What would you do?

If someone was trying to punch you in the face, which one of these would you most likely do?

1. Block it

2. Punch back

3. Counter it with something fancy

1 and 2.

Counter

Dodge

Eat his hand

I would do 1, 2, and 3. All at the same time.

I would have grabbed that punch and kick him in the balls

Block or dodge, assess situation, react.

Grab him with my strong ogre hands and tell him "this is my swamp", then put him on his fours

ask for another, I'm a kink like that

Try to dodge it. I'm pretty slow at reacting so I'll probably go cry to someone who gives a damn and let them get punished. Then I'll be watching in the sidelines while they suffer.

If that fails, I'll grab the first I see and come back swinging.

Baaane

Present them with my wet gaping anus and ask if they'd care to use their fist for pleasure instead of pain.

@cgoodness: Wow i was going to say that....

yes yes, that's exactly what i would do too ^_^

Cry baby heheh ^_^

Ask him "What seems to be your boggle?".

1, 2, and 3 in that order.

Twist his/her arm into a pretzel.

1 and then make them wish they hadn't tried to deck me.

Counter it with this

Dodge it like a boss

all at da same time

What wouldn't I do

I ninja kick his arm off

1 and 2 at once.

1 and 2

4. Tap Dance.

run away

Depends on who's throwing the punch. If its somebody slow I'd just move, most I'd try to block and if it was a dude and I thought I had a good chance of winning the fight I'd punch back.

Yes

I'd get hit and try to run away. I'm manly like that :P

Make him squeal.

Dodge. Maybe punch back.