who really killed JFK?

No idea. Obviously wasn't Oswald though.

Why would the Penguin kill JFK?

The Mob killed JFK

The best conspiracy theory I have heard was George Hickey (a Secret Sevice agent) killing JFK by accident. Oswald was the real person trying to assassinate Kennedy but Hickey fired the fatal shot via accidental discharge. Personally, I don't know who or why...I haven't researched it enough.

@jonny_anonymous: more like the blob...ordered by magneto

Nixon

The Comedian

JFK...

Please say that's a joke.

Maybe.

@squares: I will accept that. Keeping up a bit of an ere of mystery is always allowed.

Lyndon B. Johnson! Dun Dun Dunnnn!

Obviously.

Elves. Its always elves.

@wildvine: Wouldn't it be an arrow sticking out of his head then?

@eisenfauste:

Christmas elves are my default elves.

@wildvine: Lol makes sense. Just not summer elves ;)

@eisenfauste:

Male Models

A bullet.

Santa Claus, Kennedy should have stayed the f$!# away from Mrs. Claus!

@saint_wildcard: But I want to build a school where children who can't read really good can learn to read really really good.

I lol'd so hard at this!

James Earl Ray.

Interesting fact, based on audio clips it has been concluded that there was a second shooter. He would have been right across the street where Oswald was behind a fence, IIRC.

It is not a matter of who killed him, but what. With that not being the bullet, but his broken heart.

Undecided. But I found it interesting that 2 days later Oswald was shot and killed by a man who supposedly had some sort of ties to the mob. Idk if any you watched them but last year the History Channel had 2 specials on it that I thought were really good, I recommend them to anybody interested in the JFK assassination. One was called "JFK:50 Years Later" and the other one was called "Lee Harvey Oswald: 48 Hours to Live" Both IMO were really good, and they aren't biased, as in they don't try to make you believe one thing over the other, which is why I like it, as a lot of things I have seen on the subject are trying to convince you that theory A is correct and theory B is wrong, while the these two don't give you definitive answer, but instead present all of the information and theory's and reasonable explanations as to why they could be true or why said thing might not be true, but never flat out state "this is what happened and this did not happen" They also bring up some really good questions.

Aliens......?

idk, but they did a good job of covering their tracks.

I did.....

@jaken7 said:

I did not expect to find something so adorable in this thread. Now, because of what you have done sir, I will be compelled to enter threads I normally wouldn't. Think about that.

The Federal Bank.

It is clear to me now, rustled jimmies killed Kennedy

@russellmania77: wheres batman?

It was the butler, with a candle stick, in the pool room.

Everyone knows JFK was a Skrull...

Deathstroke or Deadpool

I blame Bush.

I was about to say, where's the Magneto option. Obviously you are forward thinker well played good sir

duh