Who is more attractive: Shuma-Gorath or Cthulhu? - Off-Topic

#1 Posted by Shuma-Gorath (425 posts) - 11 months, 1 day ago - Show Bio

#2 Posted by utotheg38 (18883 posts) - 11 months, 1 day ago - Show Bio

Cthulhu, Shuma Gorath Is meh In everything It does.

#3 Posted by Shuma-Gorath (425 posts) - 11 months, 1 day ago - Show Bio

I vote for myself, of course. I am a sentient evil that has no rival in looks.

#4 Posted by JediXMan (22932 posts) - 11 months, 1 day ago - Show Bio

... A... "attractive?"

I feel a dictionary is required because I think the word and the English language as a whole is being mutilated here...

#5 Posted by Ms. Omega (3560 posts) - 11 months, 1 day ago - Show Bio

Cthulhu ummmmmm.....

#6 Posted by Deadite (7440 posts) - 11 months, 1 day ago - Show Bio

There's a lot of tentacles in this room.

#7 Posted by The Stegman (12991 posts) - 11 months, 1 day ago - Show Bio

Cthulhu, nicer booty

#8 Posted by _Zombie_ (9599 posts) - 11 months, 1 day ago - Show Bio

Cthulhu.

#9 Posted by Queso6p4 (1053 posts) - 11 months, 1 day ago - Show Bio

Shuma-Gorath.

@The Stegman said:

Cthulhu, nicer booty

Reading this made hurt me.

#10 Posted by SandMan_ (2371 posts) - 11 months, 1 day ago - Show Bio

Medusa... :P

#11 Posted by ssejllenrad (11490 posts) - 11 months, 1 day ago - Show Bio

@JediXMan said:

... A... "attractive?"
I feel a dictionary is required because I think the word and the English language as a whole is being mutilated here...

Being attractive doesn't have to be physical, right? I mean their personalities are just enticing.... Nyahahahaha!

#12 Posted by _Nate_River_ (84 posts) - 11 months, 22 hours ago - Show Bio

WTF

#13 Posted by aztek_the_lost (30738 posts) - 11 months, 22 hours ago - Show Bio

At first I dismissed this thread as more wasted space on the Internet (and yes you can waste space on an infinite resource when it's a certain level of quality) but the word choice is "more attractive", thus, it's not claiming either are attractive to begin with, simply which one is moreso. And in that answer, clearly it's Cthulhu, anyone who says differently probably can't enjoy sexual intercourse (with a human being anyway) because the humanoid form of Cthulhu should just naturally be more attractive over the whatever Shuma-Gorath is. I'm sure there's some science to back me up on this.

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#14 Posted by Zorn_a_Rust_Red_Scythe (283 posts) - 11 months, 20 hours ago - Show Bio

@aztek_the_lost said:

At first I dismissed this thread as more wasted space on the Internet (and yes you can waste space on an infinite resource when it's a certain level of quality) but the word choice is "more attractive", thus, it's not claiming either are attractive to begin with, simply which one is moreso. And in that answer, clearly it's Cthulhu, anyone who says differently probably can't enjoy sexual intercourse (with a human being anyway) because the humanoid form of Cthulhu should just naturally be more attractive over the whatever Shuma-Gorath is. I'm sure there's some science to back me up on this.

But shuma's eyelid does look a lot like a sideways you know what.I'm sure Shuma could depress his eyeball and let his partner have some fun. :D

#15 Posted by aztek_the_lost (30738 posts) - 11 months, 20 hours ago - Show Bio

@Zorn_a_Rust_Red_Scythe said:

@aztek_the_lost said:
At first I dismissed this thread as more wasted space on the Internet (and yes you can waste space on an infinite resource when it's a certain level of quality) but the word choice is "more attractive", thus, it's not claiming either are attractive to begin with, simply which one is moreso. And in that answer, clearly it's Cthulhu, anyone who says differently probably can't enjoy sexual intercourse (with a human being anyway) because the humanoid form of Cthulhu should just naturally be more attractive over the whatever Shuma-Gorath is. I'm sure there's some science to back me up on this.
But shuma's eyelid does look a lot like a sideways you know what.I'm sure Shuma could depress his eyeball and let his partner have some fun. :D

but you could say that about any eyelid, and if you find that to be what causes you to be attracted to anything, there's something wrong with you

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