What would you do if a kid with cancer offered you...

A hug?

I don't even know....but I'd like to find out...

Probably weep with overwhelming joy.

Steal his powers

@buttersdaman000: You aren't Doctor Doom.

Given the state I'm in right now, I'd expect that my anger would be gone, then He'd tell me to pray and love others no matter how much I don't want to.

Honestly I really could use that right now.

Oh :l

This Motherf*cker changed the title.

Mother f*****.

Try to slip a finger in the backdoor and bite his f*ckin' tongue off.

LMAO! He changed the title hahaha

You made me lol 6/10

i am though

Get sick from touching a corpse.

@ultragreenboy: @buttersdaman000: what was the title before?

He replaced Jesus with the Justin bieber

Yeah this ones.getting locked.

@buttersdaman000: now it says a cancer kid lol

Tell him or her, "when I explain your death I'll say a giant crab killed you"

Lol this thread

Ugh. What a pathetic troll.

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