What would you eat for a billion dollars?

Answer?

I would eat fesces for a month.

anything that wouldn't kill me or get me sent to prison

billion dollars buys a lot of mouth wash

@joshmightbe said:

anything that wouldn't kill me or get me sent to prison

billion dollars buys a lot of mouth wash

pretty much exactly what I was thinking when I saw this thread....I'd buy a dentist lol

Almost anytihng really, I mean the $$ erases the gross factor but I'd still worry abou the pride factor (like if a dude took a dump on the table it would be pride that would keep me from eating it for a $1,000,000,000)

I would eat a school of children for 1 billion dollars.

@TheElusiveNewReader: A billion dollars is the price tag for my pride so that wouldn't be an issue for me

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

I would eat a school of children for 1 billion dollars.

Best answer ITT

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

I would eat a school of children for 1 billion dollars.

Lol good answer

Anything, so long as its a one-time stunt and I can cook whatever the hell it is.

A billion dollar for a month long supply of feces? Wow.

@joshmightbe said:

anything that wouldn't kill me or get me sent to prison

billion dollars buys a lot of mouth wash

@joshmightbe said:

anything that wouldn't kill me or get me sent to prison

billion dollars buys a lot of mouth wash

@joshmightbe said:

anything that wouldn't kill me or get me sent to prison

billion dollars buys a lot of mouth wash

This.

"Be water my friend"

I've eaten some weird enough stuff for free, but no amount of money could make me eat poo.

A Whopper. From Burger King.

With no cheese.

@JonSmith I don't know why but that comment made me laugh hard.

Also I can't eat a burger with out no cheese or ketchup

A carrot.

I hate Carrots.

@No_Trolling:

I'm not telling dú¡ùb

A lemon... After I brush my teeth.

Scorpions, Snake, Ants, Crickets, Beetles, dam ive already eaten those in the past, Do i win?

@No_Trolling said:

Answer?

I would eat fesces for a month.

A month?

You wouldn't make it for a month.

@joshmightbe said:

anything that wouldn't kill me or get me sent to prison

billion dollars buys a lot of mouth wash

@BumpyBoo said:

I've eaten some weird enough stuff for free, but no amount of money could make me eat poo.

Depends on how much i would have to eat. And no dice if it's dook or fried okra. I know my gag reflex.

I would eat Australia.

I would eat a billion dollars.

A hobos butt.

Some trim.

I would eat Gas for a billion dollars.

@JonSmith said:

A Whopper. From Burger King.

With no cheese.

Dude! Step back from the edge!

Celery the most vile veggie on the planet.

I would eat a whole pizza by myself.

human flesh

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@No_Trolling said:

Answer?

I would eat fesces for a month.

A month?

You wouldn't make it for a month.

I meant like a meal of it a day.

@JonSmith said:

A Whopper. From Burger King.

With no cheese.

You've gone to far.

@joshmightbe said:

anything that wouldn't kill me or get me sent to prison

billion dollars buys a lot of mouth wash

I would eat a school of children for 1 billion dollars.

Bugs

Bear Grills still beats everyone. He does it for free.

I would eat 5 cupcakes of my choosing they are my weakness.

@Ms. Omega said:

I would eat 5 cupcakes

@mfundo said:

I would eat a whole pizza by myself.

Wow, such horror.

@TheCannon: Don't judge me :P

@joshmightbe said:

anything that wouldn't kill me or get me sent to prison

billion dollars buys a lot of mouth wash

This. To the kill thing, I'd like to add anything that wouldn't damage me or make me sick.

I'd eat a big mac.

anything that wouldn't kill me or get me sent to prison

billion dollars buys a lot of mouth wash

@joshmightbe said:

anything that wouldn't kill me or get me sent to prison

billion dollars buys a lot of mouth wash

@spartan92 said:

@Ms. Omega said:

I would eat 5 cupcakes

I'd eat that cat. The TV behind it too.

Though it would take some convincing, I would it my Dads cooking...maybe.