What would you do if you were sent to Prison?

Do you think you could survive a long prison sentence?

What would you do to survive?

Would you be scared?

Try my best not to drop the soap.

I'm led to believe that my experience will be sexy. I've watched too many "special movies" and not enough documentaries, maybe >_>

First of all why did I get sent to prison in the first place?

I'm innocent!

I'd tell my friends to hire someone to break me out. Then I would turn the person who broke me out in and get time off for being a good little rat. :)

I would probably be killed. They would initiate me, rape me, try to get me to kill for them , make me their woman. Ill probably die

@w0nd: Ok I can see this thread not being any fun now =)

Would be f%cked up, but I think I could do it so as long as I behave and don't beef with anyone.

I think I'd become aggressive pretty quick. At first, I'd be scared and trying to survive, but I don't hold well up in torture, so dropping the 'rape' bomb around me is a no no. I'll go batsh*t crazy!

@symbioticspider-man: I'd duct tape the soap to my wrists

Make that place my b!@#h

I'd focus on getting into solitary confinement.

Cry

50 chimpanzees in Texas Harris County Jail...I would pay money to see that.

I got MMA training so gl bitc*es

I am 12 feet and I weigh 1500 pounds, all muscle.

Come at me bro.

0_0...mine would be too though...we'd stare at the concrete ceiling and enjoy toilet wine together. Right @thecomedian_?

@mysticmedivh: You are a Brown Bear? Fodder to me!

I'm on the King County Federal Prison's library computers right now! Only get 30 min. a day on this whacked out 12 year sentence!

I just gotta take it one day at a time, young bloods. Just try'na put one foot in front of the other and avoid steppin' on any toes in the process.

Can't wait to get out an' see my baby.

@bumpyboo: *pays to see that*

I'd copy the movies and punch the biggest black guy I can find, and then stop breathing five seconds later.

I'd run sh!t. ^_^

I'd run a tight ship. So my inmates better beware. ;p

Are you serious? I legit want to know.

I would kill and eat someone

Then kill my self

Ill kill some foos in there -.-

That sounds scary. =)

Gamble.

And, nah. He's online right now, haha.

Find the biggest, meanest, scariest dude possible and punch him.

i would prepare my anus for possible foreign object invasion.

I'd start a sexy, feather fuelled pillow fight! In slo mo.

Ally with the weaker inmates and dig a tunnel out of the prison.

Psychological research shows that no human can spend more than 10 days in solitary confinement without experiencing severe mental defects. You might actually be better off in genpop.

Lift harder than ever to avoid the slim chance of buttrape.

Avoid solitary confinement, which honestly shouldn't even exist.

I'd become the guy who knows how to get things.

I would suffer a mental breakdown.

I would study, write, exercise, and pretend to have a nasty anal infection.

I've watched enough Elvis to know what jail is like.

I'd do a Ted Bundy and escape twice.

not bend over

@hylian: I don't think you will have the choice.