seems this thread could use a good spring cleaning
reading these posts had my energy depleting
in most cases, they're just worth deleting
attempts at an attack were just plain pathetic
and comebacks even worse, all verbally anorexic
they're thin, lacking substance and knocked over with ease
even my grandma has better rhymes than these
when taking on a battle, i'm beggin you please
think about what you say before dotting "i"'s and crossing "t"s
Yow, Yow, Yow, Yow, Yow, Yow, Yow, Yow, Yow, Yow, Yow, Yow, Yow, Yow, Yow, Yow, Yow, Yow, Yow, Yow, Yow, Yow, Yow, Yow, Yow, Yow, 500x.
F*ck you.
The end.
@1154802: I don't... but let me get this straight. Pro_Dub would wipe the floor with you...
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