If i had a million dollars i would spent it on .... COMIC BOOKS!!! & other stuff
I would finished getting tattooed....... Maybe buy a house in Mid-City New Orleans so I can own my own pool, instead of breaking in to my old apartment to go swimming..... Might buy a bar? That might be a bad idea.......
If you lived in New Orleans, you would be excited about owning your own pool? What about the fact that it's New Orleans?
Give a big chunk to an orphanage. Get my grandmother out of a nursing home. Then I'd pay my bills. After that I'd probably get ten thousand dollars in pennies just to see what it looked like. I bore easy and money isn't very exciting in and of itself.