What's YOUR Zombie Plan?

Zombies! They're coming one day. And when they do? I doubt it would be that bad, since everyone would probably be ready. So, what's your plan when they do come?!

My plan? Grab my baseball bats, help my family board up the windows and doors, climb to the attic with a bunch of coolers, and wait it out. I doubt zombies are gonna find away to the attic, and they'd probably just wander out when they find out no one's there.

Die like a virgin that i am.... If i was not the Lord of Comicvine.

Pilasy:La Voix d'un homme

Go into the woods.

@spinnercomix:

1: get a gun

2: shoot myself

Put a rag tag team together from people I find while looking for a nonexistent safe zone. Made of of me the leader and well rounded individual an engineer a doctor a few stocky guys that are basically muscle and a scientist. We will wander the wastes encountering all kinds of character with some good times and some bad. We will pick up people new friends along the way but not without losing a few too.

Probably have jimmy neutron make a big space ship to evacuate earth.

I'd probably just off myself. Honestly, what is the point of struggling through the crisis of an entire world of undead beings constantly trying to slaughter you while your resources are continuously dwindling, and always having to live in fear? The world most likely wouldn't ever return to the state it was in prior to the apocalypse, so that just seems like a whole lot of struggle for a whole lot of nothing.

Point out how it doesn't make sense for this to be happening because of things such as rigor mortis and whatnot, and then go to Costco with a bunch of my friends.

I'm Batman.

I won't tell you, you won't steal my plan!

Zombies don't exist. In a fictional world, though, I'd just hire Herman Munster to dispatch of them.

TBH I'd probably sleep through it.

Apologize for all the bad things I've said about Robert Kirkman

Build a Treehouse kingdom and surround it with pitfall traps

go into the woods

hide try not to cry cry cry allot

Well grab a couple of books(got to have entertainment), grab my combat knife and guns(would need ammo but cops carry some for the service revolver at least if I pass any dead ones), grab the tools such as a shovel, manual pole saw, hammers, screwdrivers, and hop in my truck with the bigger items in the back in the canopy covered trunk. While the smaller weapons along with the Zombie Survival guide with me in the passenger seat. I then drive to the nearest marine base and if its bad scavenge what I can there then head to the beach and jacking a boat to go to a deserted island.

Become Mad Max.

Die because I don't want to deal with all that crap

Save the people I care about of course.

Get black out drunk and shoot myself.

Wuss. Gird yourself for war!

Kill Zombies not people.

Take back my street from zombies, then the city, then the state, then the country, while taking in as many people, food, supplies, and animals as you can and have them join you. Kill at least 10 zombies a day (I'm the guy who would care about his "high score" in zombie killing lol). Or at least try to make the ratio more humans then zombies.

What type of zombies?

I can only describe my plan in ONE word; Boom.

I live in Alaska. So basically goto one of my fishing cabins. Hunt, fish and pretty much survive and reproduce with all the chicks I volunteered to rescue.

Kill Zombies ofc .

Board up the house. Leave to get weapons, food, and van/bank tank. Come back home pick up the loved ones in my city then go around Texas checking if each family member is alive and board up there places then set war on the zombies

Put a bunch of outward-facing treadmills around my house.

less expensive would just be to build an incline around your house, cover it with slip and slides and stock up on astroglide.

plus you don't need electricity.

I wrote an entire blog on one

http://www.comicvine.com/profile/masterkungfu/blog/my-zombie-apocalypse-survival-plan/101215/

Get in car get in boat sail to empty islands in scotland while everyone tries to break into costco.

There have been plenty of threads like this, so I'll just copy paste my previous answers

I would probably stay local.

My home town Zadar is not a bad choice.

Old part of the town is a mostly fortified half island (it used to be fully fortified island connected with the land only by bridge), with many wells, so it could serve as a base.

But there are around 80 000 people living here, and that could be a problem, it might be smarter to find a smaller town, or to hide in the mountains, or on an island.

I live in the coastal area of Croatia, where you can find 1000+ islands and many small medieval fortified towns on a relatively small area.

Also there was a war here 20 years ago, so there are still plenty of leftover weapons to be found, and there is also a weapon factory somewhere nearby.

It's a perfect place to be once a Zombie apocalypse starts.

You only need to collect weapons, clean one of those small fortified towns, and settle down.

Or take one of the countless boats and settle down on one of the islands

This monastery would be a great place to settle, it is on an island which is on a lake which is on an island called Mljet.

So take food, water, seeds, knife, weapons, fuel, steal a boat, get to this monastery, and live a long and quiet life.

Or you could move away from the coast a little bit and take over some of the towns like Klis

All of this can be reached in just few hours driving with a car or a fast boat.

There is an abandoned military complex from the second part of 20th century and fortress from the beginning of 19th century on the island Vis few dozen miles south from where I live.

To go there and form a colony during the zombie apocalypse seems like a good idea.

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A dozen miles south from where I live there's a saint Nikola Fortress, which also looks like it could become a good base.

Important thing is to choose a location from which you would be able to defend yourself not only from Zombies but also from other humans which might want to take over your resources.

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Or to move slightly away from the coast fortress in Knin looks like a place to built a camp.

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Or maybe this tiny fortified town few dozen miles to the north.

There are so many great options that I almost wish for the zombie apocalypse to start.

If for some reason I have to move far away from the coast, there are plenty of great places even in continental part of Croatia

This "fortress" in Slavonski Brod looks like idyllic place to spend your Zombie apocalypse years

Or maybe one of the castles in northern region called Zagorje

Now I feel so sorry for those guys in walking dead, they have like almost no good options.

Zombies suck. A five year old could kill some on accident.

I like the way you think.

Fortify my house. We have essentially everything we would need. We have a generator, a furnace, a fireplace, canned fruits and vegetables, guns and ammo, 3 gardens, plenty of tools and raw materials. We have a lot of wood and plywood for barricades. We live in a rural area with plenty of hunting and gathering options including apples, raspberries, blackberries, elderberries, blueberries, grapes, and cherries, among other things. My grandparents also live next door so we can create a synergistic community of survivors. There aren't many neighbors and we are at least 100 miles from any major cities. We can also fashion gardens on the roof and raise food from a safe area.

Blow them up

Go get a suit of medieval armor and a flail and go all dark ages on them zombies.

eat a bullet

@ryagan: plus the lube helps with the loving to calm down your honey

though I personally prefer Slippery Stuff, its harder to find though.