Which comic book character can you beat up in real life

Hero, Nuetral, or Villian, which comic book character can you beatup in real life.

I'm not sure but I believe that I can take Aunt May and the Clock King

The One Above All :-P

I can beat Uncle Ben and............. Darseid :b

I'm fairly certain I could take Stilt-Man.

I can beat any paper who dare challenges me.

Killer Moth..

I could beat up Roy Harper after he was messed up beyond comprehension by the ever loathsome "JLA: Cry For less BULLSH--Err, I mean JUSTICE." And the much funnier but still inept "Rise Of Assho--Errr, I mean ARSENAL!" Sure he soon got a kick-butt robot arm, but he was still a FUBAR jerk-ass and I highly doubt he'd be able to do much more than anger me untill I give him a beating that he NEVER recovers from just to shut him up! In fact, the only time I can picture him being able to fight at ALL in when he's taken enough heroin... Oh yeah, that actually happened during "Rise Of Arsenal"!... Kind of makes you wonder about the editorial staff at D.C. Doesn't it?...

Slug

I don't think he could even lift his arms!

Aunt May: I'd beat her just as bad as Chris Brown beat Rihanna.

Captain Underpants

'Mazing Man.

Characters I think I'd have a shot at taking out...

1: Stilt-Man

2: Slyde (or whatever his name is)

3: Maybe that one guy who quit being a super-hero to do stand-up comedy. What was his name again?

4: Squirrel Girl...to dinner. <--lame attempt at a joke.

Jughead.  

I could definitely take Alfred lol. Stilt man also goes down

Colossus (non-armored)

Paladin

Alfred would own you... I would beat maybe kite man, or condiment king.

All of them. My scissors wait for no man.

If he is out of his suit, I believe Tony Strak .

Ant-man, after he shrinks, and is he doesn't grow back to normal size.

@x_29 said:

Aunt May: I'd beat her just as bad as Chris Brown beat Rihanna.

ಠ___ಠ

@OneeyedMonster said:

If he is out of his suit, I believe Tony Strak .

And incredibly drunk too.

@Dracade102 said:

@x_29 said:

Aunt May: I'd beat her just as bad as Chris Brown beat Rihanna.

ಠ___ಠ

^_^

@.Ajax. said:

I could definitely take Alfred lol. Stilt man also goes down

Alfred was in the British secret service, he'd beat you.

I could beat Aunt May, Uncle Ben (he is dead after all), Martha Kent, Carrie Kelly before she was actually trained.

I'm fairly certain I could beat Arthur, provided he didn't fly.

@OneeyedMonster said:

If he is out of his suit, I believe Tony Strak .

No way, Cap trained Tony in martial arts.